- Who says I don't drink enough to be a writer? https://t.co/9VsaTS1D #
- Goddammit, Bad Guy, quite acting like a person and be a bad guy. Why yah gotta go off script and get interesting on me? #writerproblems #
- Picked up the Marvel rules last week. Feel like I should apologize to @boymonster for not getting on the Cortex Plus bandwagon sooner. in reply to boymonster #
- Wooooo! (The PA Report – Empire Strikes Back writer Lawrence Kasdan returns to write two new Star Wars films) http://t.co/TT0w0LXW #
- Hate coming home to a vague airborne funk. Only two explanations are (1) something went bad or (2, more horrible) it's always like that. #
- Arrived home. Everyone in immediate family (except me) sick. Trip was both exhausting and not long enough. Typical Thanksgiving. #
- Retweet for Great Justice: I'm a 13 year old would-be writer/director. I have a PC. I need an affordable video camera. I would buy… #
- I love this. Have to laugh at how close to Hidden Things it is. http://t.co/GUvEI6oG #
Tweets for the week of 2012-11-18
- Fantastic break-down of serious writing. http://t.co/5ZZdV84O #
- Sounds like the current chapter of my book. http://t.co/EpjfxJxF #
- Let me sum up. (abrasive: The cast of The Princess Bride, reunited after 25…) http://t.co/ZmNHXYeH #
- Daddy hugs — a good day. http://t.co/Dgdxncwk #
- [ #Firefly ] Happy 10th Anniversary to our big damn heroes! https://t.co/Ozv0BIsJ #
- I'm entranced by the idea of killing your own character in your first scene in #fiasco and playing from there. Just seems fun. #
- Discovered the Hidden Thing ebook files are being shared on a couple shady forums. Feel like I've finally *arrived* as an author. #
- I love getting pictures like this to start my week. #hiddenthings https://t.co/zjH3KvnU #
- For lunch: jalapeno/habanero/ghost pepper pizza. #hurtssogood #
- The older my kids get, the more I wonder why my dad didn't kill me and hide the body in a culvert. #
- RT @ALiberalLady: "I will pick up that label and I will wear it as a badge of honor" #ProudLiberal http://t.co/LixzQTKQ #
- As I ponder my ghost chili pizza from yesterday, I recall the words of Xander Harris: "I sometimes want things that are not good for me." #
- Realized last night I'm actually writing the first part of the second book, not the last part of the first book. Which is cool. I think. #
- Oatmeal doesn't always suit me, but when it does, it's a tailored suit. http://t.co/1iieXgEK #
- RT @gooddirt: am reading @doycet's "Hidden Things." Needed something fast-moving. Did NOT need to be enthralled enough to read it while … #
- TIL that Terry Pratchett, in dealing with his rare form of Alzheimers, has used Dragon Dictate + Talking Points to… https://t.co/SbfGaZyA #
- The hardest thing for me has always been picking up the instrument. Once I'm playing, I don't want to stop, but oh, the starting… #writing #
- RT @boymonster: Skyfall equals good, but not mind blowing. #
- Awesome. (Not impressed) http://t.co/NJ9dSfAp #
Something Just Started
I’m dreaming. I know that.
I also know I’m lying in bed, tossing and turning. Not sleeping well. Headache, throbbing — steel wool watch cap stretched over the back of my skull.
We don’t sneeze while we’re asleep; did you ever notice? We can hurt, though, and I hurt now.
But I’m still dreaming.
I’m in a common lounge in a college dorm. It’s no room I’ve ever seen, and no college I’ve ever attended. College is a long while back, but I’d remember.
I’m sure I’d remember.
People are walking in and out. No one’s sitting.
I look at the other door — the one across the room — when it opens. There’s a girl there.
I drop to my knees. She stays standing. We’re both crying. Instantly. Silently.
I forgot you. The thought is from my waking mind, the tone incredulous and horrified. How did I ever forget you? How did you forget me?
She shakes her head, eyes locked on mine. She doesn’t know.
Then I’m awake.
It’s 1:48.
The phone is ringing.
The Best Questions
Last week, I flew back home with my daughter. Side benefits included lots of play time on the farm for Kaylee, but the main reason for the trip was because I’d been asked to come back and do a reading and signing at the county library in my old home town.
Very cool, you might think, and as far as I’m concerned, you’d be absolutely right: it was cool, and I was extremely flattered and excited and not a little humbled by it.
Then the librarian (who is also the librarian for the high school) told me that he’d spoken with English teacher at the school, and she was also interested in having me in to speak with her seniors, specifically the seniors who were gunning for the horizon with college-level or college-prep curricula.
At which point, things went from very cool to semi-terrifying, for reasons I doubt I need to explain to over thirty.
Still, I got myself under control and made contact with the teacher, who told me that what the seniors were interested in more than anything (she guessed) would be me talking about how I’d gotten started writing seriously, and how that had turned into a finished, published book.
Oh, I thought, that’s just me talking about NaNoWriMo, then. I shrugged at my computer screen. Well, that’s a piece of fucking cake.
And not to give the ending away, it really kind of was.
The school building I went to as a senior was torn down a few years after I graduated, so it wasn’t quite a perfect homecoming, but there was a enough there that I recognized (names, faces, a particular sandstone archway), and enough new stuff (the theater, oh my god you guys, the theater) that I didn’t mind. Like finding a favorite bit of memory, but restored and updated, rather than perfectly preserved and sterile.

And then there were the kids. Holy crap, the kids were awesome. I’m sure I’ve done many things in my life that were more fun than talking with two groups of high school seniors about to graduate from my old high school, but it easily tops the list of Hidden Things-related events I’ve gotten to do.
So I talked about writing. About where ideas come from. About my first few years doing NaNoWriMo. About bad guys I’d covertly named Shit-Eater. About the inspiration that comes from living in a place so harsh and simultaneously amazing.
I answered a lot of questions — easily the best questions I’ve been asked in a long while. Funny questions. Serious questions. Tough questions.
Best of all, questions that didn’t worry about whether or not they were too mean or too hard or too silly — questions that wanted nothing more than an honest answer.
I wish I could remember them all, and what I said. I tried to be as honest as they deserved.
I had a great time.
I did. The teacher did. I had no idea if the seniors did.
I mean, I hoped. I thought maybe the answer was yes, but I didn’t know.
Until the next day, their teacher emailed me.
Of the twenty kids I talked to, five wanted to try writing a book. Right now. Wanted pointers. Had her send along their contact information and one more big question:
“What’s the deal with the NaNoWriMo thing? How do we do it?”
And just like that, I’m back to semi-terrifying territory again.
Tweets for the week of 2012-10-14
- "You have a new follower request on Twitter." Request? I'm not set private, why can't people just follow? (Aside from good taste.) #
- I have had better days. Come to that, I've had a great many better MONdays. #
- Is there a clinical term for someone who can't leave a group/person/org without painting the ex-group with scorn, retroactively? Anyone? #
- I mean someone who is objectively happy until after they leave a group, but to make the leaving okay, NEED to remember them as horrible. #
- Clarification: I'm not trying to diagnose anyone, I just need the name for that behavior. I know it has one, but I can't recall it. #
Tweets for the week of 2012-10-07
- On the Wishlist. This looks fantastic. http://t.co/XCrLsBhj #
- Processing speed is nice. Good apps are nice, but if I review the devices I use and love most, one constant stands out: battery life. #
- Dalek Relaxation Tape: http://t.co/gEo3jvNb — I dunno if it's working… #
- I love speed too, but I clearly lean toward long battery life. I can do more working well for eight hours than I can working fast for 1.5. #
- RT @PrinceJvstin: On Fantasy Faction, a review of Hidden Things by @doycet http://t.co/bn6hG8cR #
- Really, Denver? Snow? THIS is the kind of decision you make? #disappointedface #
- So someone just described a book to me as "It's like 'Buffy' meets 'Angel'," which is pretty much "It's like Ironman meets Ironman 2!" #
- Raising a proper nerd. http://t.co/oD7qI9nQ #
Hidden Things Reading Guide Now Online (finally)
Is your reading group meeting to talk about Hidden Things? Are you just discussing it over coffee with a friend? Did you assign it to your Modern Lit class during a fit of whimsy? Then this reading guide (long promised, finally finished) might be for you!
… and that’s it! I don’t have much more to add to this little announcement, except to thank Edi for inadvertently giving me well over half the material for this guide. (Writers: treasure a reader who asks good questions!)
Tweets for the week of 2012-09-30
- Spending afternoon at the park, answering Kaylee's questions about the nature and wielders of the 3 elven rings of power. #whatisgoodinlife #
- So… Someone at my dayjob made me a cake. #omg #hugsallaround http://t.co/cTqlHjwr #
- RT @Qwillery: The Qwillery: Guest Blog by Doyce Testerman @doycet – The Joy of Writing YA: An Outsider's Perspective http://t.co/Rj6G9eDA #
- RT @HarperVoyagerUS: Denver/Boulder friends, @doycet is reading tonight @boulderbooks! Stop by and check it out: http://t.co/KJkcZI7J #
- BOY DID THEY SET OUT A LOT OF CHAIRS FOR MY READING TONIGHT. AM I TALKING TOO LOUD? IT FEELS LIKE I'M TALKING LOUD. #ohgodbreathe #





