- Kids somehow both at school on time. #smallvictories #
- Building the Death Star, in Lego, to the scale of mini figs. http://t.co/NNWdkVS0 — this makes my inexplicably happy. #
- Finally got a Rainbow Dash in a happy meal toy, and my stupidest daughter claimed it. She doesn't even WATCH the show. #grumble #brony #
- Typo in my previous tweet. That shouldn't be "stupidest", it should be "stupidhead". Stupidhead daughter. I mean, obviously. #goodparenting #
- Got a two hour nap in the Cardis, waiting for @DaphneUn's plane to land. Feel fucking fabulous, compared to the last week. #
Tweets for the week of 2012-03-25
Tweets for the week of 2012-03-18
- Filing this away for later use in a story. http://t.co/CdSoIXCj #
- The last Calamities of Nature strip, and a darn good one. http://t.co/VZjsryP7 #
Tweets for the week of 2012-03-11
- http://t.co/cNROyrPN #
- I can hear this conversation: "Nice job, guys; you managed to take time travel and dinosaurs, combine them, and make… https://t.co/luyJRqOU #
- I love this image. (Conflict resolution and not doing what's expected of you) http://t.co/Ue3tJoOy #
- Yeah… this is pretty much every CRPG, ever — Priorities #pennyarcade http://t.co/HWRV7Fpw #
- ME3 is like Aragorn assembling the Free Peoples, except the elves are blue and get those cool witch eyes when they're turned on. #loveit #
- The Box is infallible. Never question the Box. http://t.co/5YVnlEba #
- Six years, today, since my first kiss with @daphneun. I'm a lucky, lucky guy. http://t.co/PYVDR3pI #
- I love that the only service I could use to post that last tweet successfully was Brizzly, which is closing down. #awesome #wtftwitter #
- Hey Hivemind: John Carter movie looks (and I say this as a fan of the books) terrible. Is it? #
- Mini-game review: I love Mass Effect 3 more than I Fucking. Hate. the Origin "service". This should illustrate how good the game is. #
- It's more than mildly worrisome to me that the three Mass Effect games are delivered to me via three entirely different game services. #
- … it's not unlike only having your favorite trilogy on VHS (movie1), DVD (movie2), and MP4/SSD (movie3). Not good for revisiting later. #
- I don't want to spoil anything, but there are some scenes in #ME3 that have already made me cry like a little girl. #
- I mean… the wedding scene with Wrex? Did NOT expect him to wear white. Or a veil. But it totally worked. #me3 #spoilers #
Tweets for the week of 2012-03-04
- Talking is both painful and exhausting. To those who know me, yes: That is exactly as crippling as it sounds. #sick #
- Via @clovis69, your "Space is Big" reminder for the day: http://t.co/fom5G2Y5 #
- WHAT IF "STAR WARS: EPISODE I" WAS GOOD?: http://t.co/FqoJXUnW — mannn. that would have been awesome. #
- Aww crap; did timezone math wrong; logged in for ComicCon registration 30 minutes late. "Your current position in line is 40659." #
Tweets for the week of 2012-02-26
- The Weight of a Good Notebook – http://t.co/ocCuu3Do — Familiar. #
- Clever girl… (You won't believe what this guy hid in his "Save the Date" notices) https://t.co/GZw4x14f http://t.co/Z5V9aeQs #
- Why Mass Effect is the Most Important Science Fiction Universe of a Generation http://t.co/CLxWFxBx #
- Casa Testerman currently swept by various plagues. I expect the next call to be "the boy has a 2nd head" or "the girl burst into flames." #
- Sesame Street: Kermit And Cookie Monster And The Mystery Box: http://t.co/BFMazXfX — You will laugh. Several times. Arrivederci, Frog. #
- Cloned desktop's boot drive to a new 1TB drive. Confronted by the extra space, Windows7 has lapsed into some kind of agoraphobic meltdown. #
- If I ever get a pet iguana, I'm going to name it Harry. #
- Before and After the iPhone http://t.co/kS3sMNqN #
- Off to my first Father-Daughter dance. #daww #
- Father-daughter dance with my six year old: My only chance to dance to Katy Perry, in public, unironically. #awesome #
- I regret nothing! #
Tweets for the week of 2012-02-19
- Final panel just helped me make my decision. http://t.co/J0MPLSg6 #
- (re)Watched part of Megamind this weekend. I really need to own that movie — lots of fun. #
- Happy Birthday to the love of my life, @daphneun; the jelly in my PB&J of happiness. #
- HIVEMIND: I'm considering a car: 9 months old. 10k miles. One previous "owner" was a rental agency. How bad is that? Horrible? Do not want? #
Tweets for the week of 2012-02-12
- Me: That baby tooth is sticking out so far, I could just punch your mouth and knock it out. Her: *Punches self in mouth.* #impulsecontrol #
- The mouth-punch, incidentally, totally worked. Knocked it right out. I didn't know whether to laugh or be horrified, so I did both. #
- WHY SO TIRED?!? I slept and everything! #woe #
- Need an android app for Twitter that lets me swap between multiple accounts easily. Any suggestions? #
- Voice-to-text transcripts of phonecalls via Google Voice used to be more accurate, but were FAR less amusing. #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Winning at Eve Blogging #eveonline http://t.co/btrpAnCM #
- I've been feeling a little bit more like Toad, but it still works. http://t.co/NAleTP1q http://t.co/77zfHqPP #
- I strongly suspect everyone has felt like this sometimes. http://t.co/wOAiKnQh) http://t.co/l9s3IZ0t #
- The Greasy Incline #pennyarcade http://t.co/YpHBXLRN — this made me think of @daphneun whom, incidentally, I really miss. #
- Want. (Daniel Solis: [T-Shirt] If you see the Buddha, kill the buddha for his treasure and XP.) http://t.co/QErRRxl8 #
- Little man definitely did NOT want daddy to go to work today. To be fair, daddy didn't want to go to work either. #
Tweets for the week of 2012-02-05
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Lose Some, Win Some #eveonline http://t.co/pvreB07N #
- It's why I invite new friends to play something – anything – with us. http://t.co/79IaxF25 #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Overheat All the Things #eveonline http://t.co/ajuc0heP #
- The last 24 hours have had me reliving not-so-great times from about ten years ago. #elementaryschoolwoes #namflashbacks #
- If you want to experience @daphneun dancing around the house, watch the move at 1:06. Uncanny. Kimbra – Settle Down: http://t.co/EDagNnlJ #
- +Fred Hicks got me with this earworm, for which I'm grateful. Too slow? Try the drum and bass remix:… https://t.co/856LDXCJ #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Should have Just Stayed Home #eveonline http://t.co/RB8LKJHW #
