The thing that woke me up this morning.

“Do it?  Did you honestly think I would explain my master stroke if there was the slightest chance you could stop it? I did it 35 minutes ago.”

“… really?”

“Yes Dan, really.”

*snicker*

“… you’re… you’re sure?”

Yes Dan; I’m the smartest man in the world. I’m sure.”

*snicker*

“Rorschach? Are you…”

*snicker*

“What?  What is so bloody amusing?”

“Daylight savings time, Veidt. Didn’t change clocks.”

“… oh, bloody hell.”

“You are such an asshole, Adrian.”