Hidden Things Audiobook now on Amazon/Audible/iTunes

Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Hidden-Things-A-Novel/dp/B00NLKI4CM/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1410810734&sr=1-2

Audible: http://www.audible.com/pd/Sci-Fi-Fantasy/Hidden-Things-Audiobook/B00NH3FANO/ref=a_search_c4_1_6_srTtl?qid=1410810636&sr=1-6

iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/audiobook/hidden-things-novel-unabridged/id919234732

Coming soon: a DRM-free option.

Amazon.com: Hidden Things: A Novel (Audible Audio Edition): Doyce Testerman: Books
Amazon.com: Hidden Things: A Novel (Audible Audio Edition): Doyce Testerman: Books

DRM Sucks: Big-Five Publishing Edition

"Hachette insisted that Amazon sell its books with "Digital Rights Management" that only Amazon is allowed to remove, and now Hachette can't afford to pull its books from Amazon, because its customers can only read their books with Amazon's technology."

Yep. DRM sucks. Ultimately, and eventually, it sucks for everyone, including the people who asked for it in the first place.

Good thing all the other big publishers didn't ask for DRM on their Amazon ebooks. Oh wait…

By the way: If you hate DRM and want a good audiobook to listen to, I have just the thing… http://doycetesterman.com/index.php/category/podcasts/hidden-things/

How Hachette made the rope that Amazon is hanging it with

In my latest Guardian column, “How Amazon is holding Hachette hostage,” I discuss the petard that the French publishing giant Hachette is being hoisted upon by Amazon.

The Hidden Things Audiobook kickstarter is funded, but despite my aversion to self-promotion, I feel compelled to mention it again, since we are 10 days from the end of the fundraising window and tantalizingly close to the Little Things short story collection/audiobook stretch goal

So, apologies, but: if you like audiobooks, serial-story podcasts, dragons in cornfields, gin-joint vampires, infinite forests in abandoned basements, or feel like supporting something energetically DRM-free, please check out this kickstarter page, or send it over to someone you know would love it.


Hidden Things Audiobook
A new Hidden Things audiobook. Available on as many platforms as possible, and airing as a DRM-free podcast in early 2014.

Hidden Things audiobook: Hunting the HISSSSSSS

As I mentioned yesterday, I’ve already begun some preliminary recording work with Tim White, who’s doing all the sound engineering work on the project. I’ve known Tim for years, and we’ve done some recording in the past (mostly for his podcasts, where editing my tangents becomes something of a challenge) — he’s even helped me set up my own recording tools.

And, having worked with him, I had no doubt he was exactly the person for the audiobook project.

We met for the first recording test back in early September. Tim had just finished rebuilding his recording studio from scratch (following a move) and he was eager to… umm… you know. Set some levels? Track some masters?

People, there’s a reason we’re paying Tim to do the audio stuff.

Anyway, we got together, arranged everything to our satisfaction, and the end product of that first session was splendid; after a few weeks worth of quality time with my laptop, Screenflow, and Prezi, it became the audio for the Hidden Things introduction video.

Once that was done and the project was submitted for final approval from the Kickstarter folks, we decided to celebrate with the first recording session for the book itself.

Which is where we meet the villain of the piece.


Somewhere between our first and second recording sessions, something had crept into the recording studio. Something evil.

Specifically, it had crept into the microphone I used to read the first three chapters of the book, and the end result was subtle, low-grade, but altogether annoying hisssssssss that lurked in the background, mucking up the sound quality. It didn’t matter whether you listened to the recording on a phone, a computer, a laptop, headphones, stereo speakers, or your car audio (we tested all those and a few more): hissssssssss.

“I think we’re going to have to re-record,” I said. “But hey: extra practice for me!”

Tim was less sanguine.

“I’m going to find that hiss.” He promised. “I’m going to find it, and I’m going to kill it.”

The next communication I saw from him showed a picture of the microphone I’d been using, laid out like a frog in Sophomore Biology.


I’d like to say no component electronics were harmed in pursuit of a clean recording line, but that would be a lie.

That said, I’m coming down on the side of “ends justify the means” with this one: Tim informs me that the reassembled gear is crystal clear and ready to go, and I strongly suspect we’ll be back in the studio this weekend.

Most of the project backers have seen this chart already:

I think it’s obvious where most of the resources are going for this project.

I hope it’s equally obvious why. Our goal is to do the very best recording we can – that’s not empty talk: that’s hours spent bent over capacitors and very, very tiny screwdrivers.

I can’t wait to share the result.

Interested in backing this project? Head to the Kickstarter page to find out more!

Want to find out more about the Hidden Things novel? We’ve got you covered.