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Updates for 2009-05-29

Stuck down another well. Someone call the cops and send a monkey with a sandwich. #
Out of the well. Monkey sandwiches: much appreciated; cookies, even moreso. Now, what to do with my bachelor weekend? Taking suggestions. #
One of the joys of solo grocery shopping; I can careen around the parking lot in the shooping cart without worrying Kaylee will copy me. #
Adrift: He informs me Yoren will not be released. No apologies. No smile. He doesn’t try to look so.. http://tinyurl.com/ks24dh #

My favorite sig line this week: “Guns don’t kill people. Meerkats kill people.” #
Amount of time to make up a level 16 bard for a one-shot game: more than the time I will likely spend playing the character. #
Adrift: He assures me that my first mate and … pilot? (I nod) are made available immediately. I wav.. http://tinyurl.com/lugzq5 #

Oh, the yummy heartbreak of Egg McMuffin breath. Anyone got any gum? #
It’s a good thing the Livestrong blackberry app is good, because the website app itself is really slow. Like, publisher-response-time slow. #
Shoulder’s sore from teaching Kaylee ‘stage combat’ somersaults this weekend. Next time, avoid the hardwood floor… and don’t be so old. #
zOmg traffic gaaahhhhhh *expires* #
Adrift: I put on Angry Captain Face for my Commander-visit; ask him where my crew is – why we’ve be.. http://tinyurl.com/p8fzg2 #

Adrift: I tap back a counter-message. Ship’s unmanned, but watched. Jon and Yoren were in with her,.. http://tinyurl.com/re42xl #
Kaylee now seems to think that if she doesn’t have an umbrella over her head when there’s rain, she will melt. Totally blaming @daphneun. #
Not sure I understand Blind Dude Smoking A Pipe. You’re already down once sensory input, and you screw up two others? #
Adrift: Actually, that gives me an idea – a proposal to the Commander that hinges on Yoren. Dear Yoren, c.. http://tinyurl.com/oqp7yh #

Adrift: I tap back a counter-message. Ship’s unmanned, but watched. Jon and Yoren were in with her,.. http://tinyurl.com/re42xl #
Kaylee now seems to think that if she doesn’t have an umbrella over her head when there’s rain, she will melt. Totally blaming @daphneun. #
Not sure I understand Blind Dude Smoking A Pipe. You’re already down once sensory input, and you screw up two others? #
Adrift: Actually, that gives me an idea – a proposal to the Commander that hinges on Yoren. Dear Yoren, c.. http://tinyurl.com/oqp7yh #

Actually WON Shadows Over Camelot. 3rd time’s the charm. Woot. #
Watching KK, watching Dora. She’s wearing her “Dora’s backpack” backpack. Reminded of b&w kids wearing mouse ears for a particular show. #
Adrift: Actually… /much/ too regular; it’s a semaphore. ‘If you recieve, captain, respo.. http://tinyurl.com/ry92m7 #

Teriaki and barbecue chicken, green chili burrito. Leftovers for the win. #
Adrift: I’m taken to solitary in the brig. Everything is regulation; even the normal rattles and th.. http://tinyurl.com/qjehqu #

Random Average: Primetime Adventures: Ironwall, Pilot Episode, “The Hill” http://tinyurl.com/puxnjn #
Lindsey from Angel is on it… one of the girls from the British “Coupling” show… and the Lawyer from third-season BSG is a bad guy in it. #
Adrift: Doesn’t take much more talk before the commander tsks and sends me to the brig to ’se.. http://tinyurl.com/qecozq #