- Random Average » “Day One, after Day Z” http://t.co/hZe0HvCS #
- So this box full of Things came in the mail today, and I'm told I can tell people about them. http://t.co/T9HDxxVA #
- Finally starting @ChuckWendig's Blackbirds. Excited! Review to follow. #
- Orchids smell exactly like a cavity feels. #
- Email this morning informs me that I've been scheduled for mandatory volunteer work next week. Obvious Inigo Montoya Moment is Obvious. #
- I thought no one could be worse for a show than Fox. Then NBC replaces @danharmon as #community showrunner. #brittadit #whattheactualfuck #
Tweets for the week of 2012-05-20
Tweets for the week of 2012-05-13
- Best compliment ever paid to a children's author. (Or any author, really.) http://t.co/kzTT7CLC #
- The good news: Sean's ear procedure is on Friday. The bad news: no food/milk after midnight Thursday, and nothing at all after 7am Friday. #
- Surgery update: Sean is out. He is not amused, but everything went well. #
- RT @shitmydadsays: "Politicians don't wanna scare you, they wanna keep you stupid. Fear is just the smell when ignorance takes a shit." #
Tweets for the week of 2012-05-06
- I would have killed for this as a teen. Hell, I'd be pretty damned happy having something like this now, to be… https://t.co/c5ipXKrP #
- Email: "Dear Doyle" Me: *delete* #smallpleasures #
- Volunteer recess duty. 25 boys on the soccer field… and 1 girl, sprinting up and down the pitch. Guess who. #mywiltingwallflower #
- Also at recess duty: the one kid sitting, reading. Of course he gets wood chips dumped on his head. Of course he ignores it. #beenthere #
- That woodchip covered recess reader had two friends who came over and cleaned him off. I like those kids. #
Tweets for the week of 2012-04-29
- Every time I feel like popping onto LotRO for a few hours, those few hours are eaten by downloading updates. Then, I sleep. Just saying. #
- Click to look inside! http://t.co/FAIXmRZN (Seriously, what?) #
- Klouchebag score: 'mostly alright'. http://t.co/yPlrV9E0 (I'll have to work harder to get to 'bit of a prat'.) #
- That Klouchebag site seems to think I post a fair number of angry tweets. Do you guys think that's true? ANSWER ME! #
- My child is a total stereotype. An adorable, classic stereotype. http://t.co/7beuxYcj #
Tweets for the week of 2012-04-22
- Discussing Skylanders with @wilsonsteve. I need your opinion, Hivemind: would you rate it "crack" or "meth" in terms of addiction? #
- RT @Eliza_Coupe: Where are we at with Hoggle from Labyrinth's sexual preference? #
- I go for it, Jon. RT @Eliza_Coupe: Dear fictional character Jon Snow, I'm cool w/ bastards & dire wolves. Fictional 3some? You, me, d wolf? #
- Just mowed my yard (front and back) with one of these: http://t.co/V4LTynVQ — 1943 is demanding I return its manly sense of accomplishment. #
Tweets for the week of 2012-04-15
- Never thought I could be so happy, so tired, or laugh so much. Love you. RT @DaphneUn: Today is my fourth wedding anniversary to @doycet. #
- Dear toy manufacturers: fuck you. You're lucky this image led directly to my son's untrammeled glee. http://t.co/SOnSrqID #
- The aforementioned untrammeled glee. http://t.co/tWQKIpQg #
Tweets for the week of 2012-04-08
- There is no point in the mainstream publishing process where I haven't found myself thinking of that old saying about making sausages. #
- Driving to work; a car throws a huge mass of slush on my windshield, AND MY WIPERS MAGICALLY SPED UP TO CLEAR IT. #omg http://t.co/GB6vYxym #
- Beard Dandruff: Threat or Menace? #
- Welcome to April. http://t.co/cUoDqtdC #
- Advocacy for Animals Ignored by Children's Books http://t.co/mDXQ1kKE #
- In a very weird way, this reminds me of @daphneun. Reunification #pennyarcade http://t.co/v4tqly98 #
- Habanero, jalapeno, and ghost pepper pizza? This is delicious! Why are my ears ringing? #yowza #
Tweets for the week of 2012-04-01
- Mass Effect, Tolkein, and Your Bullshit Artistic Process – http://t.co/F4eVOd8p #me3 #
- The comments from everyone on yesterday's #me3 post almost counteract the huge karma hit I took misspelling "Tolkien" in the title. #shame #
- RT @wilsonsteve: "I have a finite, lifetime supply of giving a crap, and I'm not wasting any of it on football." @doycet. #soproud #
- 4-day Comic-Con registration: secured, thanks to @daphneun. Very excited. Now to talk to Harper Voyager about book pimpage… #
- Mass Effect 3 Ending: Tasteful, Understated Nerdrage (SPOILERS): http://t.co/C5ot39TV via — very intelligent examination of the ME series. #
- Guys: if you thought my #me3 #lotr blog was even half-smart, you must watch this video, which is all-smart. http://t.co/K07FQqtK #
- Know what I hate? Arguing punctuation rules with editors. Like debating the "correct" place for a sand castle anywhere below high-tide. #
- … plus it also means I'm arguing with people I genuinely like, who spend all their time making me look smarter than I really am. #
- Strange to me how many Redditors actively maintain Facebook accounts. Like hearing snarky hipsters effusing over the latest Jersey Shore. #
- I wish there was a web app out there that took a picture of you and applied Seneca Crane's beard. #awesome #hungergames #
