- Tomorrow’s PTA game called on account of swine flu* epidemic**. (* – Maybe. ** – Person who lives here.) More “news” as I learn/concoct it. #
- Coworker’s 21 yo son revealed that his friends hang around the house because they think she’s a MILF. Problem: She is not. No. Really. #
- Also: if you’re that person, why are you telling me this story? Do you seek corroborating testimony, because… *snake eyes* #
- Adrift: Deidre was the only one on hand for the ‘display’ that put Yoren in solitary. There w.. http://tinyurl.com/qs2cqe #
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