The thing that woke me up this morning.

“Do it?  Did you honestly think I would explain my master stroke if there was the slightest chance you could stop it? I did it 35 minutes ago.”

“… really?”

“Yes Dan, really.”


“… you’re… you’re sure?”

Yes Dan; I’m the smartest man in the world. I’m sure.”


“Rorschach? Are you…”


“What?  What is so bloody amusing?”

“Daylight savings time, Veidt. Didn’t change clocks.”

“… oh, bloody hell.”

“You are such an asshole, Adrian.”