- Librarians and book reviewers: if you're set up on Edelweiss, you can check out my new book, HIDDEN THINGS, here: http://t.co/zK7AXJ0l #
- Mass Effect 3: Gaming, Stories, and the Democracy of Fandoms http://t.co/SuhbavAc #
- Amuses me when someone says "they're a blogger, but not a journalist." Such a GRAND title. But wait. Journalist. One who journals. Yeah. #
- In one hundred fifty years, the remaining water-starved tribes will scoff at leading communicators: "he's just a c-moter, not a BLOGGER." #
- Heading to South Dakota. Frontier helping us get in the mood; treating everyone like cattle. #moo #
- RT @DaphneUn: kids fell asleep holding hands. http://t.co/syvZ6qGO #dawwww #
- "So I got an email from the Spice Girls yesterday…" This is how conversations with @DaphneUn start. #
- Just found out there's a show called Swamp People. Running on the History Channel. Faith in humanity: careening off a cliff. #
Hidden Things: The Microfiction Contest
I remember, when I was a kid, riding in a car with green, leathery seats that got very hot in the sun. The car was green as well, although a different shade, and it seems to the me of my memories that most of the cars back then were that color. It was a popular trend, or maybe my child perception was skewed.
At any rate, the car was green, the seats were green, it was summer, the sun was hot, and the seats were hotter. We had the windows open to let the air in and my mom was driving to town on an errand.
The road was a winding black hardtop that looked down into sharp ravines between the hills; drops that seemed (to me) to go down and down farther than anything in the whole world. Every drive, I would look down and out from the tiny back windows of the two-door and think about what it would be like to go sailing off the road and into the ravines, tumbling over and over and finally exploding at the bottom, like on TV. A little morbid, but we lived a long way from any other kids my age — I had to make my own fun.
So, with the sun beating down and my boredom rising, when I saw a goblin shambling along the bottom of a ravine with an old, rusted sword balanced across his shoulders like an oxen yoke, I didn’t bother mentioning it to my mom. Even at that age, I assumed I’d imagined it.
I believed that for the next 23 years.
I think it’s time for another HIDDEN THINGS giveaway, don’t you?
(By the way, the Hidden Things giveaway at Goodreads is still going on, so check that out if you haven’t.)
But enough about that, let’s talk about this giveaway.
This contest.
So, two things I enjoy quite a lot:
- Weird things, happening in normal surroundings.
- Microfiction.
Seems to me we can combine them.
Here’s What You Need to Do
Write a little microfiction story set in the same basic ‘world’ as Hidden Things. That’s it.
Well, no, that’s not it. There are rules.
- Your story, if posted on g+ or Twitter, must contain the hashtag #hiddenthings.
- You are permitted to stretch the story out over a luxurious five tweets, if needed, but each of those tweets must be numbered. ([1/5], [2/5], [3/5], et cetera) Each tweet in that sequence needs the hashtag.
- I admire spare use of words (shut up, I do), so while you are permitted to use multiple tweets, understand that a story that is five tweets long should strive to be five times more awesome than a one-tweet story.
- You have one week from the moment this post goes up. Next Wednesday, there will be a reckoning.
- You can enter (that is, write stories) as many times as you like. All of the above rules apply equally to each story.
But… I don’t know anything about Hidden Things, or the setting.
Sure you do. Look to the excerpt from Vayland Rd. for some inspiration, or check out the back cover copy on the Hidden Things page. We’re looking for weird Things hiding in various ways in what we think of as the normal world. Dragons concealed in cornfields. Coy elves running bowling alleys. Bogeymen lurking in abandoned rest stops. A vodnik peering at the neighborhood kids from the slit of a storm drain.
I have more questions!
You do? Okay, ask them in the comments. Regardless, spread the word, because while the prize for this activity is a shiny ARC of Hidden Things, the point is to make some cool stuff and share it with everyone.

Tweets for the week of 2012-06-24
- RT @angelajames: @doycet Just saw your debut novel up on Edelweiss for review request. Congratulations, your release date is getting close! #
- How is it I'm the only family member (including Sean) who *doesn't* have an Aperture t-shirt to wear to #denvercomiccon #tragicoversight #
- Went with this, instead. #browncoatforever #denvercomiccon http://t.co/P8Ppc7ZZ #
- My Companion Cube. http://t.co/LIclQrwC #
- Kaylee walked in, very upset the book she was reading ("Princeless") ended "right in the middle!" Explained cliffhangers. She is not a fan. #
- So many amazing authors sending me awesome notes about #hiddenthings Day: Made. #
- This sums up the Denver Comic Con day pretty well. (Or at least the parts I'll want to remember later.) http://t.co/GEa31hJ8 #
- Okay. Yes. This. This is cool. Check out the wind test, too. http://t.co/tXIVp3mD #
- Twitter, I don't want to tell you your business, but if you need to use email to promote tweets I should see, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. #
- I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: This apple is really good. #
- Family bike ride might not have been such a hot idea. #punintended #105intheshade #
Tweets for the week of 2012-06-17
- Left at least three bags of groceries at the checkout yesterday. This is what I get for going shopping with the Distraction Factory. #
- 4 of 5 stars to The Best of Kuttner 1 by Henry Kuttner http://t.co/RhTg5Dxn #
- Dropping by the courthouse to change Sean's name to Whiney Butt McStinkypants. WB McStink for short. Ol Screamin' n Boneless to his friends. #
- Walking through the open space park with Sean, introducing him to all the prairie dogs. He is a big fan #
- "And that, Sean, is a cottonwood: our mortal enemy." #
- Right good thinkin', here. RT @ChuckWendig: Plot is like Soylent Green: made of people. PROMETHEUS, at #terribleminds http://t.co/PpkKJL22 #
- So one of the kids bit your kid, and you should come get him, maybe. #notawesomevoicemail #
- Portal: Terminal Velocity – http://t.co/qpUrORng – I have something in my eye. *wipes tear* #
- Little Man had a LOVELY croup cough last night. This followed a biting incident at school. All friends/family went for Patient Zero joke. #
- … this only goes to show that I have the friends and family I deserve. (Just-returned @daphneun was the second person who Went There). #
- Lunchtime discussion on using games in instructional design. MIGHT have nerded out a bit; WoW, Tetris, Angry Birds, dopamine references. #
- Crap, I clicked on a tvtropes link. #downtherabbithole #seeya #2hours #maybe #
- Prometheus. Entertained me, Squicked me, and Gave Me Ideas of My Own. Really can't ask for much more from movie like that. More later. #
- Five-stars for Little Man's most recent hearing test. Ear Tube Flawless Victory. \o/ #
- Swiftkey rocks. It is also, at times, hilarious. http://t.co/4Ubq4dFm #
- Basically, these two are anthropomorphized versions of mine and @daphneun's hearts Pomplamoose – Don't Stop Lovin Me: http://t.co/r1YmZOFO #
- Grr. When you're double-checking someone's work, it's QA, not "Q and A." #petpeeves #Igotem #
- Poking around twitter settings. HORRIFIED to realize this account apparently sent a bunch of spam DMs back on Dec 29, 2011. #sepukku #
- Little Man's first bell-clear, completely recognizable word today. Not coincidentally, the same as his older sister's:
"Uh oh." #
- Sean picks up things around the house and startes at them like "How will this BEST serve my Master Plan?" Terribility http://t.co/e3Lhb4Iq #
- RT @FelicityDisco: Just realized I had not preordered @doycet's book! *goes to remedy that* HERE LET ME HELP: http://t.co/lLA5ooeT #subtle #
- Light reno in the downstairs game room/library today. Lots of old dust. Astonished the old air in pyramids didn't kill people, continually. #
Building Better Worlds: Thoughts on Prometheus
I grew up thirty miles from the closest town with a movie theater, a venue with one screen and a hundred and three seats, run by the same family that owned the drive-in (one of the only drive-ins still running in South Dakota, now owned by kids I went to high school with). They ran stuff like Goonies and Mannequin and Grease II. I remember the summer Gremlins came out — it was the only film they played at the theater or the drive-in for three months, because it brought in enough people every weekend that the owners never saw any point in ordering something else.
I was only eight when Alien released, so I’d be guessing, but I think it’s safe to say it didn’t feature on the marquee in my home town. Ditto Aliens.
My first encounter with a xenomorph didn’t come until the summer of 1990. I was sub-letting a room in the town where I attended college during fall and spring semesters, paying a hundred twenty bucks a month for full access to a rambling old house, which meant a place to crash, some room in the fridge, and abrupt conversations with my summer housemate, a bronzed college track star who worked the same CNA job I did at the local hospital and told me two or three times a day that my heart rate was too high. I spent Tuesday and Thursday evenings and most of Saturday afternoon practicing T’ai Chi in the park, and the rest of the time I was on my own.
I rented a lot of movies.
One of them was, inevitably, Alien.
I remember my first viewing very clearly. It was Friday night, the start of a weekend where I wasn’t working any shifts at the hospital. My housemate was out of town, the lights in the house were all off, and I padded around the place, trusting my spatial memory to protect my toes (a habit I’ve kept, to my family’s dismay). Alone in a big, rambling, half-familiar house in the center of the simmering crockpot that is Vermillion, South Dakota in the summer, I popped the tape in the VCR, planning (since I’m really not that big of a horror movie fan) to take breaks from the viewing whenever the creepiness got too high.
I think I finished watching it Sunday afternoon. Maybe Monday.
As my housemate was fond of pointing out, my heart rate was too high.
Still, I loved it, immediately moved on to Aliens, and revisited both of them many times in the years the followed. Time passed, and I fell into reciprocal orbits with a number of other gamers at school. Our gather points varied, but one of the constants was the fact that there was usually a movie playing in the background — something that someone actually owned and which we all knew so well it was more of a white noise generator than entertainment. Empire Strikes Back was a favorite, but Aliens was there as well. We could have whole conversations that were nothing but movie quote ping pong.
And god we loved to talk about them.
We’d theorize, argue about canon interpretations of certain scenes, play what-ifs with prequels or sequels (like those would ever happen), and just generally do what members of our tribe are known to do to pass the time.
Obviously, Star Wars talk was huge, of course, but the Alien/Aliens setting — the Weyland-Yutaniverse? That was always rich ground for a good geek argument.
And the reason for it was one of the things that made it one of my favorite sci-fi movie series (still true with the inclusion of Alien3, Alien Resurrection and yes: even AvP) — there was so much of the setting that wasn’t spelled out. Whole swaths of background, history, and politics were sketched in or vaguely implied with a throwaway line here, a stage-dressing spray-painted logo there.
Consider: in Aliens, Ripley gets called on the corporate carpet for the loss of her old ship. Later, she’s sent along to investigate missing transmissions from a Weyland-Yutani colony. But… there are military forces going alone? Weyland-Yutani is important enough the government sends in troops to investigate their colonies? Wow, they must be powerful. Except when push comes to shove, even a lowly sergeant can decide to nuke the place, over the protests of the nearest executive. Is that okay, or only technically okay, and there will be a huge political fallout later? Who’s really got the power in that situation, long term? Who can say?
I’ll tell you who: we could say, and we did. Hours, days… entire semesters would revolve around some debate or another about the flow of political power in a network of colonized worlds we never got to see, the efficiency and mechanical design of caseless projectile weapons, the legality of Hicks’s old shotgun, and a hundred other things, big and small.
Why?
To quote one of the “scientists” in Prometheus, we did it because we could. It was a vast, rich, dystopian scifi setting where so much was left open to interpretation. Even when more was added to the ‘canon’ of the setting by later movies and books, all it did was expand the square footage of the space, rather than constrain it.
What a playground.
Could You Get to the Part About Prometheus?

I told Kate this morning that if it weren’t for select portions of the internet kind of… exploding over this movie, it simply wouldn’t have occurred to me to write a post about. I saw it, I enjoyed it, it did what I hoped it would do. Satisfied customer, the end. Heck, given the difficulty with getting my six year old to really invest in a Ridley Scott movie, I probably might have even ended up missing it in theaters and watching it at home.
Kate saw it before me, though, and sent me off last night to see it solo, because “I have questions, and you know the Aliens movies much better.”
So I went, came back, and fielded Kate’s questions. With one exception (Yeah… why were all the ancient star maps pointed where they were? That’s… odd.), I found I had answers readily available.
Kate… didn’t seem entirely satisfied.
But I understand why. In most of those cases, my answers came from the same place all my answers come from when it comes to this collection of movies — me, interpreting what I saw and inferring a hell of a lot from what was implied. I gave Kate answers, but as often as not they were my answers — my personal take on the explanation — rather than a specific line or scene I could point at and say “this is why.”
To me, that makes Prometheus right at home with all the rest of it kin. It’s one of the main reasons I like ’em so much.
I’ll watch pretty much any movie (even if I deeply regret it later, 2012), but my favorites will always be movies (and, come to that, books) that don’t explain it all; that don’t paint in all the numbers and answer all the questions — the ones that make offhand comments that imply worlds’ worth of background that could be interpreted a hundred different ways, and then fail to explain themselves thoroughly. Prometheus does that, leaving me turning over a small mountain of potential ideas and what-ifs, and I like it for that reason.
I also like it for a lot of other reasons (not least because it’s basically Alien, reskinned, and Alien was pretty good), and all the stuff I like lets me overlook the (relatively small) list of things I didn’t.
Should you see it?
I’d say yes. It is (I’ve gathered) a polarizing movie — you’ll probably either love it or hate it, but really, there’s only one way to know, and it’s not by reading someone else’s review.
Especially mine.
Hidden Things Giveaways and News-like Objects
I’m going to try to keep these kinds of posts down to once-a-week, so here’s everything going on with HIDDEN THINGS at this very moment.
Free Things
Are you on Goodreads? You are? WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME ABOUT IT? I’m a new arrival, but I kind of love it — I spent most my spare time this weekend scanning in books on my shelves, sticking pretty gold stars on those I’ve read, exclaiming over sequels I didn’t know were out already, and staring wistfully at everything on my virtual shelves I haven’t read yet. Also, it seems like a really nice community — by typical internet standards, it’s a quirky, book-loving Utopia.
And, not for nothing, they were cool enough to work with me to do this:
Goodreads Book Giveaway
Hidden Things
by Doyce Testerman
Giveaway ends July 11, 2012.
See the giveaway details
at Goodreads.
Check that out! Already had eighty-some people sign up for it, so it’s maybe not the best odds, but it’s free, so who could complain? I didn’t actually think I was going to have enough ARCs to do this giveaway until one of my first readers turned down her copy and instead pre-ordered a couple finished copies from Amazon and told me to give this one away, so this is actually kind of a bonus ARC giveaway, courtesy of one of the fine folks (Stacy) mentioned in book’s lengthy acknowledgments.
Next week, at right about this time, we are going to unleash the power of weird microfiction for the next giveaway, but in the meantime, I suggest you make with the clicking.
Things In the Wild
It’s very, very strange to me to see copies of Hidden Things out in the world, being read by… people — sometimes (often) people I don’t know. It’s like looking up and seeing your five-year-old driving a new mustang past your house, except a little scarier.
Stephanie Perkins was the first person to freak me out. I found out later that she ‘acquired’ the book while visiting a local bookseller who’d got the ARC that day and had foolishly left it out where people could reach it. I hope the booksellers at least got to write down the ISBN before Steph ran off.
Chuck is reading it and seems to have survived. I’m very curious to hear what he has to say, then sit down with him and compare notes on our tough, semi-broken heroines.
Mur also picked up a copy at BEA. Dunno if she’s had a chance to read it yet, but she looks happy. Maybe that’s a new line of twitpic-based book reviews: just pose with the book while making a face that appropriately reflects your opinion of the thing.
Did I just invent a new Twitter thing?
Finally, this last one is somewhat more complicated to explain, but makes me very happy. Book Expo America 2012 (which took my lovely wife away for almost a week) hosted the Fourth Annual Librarian Shout & Share. The deal with this thing is that a half-dozen librarian panelists sit down and recommend new books coming out that they love.
It took me awhile to sort through what the article was actually telling me, but what I was able to figure out was that Library Journal‘s “Books for Dudes” columnist Douglas Lord recommended Hidden Things when he got his turn at the microphone, and (according to the special bold-facing) Hidden Things was initially picked for mention by more than one panelist, “necessitating some horse trading” (I’m assuming to determine who got to mention the book and who didn’t).

Seriously, though: considering how much libraries and librarians have meant to me over the years, how could this do anything but make my day?
That’s All for Now
No more book news stuff until next week (unless I just can’t help myself, or it’s time-sensitive or something), when I will try to explain the Hidden Things Microfiction Contest… Thing.
Tweets for the week of 2012-06-10
- Good article about the upsides of publishing — something I don't talk about enough. http://t.co/r2pLfMx7 #
- Left leg, arm, shoulder, face sporting gravel road rash. As usual, injured showing off for a girl. Worth it. #daughtersdigscars #
- Pain comparison: bmx track faceplate vs. Slurpee brainfreeze. Winner: brainfreeze. Loser: mah head. #
- That opening shot reminds me so much of the Primetime Adventures "Ironwall" game I ran a few years ago. https://t.co/8a0olQct #
- "Money flows towards the writer." http://t.co/nuS80A3X #
- I got the super deluxe LotRO Riders of Rohan preorder — mostly out of guilt for my continued absence. :P #
- Email box is quiet, today. TOO quiet. #BEAbachelor #
- Yesterday. Editor: OMG I HAVE GREAT NEWS. Me: THAT *IS* GREAT! Can I TELL people?!? Ed: *Goes to BEA.* Me: *Hates #BEA just a little.* #
- RT @fredhicks: Spirit of the Century, now available on the kindle store: http://t.co/W4VbB1sW #
- The Last of Us (Gameplay Video): http://t.co/Zne69B4T — Holy crap. I mean… holy CRAP. Any of you guys remember playing Pong? #
- Charles de Lint on Hidden Things? Yeah, right… – http://t.co/lO5eybny — Still a bit stunned. Thank you, @cdelint! #
- Dayjob's upgrade to Exchange 2003 (!) has cut off the flow of work-related emails to my phone. Can I fix this problem? Yes. Will I?… #
- Daughter: *examines patina of biking-bruises on her legs* Me: Don't worry, you'll heal up much faster than me. Her: Yeah, you're WAY older. #
- RT @naturallysteph Well, lookie what I found today! :-) http://t.co/GCMkFdSd – Some Hidden Things appear to have got into the wild. #
- A good, if not happy, subject to consider. http://t.co/cZvgKwjf #
- Hey Colorado Folken: If I say "Tattered Cover, Boulder Bookstore, Bookworm (Edwards), and Explore", are there any big CO indies I'm missing? #
- RT @elquesogrande1: Elizabeth Bear (@matociquala) crushed her Reddit AMA! Writing, future works, desserts, and advice. http://t.co/OPPwGA85 #
- Little man had zero interest in being dropped off at school this morning. Daddy leaving the room was Game of Thrones level betrayal. #
- Father's Day IS coming up. RT @ebertchicago: You need a life-sized "Game of Thrones" iron throne. $30k plus shipping. http://t.co/lGVo4AeH #
- RT @amber_benson: Oh, Ray Bradbury, without you I'd just be another Alabama housewife gazing up at the stars and wondering: "What if?" #
- So, this GoodReads thing. Once signed up, I pretty much just spend ALL my time compulsively updating it, right? Because that FEELS accurate. #
- It's raining like someone's trying to erase a mistake. #
- Brain: That's… a LOT of allergy meds. Are you sure we want to–
Me: SHUT UP YOU.
Brain: … fine. See you in six hours.
Me: …wait, what? # - RT @warrenellis: It must be summer. The rain's warmer. #
- I want to reskin that button now. RT @mslopatto: The command says "report as spam and delete" but I think of it as saying "die in a fire." #
- Love me? Hate me? EITHER RESPONSE means you think I should own this: http://t.co/d64A7tfp #friendshipismagic #
- The crazy rain last night literally stripped paint off my deck railing. Little (and not so little) white chips everywhere. #
- Bought three pairs of shoes today. Clearly, I'm missing @DaphneUn. #
- "Prometheus covers territory so well traversed, merchants have established souvenir shops." http://t.co/q8jIPz7o — ouch. #
- Blind head/neck/back = SUPER productive day. Various tasks made a half-decent distraction. #
- I had no idea there was a Denver version of ComicCon happening. What's going on next weekend… http://t.co/egRsIOYK #
- Great list of "fight-scene" authors to check out. http://t.co/NpgPKvgq #
- Anyone want to overnight a couple of these to me? http://t.co/V3BQffJp #solodad #
- RT @DaphneUn: @doycet "It's not THAT bad, is it?" No, to be honest, these would be fine: http://t.co/wG93Vjf6 #
- Oooh… Maybe blowgun tranq darts instead. We could make it a game! #
- Things I don't need to #
- "How and/or when did my Kindle end up in the dogs' water bowl?" #awesomeday #
- Day ends with homemade shrimp pizza, well-fed children, and a favorite Disney movie. Also? Kindle still working. Pretty good day. #
- Today reminded me of an important rule about stories; a good beginning and ending can help you past a LOT of crap in the middle. #
- I mean, ideally? No crap in the middle. But ideally, my son doesn't drop my kindle in a water bowl and rub applesauce in his sister's hair. #
- Hercules BARELY beat out John Carter for movie night. Daughter vetos JC because preview kept locking up: "they need to FIX stuff like that." #
- There is not one part of this poster that isn't awesome. http://t.co/DNVf0Dsv #
Goodbye, Ray Bradbury
Death doesn’t exist. It never did, it never will. But we’ve drawn so many pictures of it, so many years, trying to pin it down, comprehend it, we’ve got to thinking of it as an entity, strangely alive and greedy. All it is, however, is a stopped watch, a loss, an end, a darkness. Nothing.
—Something Wicked This Way Comes
As I’ve mentioned, the county library in the small town closest to the farm where I grew up did not have what one would call a particularly robust Science Fiction and Fantasy section. I think it was something like four or five shelves of hardbound collections (Hitchcock Presents featured prominently) and a dimestore-style wire rack where dozens of flimsy, 150 to 175 page paperbacks were crammed in no particular order. The librarians (both part-time organists at their respective churches) didn’t have any particular love of the genre, so the shelves were rarely troubled with new arrivals or current bestsellers; Tolkein was there, of course (two copies of each book, three Hobbits if you counted the one in the children’s section, one Silmarillion), and C.S. Lewis. A row of early Heinlein and Asimov. One Henry Kuttner collection. The wire rack, I remember, boasted pretty much everything Edgar Rice Burroughs ever wrote, but good luck trying to figure out the order they were supposed to be read.
I didn’t need luck. I read everything they had. Usually twice. To me, a proper standalone novel will always be a lean, 175 pages of pocket-sized art, and the 300-600+ pages needed for a ‘proper’ novel today seems… bloated. Decadent. A whopper, when a simple cheeseburger would do you just as well.
Somewhere in the midst of my assault on that wire rack, I pulled out The Illustrated Man. I don’t remember specifically what struck me about those stories (I inexplicably juxtapose that collection with Heinlein’s Assignment in Eternity, which I must have read at roughly the same time), but it lead me to Fahrenheit 451 — the best and perhaps only suggested further reading those librarians ever gave me.
And in the midst of that book, I realized I wanted to write, and why.
Everyone must leave something in the room or left behind when he dies, my grandfather said. A child or a book or a painting or a house or a wall built or a pair of shoes made. Or a garden planted. Something your hand touched some way so your soul has somewhere to go when you die, and when people look at that tree or that flower you planted, you’re there. It doesn’t matter what you do, he said, so long as you change something from the way it was before you touched it into something that’s like you after you take your hands away. The difference between the man who just cuts lawns and a real gardener is in the touching, he said. The lawn-cutter might just as well not have been there at all; the gardener will be there a lifetime.
I never met the man. I wish I had. I would have said thanks.
Most of all, I admire his life; long and full of stories told, libraries championed, and writers inspired.
For him: the end, the nothing, the darkness.
For us: the loss.


