My Mobile Phone Rules

  1. No cases on a durable phone that will be valueless old tech in two years when I get a new one. (a)

  2. No shitty three dollar plastic film to ‘protect’ nigh-fucking-indestructible gorilla glass screens.

a – Protective cases become viable when the devices they encompass get heavy enough to qualify as tablets; in other words, when their own weight makes it more likely they can’t withstand being dropped. (b)

b – Corollary: don’t buy a phone that, according to the above rule, is effectively a tablet.

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