- In working up the wildest, craziest genre mash-up I could (for an interview), I ended up with something I really want to write. #oops #
- RT @TodayILearnd: TIL Thomas Jefferson accused John Adams of being a hermaphrodite during their bids for presidency. http://t.co/VtcCJYro #
- "Vikous might just win an award for Most Sympathetic Creepy Clown in the history of literature." http://t.co/OMQrP0pL #
- MT @BorowitzReport: Once the Republicans ban abortion in cases of rape and incest they'll focus on America's spiraling witch problem. #
- #goodparenting http://t.co/cSRisECK #Kindle #
- Wonderful opening line. http://t.co/2Sas4o7x #Kindle #
- Marvelous. (I didn't expect the world to be so big) http://t.co/t9hUswH3 #
- Thomas L. Friedman on Charlie Rose: "This is an election where both candidates run the platform 'I'm not Mitt Romney.'" http://t.co/FVGNMa7n #
- Only 5-hour energy shots can repair the damage Patrick Rothfuss has done this week. Related: The Kingkiller Chronicle is fucking brilliant. #
- In my opinion… http://t.co/ne7yLCWc #Kindle #
Tweets for the week of 2012-09-16
- Thinking over last night's game; realized I missed a CLASSIC Dragon Age "Hard Choice" opportunity, in favor of an NPC bloodbath. Dammit. #
- And HIDDEN THINGS get a second printing. High five? High five! #highfive #
- Kaylee can't wait to get in my car for rides to/from school. The reason? The Fellowship of the Ring audiobook we've started. #awesome #
- September 22nd, I'll be chatting with booksellers at the MPIBA "Books and Brews" event, which is exactly as awesome as it sounds. #
- Cannot wait to get this for my daughter right when we finish our reading of the book. http://t.co/zJhqMX9K #
- I pay a lot less attention to the internet when I'm content. #
- Taking Kaylee to a birthday party at Chuck E Cheese. All the personal interest and quietude of watching paint… at an asylum. #
- Writer defense mechanism. (010 – Rejection) http://t.co/5W9RK1SS #
- Fabulous character design, here. http://t.co/tA4IsvTQ #
- Need some music? How about six hours of Vivaldi: http://t.co/4ACDOWFA #
Tweets for the week of 2012-09-09
- Interview (& book giveaway) on My Bookish Ways – http://t.co/tuJibGHq — one of my favorite interviews so far. #
- Happy Labor Day, America. (Questionable Content: New comics every Monday through Friday) http://t.co/zFWeaGwr #
- That's a book that's getting some LOVE. RT @michellejnorton: On the beach, still reading #hiddenthings @doycet http://t.co/BGSJ7Es8 #
- RT @mybookishways: For the #eveonline crowd: Have you entered to win HIDDEN THINGS by @doycet? http://t.co/y9rGjJGB #tweetfleet #
- So, apparently, cocoa roasted almonds are a thing. http://t.co/OtZMw7Vi … WHY WASN'T I INFORMED? #
- I Was Trying to Describe You to Someone http://t.co/vM6HJ8Bj #
- Books hitting the shelves this week, 9/2/2012 – The Denver Post http://t.co/yiRGEMv9 #
- Things that inexplicably never happen to me: http://t.co/ocPrHl1h #
- … and when I say "things that never happen to me", I meant jogging, not the tuba player thing. That happens all the time. Obviously. #
- Gaming night ran way late and probably went about 1.5 scenes long. I partially blame the year+ RPG drought, but apologies to my players. :( #
Tweets for the week of 2012-09-02
- Them: "I slept like a baby." Me: "You poor, pathetic creature." http://t.co/x3ZZUape #
- Abso-friggin-lutely. RT @maureenjohnson: To those of you who read books and take the time to honestly review them, good or bad, thank you. #
- Guys, if you read @maureenjohnson's recent tweets about for-pay book reviewers… well, just do that. Smart thinking about a stupid thing. #
- I'll Be There In A Minute: http://t.co/pmiupXXs #
- Catan, with meter-wide tiles and actual resources (bricks, etc) to trade. New project for the back yard. http://t.co/25i38hDv #
- The problem with going to bed early is that I really can't (comfortably) sleep for more than eight hours, so… Good morning, world. :( #
- Second day with office emptied out to replace flooring, which means second day with main pc unavailable. #shakes #holdme #
- Been up an hour, during which I've intermittently used my fully charged phone to GRead. Battery now at < 50%. #terrible #
- Not having my office available sucks. Just plain sucks – no better word for it. Good reminder that it's my favorite space in the house. #
- New Interview up with @chuckwendig: We talk Blackbirds, Mockingbird, writing, and (of course) Goodnight Moon: http://t.co/W2gVuyFY #
- RT @QQwill: The Qwillery: Interview w/ Doyce Testerman & giveaway of HIDDEN THINGS (8/21 @HarperVoyagerUS ) http://t.co/kTWKHb2X #
- Public libraries are one of the finest things in a troubled economy. http://t.co/zdYG000L #
- The Bear and the Maiden Fair: the "cabbage vendor" of A Storm of Swords. #
Interview with a Wendigo, on the release of Mockingbird
For those of you living under a rock, Chuck Wendig (one of the hardest working writers I know) has a new book coming out today: Mockingbird, sequel to Blackbirds, which I reviewed here not so very long ago, because I’m a bit slow on the uptake.
But THIS time, I actually got in with the cool kids and finagled a sit-down with Chuck to talk about his work in advance, so I could could share it with you guys in a vaguely timely fashion.
Without further ado, let’s talk…
First off, the most important question: Explain the disgust and/or horror you feel when faced with Goodnight, Moon. I’m genuinely curious, because I’ve read it to my kids so many times I have it memorized like a 1st level Basic DnD Sleep spell.
It’s like a David Lynch bedtime story. It’s kind of eerily one-note with the primary colors mixed with the black-and-white, and the bunny has empty eyes and the old lady bunny has empty eyes and there’s a moon outside and a moon on the wall and creepy bears and then there’s, like, a bowl full of gruel? And then we’re saying goodnight to it? And goodnight to nothing? And goodnight to the spooky old bunny broad who keeps whispering for us to shut up? Man. It gives me this eerie Eraserhead vibe every time.

So what’s Blackbirds: Horror story? Urban fantasy? Science Fiction? Paranormal road trip? No one seems to know where it fits, and probably that’s a good thing, but how did you think of it in terms of genre when you were writing it? Was there a point where you just said, a la Miriam Black, “fuck it; it is what it is.”
I never knew. Even when I was writing the query letter, I thought, “I don’t know what to call this.” Which is against all the advice they give you, right? It needs to fit in a nice box, a thin slot, it needs to have a clear label in legible handwriting stuck over the whole thing.
Now, when I look at it, I think of it as “horror.” It’s labeled and shelved as “urban fantasy,” but to me, it’s horror. Though, I saw someone call it “noirror,” which I like.
You grew up in the eastern U.S. and live, as you put it, in Pennsyltucky, all of which I can’t help but notice is the basic geographical stomping grounds for Blackbirds. Many of the locations in the book gave me the sense I could probably look the names up and drive there, especially the [spoiler] with the [spoiler] near the end. Are there any locations from the book that you visited and said “Oh, yeah, this needs to go into a story,” even before Blackbirds made it onto paper?
Yeah, Blackbirds hops around a bit — mostly between North Carolina and Pennsylvania, not coincidentally both places I’ve lived. For me it wasn’t so much about traveling to locations and having them scream to be included, it was more that, during the writing, my brain wandered to these places, like they’d been pinpointed on a secret map that was then rolled up and tucked away into one of my skull-cave’s many cubbyholes.
These were, for lack of a better term, “Miriam places.”
I feel bad for Miriam, because she gets hammered with death — all around her, all the time — it makes her a very vivid character (and sympathetic, despite not always being totally likable). As a writer, how did you come to find out about Miriam? Did you start at her origin story (for lack of better term), or with “this woman knows how anyone she touches is going to die” and work backward from there, or something else?
I started with the power, but not just that — it was about the shame and guilt and tragedy of that power. And all that ties into our own relationship with death which is that it remains ineluctable and uncontrollable. In a twisted sense, many of my characters are (often inadvertently) power fantasies: Miriam’s is tragic and horrible and soaked in blood but — but! — just the same, she finds that she has a way, however distant, however terrible, to control fate. A power that none of us really have, not in terms of staying the Reaper’s scythe.
There’s a couple scenes in Blackbirds that make me tell people “You should read this book! Except maybe skip this part…” Without tossing in too many spoilers, where there any bits in there that creeped you out when you were in the middle of them, or are you the black-hearted, soulless machine that everyone seems to suspect?
The gory bits don’t bother me. Not in a deep and emotional way — I’m sure, I squick out and shift in my seat as I think of a particularly wretched scene. For me it’s about a deeper kind of horror. Like, there’s a scene where a little kid dies, and that got me then and, now that I have a kid, it gets me ten times as much. It’s such a sad and, I think, telling scene that it really gets me. I tried to tell the story and talk around it without getting into the gory details, but that almost made it worse — like, painting with shadow reveals a much more sinister picture since our imaginations are left to do the rest.
And the imagination of the audience is far worse than anything the writer could come up with. Because the audience puts into place their own most intimate fears.
Your website, terribleminds.com, has justifiably become well-known as a good spot to get no-nonsense, no-bullshit writing advice, and you’ve published several books of writing advice in that same style. Many readers love them, some hate them, but what do you think of them? Were they harder or easier to write than fiction like Blackbirds or Irregular Creatures? Bonus Question: How often is your daily dose of writing advice inspired by a screw-up that you just made it through with your own work?
What do I think of them? I don’t really know. It’s me yelling at me, a lot of the time — as you note, it’s often a response of me coming up against my own shortcomings or exposing some vulnerability in my writing or the industry as a whole. It’s all personal, even when it doesn’t seem to be.
It’s not difficult to write; it all flows naturally. That said, it’s a bit of a time-sink to keep up the blog with the five-days-a-week schedule. I think it’s worth it, but some days, it’s hard to say.
The fiction is always harder to write, but ultimately, more satisfying.
Speaking of Blackbirds and Irregular Creatures, what’s your preference; if you could make the same living either way, would you rather write novels or short stories?
Novels. Hands-down, any day of the week. I love short stories, I do, but novels have oxygen and fat and room to move. I feel like the stories I want to tell fit into that form better than short stories.
Mockingbird, the Blackbirds sequel, is coming out in a heartbeat or two today. Had you always seen Miriam as someone a series of stories could/would be built around, even before you got through Blackbirds, or did it become more obvious as you got to know her and see what there was to work with? Bonus round: do you see Miriam’s personal development in the second book progressing in parallel to the evolution of her power, or more of an inverse? Does great power come with a great shitty pile of stress, in the world of Blackbirds?
Miriam was like Schroedinger’s Cat for me in terms of a character — she was both alive and dead (as a series character) at the same time. If Blackbirds did well, hey, on she goes. If not, well, maybe she’ll just live inside my head. As such, Blackbirds works as a standalone novel but now, thankfully, doesn’t have to. And I’m at the point where I’ve got six or seven books in me at least — if a publisher wants ’em, I’m happy to have that relationship. If not, I’m just as happy writing them on my own and putting them out into the world.
As to the new book and Miriam’s development — it’s tricky, because you want to hit those bases, you want to grow her powers and deepen the mythology but not at the cost of character. For her, I think, as her powers grow, it’s key for Miriam to define and redefine her place in her own world and the world at large. We learned in the last book what she can do to sway fate, and this book is about whether or not she can fully embrace that role.
There’s a lot of family history with Miriam that still looms in the background by the end of Blackbirds. How much does that move towards center stage in the new book?
We see a little more of Miriam’s family — but I’ll go on record now as saying that her powers and her place are not some family legacy, not some secret supernatural bloodline. Trauma begets trauma and sometimes that trauma leaves some very clear — and in this case, very psychically active — fissures in one’s persona. Her family helped to make Miriam who she is as a character, but not as a psychic individual.
Just the same, family is a big thing for her — and will become doubly so in the third book, The Cormorant.
And that’s where I think we ought to leave it. You can check out Chuck at terribleminds.com, or on twitter.
Also, if you don’t already have it winging your way thanks to a preorder, MOCKINGBIRD is out today on Amazon, B&N, and Indiebound. Check it out!
Tweets for the week of 2012-08-26
- Nothing teaches "you can't please everyone" like people reviewing your book. Sometimes it's a DNF; sometimes it's… http://t.co/S2IMgU3z #
- Took the boy to play at the park with @DaphneUn. http://t.co/mIuKE0UO #
- Check out @theoriginaledi's ARC of #HiddenThings after 3 weeks: http://t.co/fZycPiEL — THAT is a reader who puts a book through its paces. #
- Check out Ep 43 of @OandFPodcast: @antonstrout & I talk writing, gaming & polyhedral dice addiction. So much fun! http://t.co/K4qnTfFb #
- Kirkus Reviews review #hiddenthings "Agreeably creepy, with original flourishes and flashes of dark humor." http://t.co/A0kjdGWl #
- I would watch a whole season of nothing but Arya and Tywin Lannister talking. #gameofthrones #seasontwo #
- RT @elquesogrande1: Doyce Testerman has a Reddit Fantasy AMA Thurs Aug 23 (not 24) @ 7PM CST – Ask Doyce Anything! http://t.co/sqaYqmG8 #
- The power of an odd name! \o/ MT @DaphneUn: If you enter just "Doyce" into Amazon's search function, HIDDEN THINGS immediately pops up. #
- Best pub day present ever. Sean with my book. Sort of :) Thank you, my love. http://t.co/AgSHuNIZ #
- Just realized I should have told @Dennanos and #nanowrimo people about the #HiddenThings readings this week, as it's a NNWM book. #oops #
- MAN I'm bad at marketing things. #
- By the way: those of you posting pictures of your new copies of Hidden Things? Totally keep doing that. #
- I'm suddenly a lot less interested in the new OS. "How Real People Will Use Windows 8": http://t.co/LIhifN4r #
- Woo Hoo! Official #HiddenThings excerpt is finally up! MT @HarperCollins: HIDDEN THINGS: Intro from Author & Excerpt! http://t.co/gDWe6kqw #
- I'll be @TatteredCover TONIGHT, reading/signing Hidden Things. You should come too, so I'm not bored. http://t.co/GaBIaKr5 #
- It would appear the Hidden Things book signing is not some sort of elaborate hoax. http://t.co/2bmyzuIm #
- Tons of fun with the reading and Q&A for Hidden Things tonight. Magical Realism, trying to like grumpy characters… such great questions! #
- RT @slerner: listened to @doycet on the @OandFpodcast. possibly my favorite episode so far! (Really fun for me, too. :-) #
- Huh. RT @mslopatto: Gentlemen, respect your biological clocks: older fathers cause more new mutations in offspring http://t.co/m97RKbl5 #
- Twitter has informed me I'm being followed by @mbrockenbrough, founder of National Grammar Day. Then it snickered and sang out "BUST-ED!" #
- Really intelligent, insightful review of Hidden Things at http://t.co/PvkI5LNo: http://t.co/PH8D0iFp — really good stuff. #
- An Open Plea: Save Hidden Things from Harriet – http://t.co/VLawF8xk #
- I'll have a PRIZE COPY of Hidden Things with me at tonight's reading at Old Firehouse Books in Ft. Collins. Speak "jelly packets" and win. #
- 1990 is closer to the moon landing than it is to today. #wtaf #
- Secret fact: All Hidden Things copies have money inside. MT @michellejnorton: Heh: Hidden Things. #traveling http://t.co/WqEIvnXa #notreally #
- If you've written a review of Hidden Things, I have a request: http://t.co/VLawF8xk #
An Open Plea: Save Hidden Things from Harriet
Hi guys.
As most of you are aware, the Hidden Things ARC has been out for awhile, and the book has been earning reviews from many legitimate, intelligent people and institutions, including the Library Journal, Kirkus Reviews, and a number of independent reviewers with good reputations. The most recent review that came in is by Bill Capossere at FantasyLiterature.com; I like it especially because it is a truly nuanced evaluation of the book — he doesn’t think it’s perfect, and his critiques are fair and make total sense to me — and despite a hitch here and there, he gives it a solid 4 out of 5 stars and recommends it to his readers.
Now I’ll be honest: with all the reviews popping up on independent sites and on Goodreads (a site I’m still trying to get a handle on), I hadn’t paid much attention to Amazon. After all, these reviews have been coming from ARCs, prior to release, so there’s only been a two- or three-day window in which regular readers could post anything there.
Hidden Things has a single review on Amazon, right now. It’s four stars, and it’s from a “professional reviewer” who works the new release pages of Amazon. That’s a nice way of saying they basically shill for whatever books get dropped on their desk for review.
And I use the term ‘review’ advisedly — you can tell they didn’t actually read the book — it’s pretty much just a reprint of the back cover copy. I don’t know why this person reviewed Hidden Things — I certainly didn’t ask them too, and I very much doubt the professionals I’ve been working with at HarperCollins would do so.
I said before that Hidden Things has earned reviews; I chose that word very specifically, because that is what I feel has happened, up to this point. The story has to immediately grab a potential reader, get them to stick around, reward them and encourage them as they read, and finish with the reader — if not crying tears of joy — at least satisfied that it was time well spent.
The five-star reviews. The two-star reviews. I have seen them all, read them all, and every single one of them has taught me something about Hidden Things that I didn’t know.
Except that one on Amazon.
Guys, I need your help.
If you’ve read Hidden Things, be it the ARC or the just-released book, go on Amazon and review it. Tell people what you thought. Be honest. I don’t care how many stars you tick off, or what you say, as long as what you say is the truth that’s in your head, and in your heart.
Bury this stupid, vapid, unearned review.
That’s all I want.
Please.
My Reddit “Ask Me Anything” Is Today!
Like the title says, today (well, at 7pm central) I will be on Reddit answering All The Things during an AMA or “Ask Me Anything.”
The basic idea is quite simple. I make a post to start things off, the ENTIRE INTERNET shows up and asks me stuff, and this evening I answer their questions.
If you have a Reddit account, I’d encourage you to drop in and ask something (because five random questioners will win a copy of Hidden Things).
If you do not have a Reddit account, I’d encourage you to make one and then drop in and ask something (because five random questioners will win a copy of Hidden Things).
So: possibility of free stuff for the low low price of bugging me on the internet. WHERE IS THE DOWNSIDE?

