- Least I Could Do: 2011-02-06 (http://j.mp/fXR0xQ) – #nopants #
- Four Years Later: A Newbie’s Return to EVE Online (http://j.mp/hbqlar) – Another project that's been going on the last few weeks. #
- Dayjob vending machine has 5-hour energy shots in one of the candy slots. #handy #awesome #scary #
- Listening to Back to Work #1 "When are you ever going to get enough of Exactly How You Need It to Be to finally make something?" #
- Comic: Gawk-Blocking (http://j.mp/i3iBMu) – This one's shared for Kate. #
- Last time I was at this dayjob (short contract) someone kept taking down the Obama pix I had in my cube. Now (new team), I get compliments. #
- (The pix in question: http://bit.ly/gL6vGM) #
- Guys, I've been listening to the Back to Work podcast, and I want to recommend episode #4 Fear and Failing with Style. http://bit.ly/gCRsCa #
- That… was a hell of a birthday dinner, if I do say so myself. #
- http://twitpic.com/3z8fkk #
Tweets for the week of 2011-02-06
- Circles (http://j.mp/hxlVaN) – Cool. #
- Seriously, how do babies take a 100% liquid diet and turn it into chunky diaper peanut butter? #darkmagicks #zeropointenergy #
- Ahh, Infant Hiccups, my old enemy. Back again, after so many years, and back with a vengeance. #
- RT @neilhimself: Was about to retweet the #worstneilgaimanpickuplines but there are so many amazingly awful ones. click the hashtag to see. #
- Hey, world? Got a newborn and a newly-diabetic pet to deal with — you could stop adding shit to my to-do pile ANY time now #
- This evening, @daphneun asked me when I finally got to the point where I didn't go in and check that my child was still breathing all right. #
- … It's adorable that she thinks that condition ever ends. #
- Stuck Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell under end of BabyBeau's mattress to combat post-feeding hiccups/spit-ups. #onethingbooksbeatereadersat #
- Chalk the book-to-elevate-mattress up under victorious #parenthacks by the way — worked like a charm. #
- Hey: all the breastfeeding experts out there, frothing about how a pacifier/bottle will ruin my kid for boobs? Sean says you're a poopyhead. #
- I mean, first of all, this is *my* kid: he knows what to do when someone shoves a boob in his face. #
- Second, he's 8 days old and knows exactly one thing about eating: "Yes." Little man'll try to get milk from my THUMB if it strays too close. #
- For those asking, we reference exactly 2 baby books. Be Prepared (sadly OOP) and The Baby Whisperer Solves All Your Problems (paper&ebook). #
- When I was single-dadding it with Trixie, those two books saved my sanity. Repeatedly. #
- Snowdecahedron (http://j.mp/hy1yhH) – It's D12 Degrees out! #
- RT @realjohngreen: @NASA should really watch @hankgreen's amazing defense of space exploration and increasing awesome: http://dft.ba/-JWST #
- Beauregard Mozark Implausible-Unfeasible has declared that the rule for today is #nopants #
- Nerdy Girl love anthem http://j.mp/h3H5v0 – <3 #
- Instant karma for failed head-kicker (http://j.mp/eIgHlt) – I could watch this all day. #
- I'm not having it every day of course, but this morning having one of those 5-hour energy shots available this morning was… very good. #
- Our DVR, 68% full and 100% comprised of unwatched episodes, has died. #rip #
- Using a Google Docs spreadsheet to track All Things Baby is nerdy, but damn it's useful. Bonus: accessible from every mobile device we have. #
- Momma left me alone with Daddy… what does "punk rock" mean? http://flic.kr/p/9fRcpM #
- This has been my last week. (http://j.mp/fwB5pY) – It's tremorriffic! #
Tweets for the week of 2011-01-30
- Off to l'hospital with the essentials: laptop(s), Buffy Seasons 1 & 2, @ChuckWendig's Irregular Creatures on the Kindle. Oh, and @DaphneUn. #
- The paper towel dispenser in @daphneun's room randomly runs. Dispenses. Whatever. @maureenjohnson's Icegor has a cousin: Towelgor. #
- The odds of cancellation just spiked. RT @DrewBenTaylor: Q: how good is #beinghuman on @Syfy? A: Very #
- Hospital wants me to itemize all the electronics we brought with us. So that's the rest of the night. #
- No baby news. Buffy totally stopped the Harvest, though, so there's that. #
- Update: @DaphneUn is sleeping. Has labor started? Eh. Babyuns heartbeat floats out of the room's overhead speakers like awesome white noise. #
- In semi-related news, I have had the chorus from @jonathancoulton's 'Betty and Me' going through my head ALL night. #
- When I say @daphneun is sleeping, please understand that I mean hospital-interruption-sleeping, which != sleeping. Watching more Buffy now. #
- The Buffy episode "Teacher's Pet" raises several philosophical questions. Such as: "How did the show make it to Season Two?" #lowpoints #
- Heading home for a few minutes to give Dizzy her shot. @daphneun's starting the next round of baby eviction notices. #
- Also: anyone who feels like making sadface at the word 'induction' should STFU now. This is not the time to contribute to the conversation. #
- (Besides, anyone who knows me and @daphneun knows that any kid of ours is a kid that'll need to be forcibly kicked out of a comfy bed.) #
- Lots of doctor visits today, so far. @DaphneUn has a Darth Vader mask on now. So hot. I mean she says it's hot. I don't have a Vader fetish. #
- RT @shitmydadsays: Aliens exist, I just don't think they came millions of light years to see earth. Like driving 1000 miles to go to Arby's. #
- No major babyun updates. Averages would indicate another 7ish hours to go. @DaphneUn it obviously above average… whatever that may mean. #
- Ladies and gentlefolk: Babyun. http://twitpic.com/3tdnhw #
- And he was early due to a surprise c-section. Everyone is great. #
- Those of you asking: bebe's official nomme d'internet will be bestowed by @maureenjohnson once her custom ornithopter sets down. #
- Kaylee: Can I feed Sean? Me: Well, he's still figuring out eating. He doesn't even know what his tongue is for. K: WHAT? It's for ICE CREAM. #
- Kaylee: "I like our family. It was already awesome, and now it is even more awesome." #thingskayleesays #thekidsareallright #
- RT @theknittingnerd: @doycet @DaphneUn It looks like KT Literary has a new… :) http://twitpic.com/3tkprx #
- Kaylee and Sean Douglas. "Our family is getting even more awesome." http://flic.kr/p/9dn6N3 #
- Playing 'Moving Castle' with Kaylee. She's driving it around to pick up tea and cupcakes. And fairies. #
- So @daphneun was sure that right when the bearcub arrived, I'd get a new day job, just b/c that would be least convenient. She was right. #
- As an upside, I seem to get a lot more writing done when I don't have as much time to write, so it's a plus for finishing up projects. #
- Egypt Leaves the Internet (http://j.mp/hCnc7c) – This is crazy. #
- MMOs: Ditto. RT @gapingvoid: The trouble with writing about business is that it's actually pretty fucking boring most of the time. #shh #
- Allllmost ready to head home with the new man of the house. #
- "I think Sean went from Cute to Adorable today. He leveled up!" #thingskayleesays #
- And yeah, I know I've been quiet the last couple days. That's the peace and serenity of exhaustion. #
- "The Bearcub, coming home." My current favorite overdose of cuteness. http://flic.kr/p/9e4tAr #
- I and @daphneun have decided Sean bears the closest resemblance to… Winston Churchill. #
- "We shall fight on the changing tables, we shall fight in the cribs and in the bassinets; we shall never surrender!" #
- Working on the E.A.S.Y. routine from the Baby Whisperer – very successful thing with Kaylee. First dream-feed in about an hour. Then we see. #
- A bit of re-reading today; half-remembered baby stuff that needed refreshing. Crossing fingers for Kaylee-grade nighttime awesomeness. #
Tweets for the week of 2011-01-23
- My daughter's first GM Screen. http://twitpic.com/3qn4lv #
- Minecraft Jacks An 8-Bit Pick-Ax Into Your Brain (http://j.mp/eKvJ1c) – I'm terrified of Minecraft; terrified of the siren call… #
- After our amazing contractors, these carpet guys feel like honeymooning with a cheap hooker after a fabulous wedding with your dreamgirl. #
- Indication of what Kaylee thinks of the new room: she asked "please please" if she could go to bed early tonight. http://bit.ly/e8Jf7j #
- Wolves (http://j.mp/f3UHE0) – Heh. #
- I *was* making a healthy supper. Then it started snowing. My South Dakota genes took over & smothered the whole thing in cream sauce. #
- And since we're talking South Dakota, "cream sauce" = Campbells cream of mushroom soup. If it keeps snowing, I'll make Velveeta con queso. #
- My first Daddy Gamer post for Green Dragon Inn: Dude, Stop Calling it 'Wife Aggro': http://bit.ly/eyLade #
- For you morning people, my first Daddy Gamer post for Green Dragon Inn: Dude, Stop Calling it 'Wife Aggro': http://bit.ly/eyLade #
- Isn't Google Wave supposed to be offline now? Damn zombie apps, not knowing when to stay dead. #
- Best part of reading The Wee Free Men to Kaylee? Doing the voices for the Nac Mac Feegle. And the Toad. #
- RT @dknippling: Twitter makes a great back of the cereal box. #
- Goddammit Google, quit moving Reader off the links at the top of the GMail page. #
- If you're someone who actually cares enough about baby updates to ping us nigh-hourly, you're someone WE WILL INFORM if there's news. #relax #
- (Amazingly, the previous tweet was not directed at @maureenjohnson.) #iknorite #
Tweets for the week of 2011-01-16
- So… Black Swan. THAT happened. #
- Mental Demons (http://j.mp/hu6Hg9) – Don't blink! #
- PC Gamer Awards Lord of the Rings Online “MMO of the Year” (http://j.mp/ffqE0u) – /applause #
- For someone with no blood on her hands, Lady Macbeth is sure doing a lot of scrubbing. http://politi.co/dMh8xs #scottishplay #robstaeger #
- "Blood Libel" is a trending topic today… something about how Sarah Palin's giving Tina Fey something to do the next time she's on SNL. #
- Yeah, No (http://j.mp/eeo7lH) – Of all the appalling things Palin has said, this is, alas, merely the most recent. #
- Painless detangling: "roll" hair instead of brushing it (http://j.mp/fvlh3W) – MUST TRY THIS. #
- Pictures of "Sherwood" from the body-stop. http://brizzly.com/pic/43U1 #
- My morning: listening to @jonathancoulton while rereading the Silmarillion, on the elliptical. #
Tweets for the week of 2011-01-09
- "All that sleeping made me tired." #thingskayleesays #
- Thinking about Tolkein, Tangled, and women who give up a power to stay w/ their man. Result: sucked into tvtropes.com again. I blame @cyface #
- Err. Tvtropes.org I mean. Silly me. #
- My work in progress /appears/ to be missing about 10k words. The most recent 10k, actually. This troubles me. #
- Son of bitch I hate rewriting stuff I already wrote. Damn it. Fuck. It was good, too. DAMN it. #
- Getting a song stuck in your head is a little annoying. Getting a sing-a-ma-jig song stuck in your head is a special morning hell. #
- Castle Ravenloft – The Game (http://j.mp/hpBiVv) – Very interested in this, as my near-future gaming time looks to shrink. #
- My Favorite Game Console – Dark T-Shirt > Daniel Solis T-shirts (http://j.mp/fAjN1u) – Wishlist. #
- Aww. 10th Doc David Tennant engaged to Georgia Moffett, (played the Doctor's Daughter and is the daughter of 5th Doc) http://bit.ly/eNl3jN #
- Wizard101 takes home Reader’s Choice Best MMO of 2010 (http://j.mp/gJOUIK) – Very fun game, which I enjoy both with and without Kaylee. #
- RT @skagency: E-book versions of the top six books on the USA TODAY bestseller list outsold the print versions last week. http://is.gd/k7Tum #
- Twitter: You're using an old version of Twitter. Me: Yeah, the new layout sucks. Twitter: Oh. Me: Yeah. Sorry, but… seriously, it sucks. #
- Last night's rice/chutney/veggie mix seems to have acquired "heat" only thanks a tense hostage exchange involving "taste". #bleh #reheatfail #
- Random Average: Burning Wheel, in Review http://bit.ly/eWJcgJ #
- True Grit: a pretty fine movie. #
What’s up, January 2011 edition
Things have been fairly quiet here on my home-blog, as it were, but nothing’s been very quiet for me, so I figured I’d document my current areas of activity, just so people know.
Those of you who see what I see on Twitter and in GReader might be aware that I’m writing stuff for MMO Reporter now. It’s a newish gig, but a topic I enjoy, and I’m learning a lot about the industry in the process. I’ve also been sharing a less newsy rant or two with their sister site, the Green Dragon Inn, though that’s a bit more intermittent, since I have other ports through which to vent my spleen.
In related writing-for-other-people’s-internets stuff, I’ve been asked aboard a new webzine project targeted towards gamer women ages 25+ with families and/or careers. You might ask why me, since I’m am not a woman aged 25+ and very likely never will be, but that’s OKAY, since I will in fact be providing a weekly column from the point of view of a dad+gamer, something I’ve got some experience with. The title of the column has been determined, though not by me, and it’s not something I’d have suggested, so we’ll just forget to mention it for now, shall we? Title notwithstanding, I’m excited about this project.
There has been some bookish news that I can’t really talk about yet, but I will say: when I got it, it did not ruin my day. So there’s that.

Speaking of writing, I neglected to save my work and lost several key and painfully constructed scenes in my current novel to power failure. There may have been a lot of primal roars and some swearing. I’m quite angry with myself over the whole stupid thing, and have assigned myself nothing but apples and porridge until the scenes in question have been rewritten to everyone’s satisfaction. (Not much of a punishment, since my porridge is actually oatmeal with honey and raisins in it, but it’s the best I’ve got.)
In any case, learn from my mistakes and make sure your autosave function is actually ENGAGED, and not simply adorning your options panel like a quaint but dusty cameo necklace.
Anything else? Oh yes, I’ll be a father (again) in a few short weeks, and we (read: our contractors) are racing to finish Kaylee’s new bedroom in time to get all her stuff moved and all of the bear cub’s stuff in place. Permit delays are a killer. (As is the stress of finding out one of your foundation walls is not so much a “foundation” as a vague suggestion of stability.)
Have I found a “regular” job? No I have not. The market is so terrible it can hardly be dignified with the name; it’s really just ten million people wandering the aisles of eight million empty stalls — bit more of a maze than a market — a maze with no entrance or exit. Cheerful!
And that’s it — now you know where I’ve been, and I’ve blown the dust off this particular window enough to realize I’d like to clean it off properly and do some work here.
Happy new year and all that; talk to soon.
Tweets for the week of 2011-01-02
- One too many 'who's that flabby bastard holding my daughter?' pictures yesterday. Off to the gym. #
- First inspection (rough frame, rough electrical) of Kaylee's new room. Nomming oatmeal to fortify and scribbling down things to ask. #
- NICE. RT @seananmcguire: Who wrote one of the Onion AV Club's best books of 2010? Was that my evil twin, @miragrant? HOLY CRAP IT WAS. #
- People, I know I've rung this bell already, but if you haven't read Feed, by Mira Grant, you are missing one of the best books of the year. #
- Yumpin' yimminy it's dry out. Supposed to get cold today. Hope cold means snow, cuz right now the grass crackles when you walk on it. #
- Ooh. Johnny Cash download pack available for Rock Band on January 4th… #
- Spokeo may know more about you than you realize (http://j.mp/gVT8CN) – Yeah. A little disconcerting. #
- Ahh, tradition. RT @DaphneUn: Some people watch the ball drop. @doycet and I watch Denethor jump off Minas Tirith in flames. #happynewyear #
- My daughter's marching around the house with a sign taped to the end of a stick that reads "Happy Noo Yar". #

