Updates for the week of 2010-08-15

August 10, 2010 (http://j.mp/9VbNO9) – Every day is roleplaying practice. #
How did we ever organize anything on the fly without cell phones? #
Oh dear, it's a boy. #ultrasound #
Whoa. @wilw just attacked me from 2005. in reply to wilw #
Gaaaah. Scott Pilgrim comes out this week, but I haven't gotten #6 yet. I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS BEFORE I GO SEE WHAT HAPPENS. #
Adrift: We all head in opposite directions, the Voice In The Speaker shouting threats as we go. I round a corner a… http://bit.ly/cAxhwQ #
Today on #terribleminds I babble about wasting time, leaving junk on the floor, and acting like you're five: http://bit.ly/dxN126 #
What would Google 2007 think of Google 2010's 'net neutrality' recommendations? Not much. http://bit.ly/aCQfbZ? #
Random Average: I play Wizard 101: Confessions of a wizened wizard http://bit.ly/aQEFqT #
Finally got a desk of my own at The Job. It is (of course) directly under the AC vent. Now know why desk was available in the first place. #
Whoa. De just blew my mind, talking about the gears turning behind Urban Fantasy. Check it: http://is.gd/eeYEO #
Client just told me that if we send out workbooks/syllabus to students before a class, it'll guarantee no one will actually attend. What? #
Okay, I'm done. I've done all the doing. To dos are to done. Home now, please? #
Today, ladies and gentlefolk, I will attend my daughter's 5th birthday party, followed by THE most gamer-nerdtastic wedding in history. #
Twitterfolk! I WILL be tweeting today's @maureenjohnson-officiated wedding. Before that, however, expect bday party tweets. #thepriceyoupay #
Let the bouce castle olympics begin… http://flic.kr/p/8sdDMT #
Man, my unfollows tomorrow are gonna be EPIC. #stillnottweetingthewedding #
That is, #nottweetingtheweddingYET #
Blow Mark 5 http://flic.kr/p/8seofr #
OKAY. Birthday shenanigans complete. Recharging ghost rock canisters then off to live-tweet 2010: The Weddingening. #
Twitter, we need a hashtag for The Wedding. @ some suggestions to me. Right now I'm thinking #mjswildride #
I will be tweeting from the Wedding Geek Epicenter in 1 hour. Officiated by #revmj @maureenjohnson, starring @PaulaSimone and @herzwesten. #
Porkpie. Chucks. Smartphone. Caffeine. D20s. I find myself suitably attired for war. Let's do this #weddingthing #revmj #
For the record, EVERYTHING I tell you about this wedding is true, no matter how unlikely sounding. You'll need to remember that, later. #
.@Loisunpublished: "I feel as if we should all be afraid…" Personally? I'm terrified. #revmj #
I present @herzwesten and @paulasimone http://flic.kr/p/8sgx3D #
Introducing #revMJ with Wedding Stuff http://flic.kr/p/8sgERv #
Boutini- bootenee- the boys' flowers http://flic.kr/p/8sgPMR #
The groom is resplendent in his pink classic chucks and emerald tie. +2 equipment bonus. #
The processional is a custom-written song from @parrygripp, sing along! "They're getting married… At a wedding." #revmj #
#revmj "Friends, enemies…" Ceremony begins with the story of how @herzwesten and @PaulaSimone met. Kinda. I don't recall the bank robbery. #
Our next music number is an original performed on a lap synth. "Sisty's getting married… to your dream… Dungeon Master." Catchy. #
#revmj shares a moving quote from a famous french mime. #tears #
#revmj "Do you promise to live every week like it's Shark Week?" "We do." #
I'm sorry, the vows are too awesome to fit on Twitter, but involve robots, brains in jars, and promises to level up together. #
And now, via the best man, a reading from Pathfinder, Chapter 10, Spells, Chain Lightning. #tears #
And now, the couple rolls a d20 to determine the success of the marriage. #
#revmj is a little concerned by the roll, but continues. #
There will be video of this. Oh yes. #
The couple then breaks a glass in a bag. Don't ask me: there's still nerd stuff I don't know. #
The best man couldn't finish his reading, so they jut hug and move on. #
This last part sounds kind of official. Oh. OHHH. #
With this, tweet 4001, I'd like to present @herzwesten and @PaulaSimone, husband and wife. "You may now kiss each other while we all watch." #
The couple now takes care of the Official Part: logging into Facebook and changing their Relationship Status. #ding #levelup #revmj #
The recessional is the Venture Brothers wedding song. Yeah. #
The wedding tweeting is about to become the reception tweeting. I need to go pick out me character for my table's dungeon crawl. #
The groom's chucks (and mine) http://flic.kr/p/8shixz #
(And I apologize for typos and missing letters; this little keyboard is starting to smoulder.) #
Facebook relationship statuses now updated. "It's complicated." #
You will rarely hear me say this, but that's some good hummis. #yum #
The centerpiece and my wedding gift. http://flic.kr/p/8skSos #
For the reception dinner, I'm playing Thoris Axebreaker, a dwarf warlord. The Aboleth Slime Mage is going DOWN. #
The Wedding RPG is the work of the groom http://flic.kr/p/8shSBV #
Correction, the game is the groom hackage + monster hunter… And I might end up playing the Aboleth. Hrm. #
Cake Topper Number One http://flic.kr/p/8smziC #
Cake Toppers number Two http://flic.kr/p/8siwM4 #
Cake Toppers number 3 (bullywugs) http://flic.kr/p/8smBYQ #
The cakes are coming out. Review the pictures to see the xorn, intellect devourer, DRD, and bullywug cake toppers. #inowpronounceyouNPC #
In the interest of full disclosure, the live-tweeting slowed down because it's become tipsy-tweeting. Unrelated: I recommend Denver brewers. #
Ohhh… Ed. RT @barenakedladies: http://tweetphoto.com/39069254 Anybody recall seeing me put on sunscreen before the waterpark? #
RT @DaphneUn: Awesome day. Busy day. Fabulous wedding. Very sleepy now. #zzzzz #
Tomorrow's blog post: "All Stuff is Nerd Stuff to Somebody" #