- Oh HELL Yessss. "Do Not Push" – A Gotye Call Me Maybe Mashup by Pomplamoose: http://t.co/qO4iI017 #
- At the doc, trying to determine the cause of the intermittent fever I've had since comiccon. So far we've ruled out menopause. Tentatively. #
- Have now seen the NBC adaptation of the original BBC version of the 2012 Olympics. Not impressed. Embarrassed, actually. #
- RT @emilymphocyte: LOOK AT ALL THE TRIBUTES! This is going to be the longest Hunger Games ever. #olympicceremony #
Hidden Things Slightly-less-Extreme Word-finder Puzzle ARC Giveaway
I’m still fighting a Montezuma-grade case of ComicCon Crud, but I’ve staggered away from the sickbed long enough to right this wrong.
You see, I kind of stumped everyone with the wordfinder puzzle.
For those that need reminding, I once designed a title page for Hidden Things, inspired by a scene in the book. For reasons that remain an utter mystery, Harper actually decided to use it for its intended purpose, which made me really happy. Here’s my version, which is not as awesome as the version in the final print:
In the original version of this contest, I simply said “There are 23 words in this puzzle that relate to the story. Click on the image to get the big version and print it. Find them all. Circle them all. As one does. Send it back to me. Simple!”
Except it turned out it wasn’t so simple. To be honest, I couldn’t even do it without a list of the 23 words.
So, here is a list of the 23 words:
Hidden
Things
by
Doyce
Testerman
abandoned
bargain
childhood
clown
cornfield
dragon
goblins
guide
grief
jelly
music
family
friends
harlequin
lovers
regret
rhymes
satyr
Now then:
Click on the image to get the big version. Find all the words. Circle all the words. Send it to me. Win a signed ARC.
Simple!
Update: WHOA that was fast! Congrats to Paul Czege for extremely efficient use of his lunch break.
Tweets for the week of 2012-07-22
- Very exciting day! The day before Kaylee gets home from grandparent camp. Oh, and I'm doing a panel at #Comiccon this morning. Whatevs. #
- Hey #comiccon I'm signing Hidden Things ARCs at the Sails Pavilion and the Harper Collins booth today. ARCs are FREE. Just sayin'. #
- #Comiccon is a frankenstein mix of Neverending Crowd Death March, and Never Enough Time to See All the Cool Stuff. I'm going to miss it. #
- Want to hear about the awesome stuff I saw at #comiccon Tough. Check out @50ShedsofGrey instead, because it is funny and dirty and funny. #
- Daughter has requested a new "read together" book, and happily agreed to The Hobbit. Chapter One (and a lot of extemporaneous singing) down. #
- Raise a shaking, palsied hand if you contracted #thefuckingplague at #comiccon #
- I've been waiting for this to kick in! MT @angelajames Hey @doycet the pre-order price of your e-book dropped to $7.99! http://t.co/diviNAN7 in reply to angelajames #
- Now on the Twitter header: "Who Unfollowed me?" Who the fuck cares? I have all these other beautiful people to talk to. #
- Sometimes, I think "the blush is finally off the rose; it is no longer possible for a book to keep me up until 4 am." [1/2] #
- Then, I'll open something like Ready Player One, and realize that I am very wrong, very happy, and very, very tired. [2/2] #
- (Ready Player One is also @DaphneUn's most recent free pass to do an "I told you so" dance whenever she sees me.) #
- So… we're fucked. Seriously fucking fucked. Global Warming's Terrifying New Math – http://t.co/jSRO71pt #
ComicCon Wrap-up
So, I went to ComicCon, and it totally wiped me out.
Then I realized it was only Thursday, and I had three more days to go.
I’m still recovering from the event, but I wanted to get down a couple of thoughts and notes before I forgot them entirely, even if it’s just a basic list format.
The Good
- The panel on Sunday was great fun. I can’t thank John Scalzi enough for his thoughtful and considerate moderation, and my fellow authors on the panel for being so insightful and down to earth. I’ve got more to say about those folks, but I’m saving it for the next couple weeks as I finish reading some more of their books.
- The book signings (both of them) were so much more fun than I’d expected. It turns out, it’s really kind of inspiring and wonderful to meet hundreds of people who are just very, very excited about reading a good story. I met one couple who come to ComicCon annually to stock up on books to read during the other 51 weeks of the year — one of the guys was carrying a huge pack with their current hunting spoils (53 books, once Hidden Things was tucked inside), while the other was gathering up titles for his mom. A lot of folks down deep in the business of making books don’t get as much time to simply read, and it’s really good to meet people whose enthusiasm reminds you what a good and important thing that is. After I got done with the signings, I went on my own little book hunt, and left the Exhibition Hall with almost two dozen books of my own.
- Child Watch — we didn’t take advantage of this (certified, well-regarded) on-site daycare service on the first day of the Convention, and I’m pretty sure if we had, Thursday wouldn’t have been quite such a Trail of Tears. Sean is an angel, but the press and constant movement of ComicCon proved too much for me, let alone an eighteen-month-old. The Child Watch room was an oasis of calm, colorful toys, and happy kids, and to be honest sometimes I ‘checked in’ on Sean just to get a few minutes of peace and quiet.Think about that: visiting a big room full of playing kids — all less than 4 years old — was actually relaxing. That sort of puts the rest of ComicCon in perspective.
The Bad
- The “SCHED*” online scheduling site. If ComicCon did a smart thing in outsourcing their child care, they did a comparably stupid thing in using SCHED* to share their schedule of events with the internet. I don’t want to get into it in depth, as I’ve already bored a number of people with details of the many and varied ways in which the site failed to work, depending on which browser platform you’d selected for delivering that day’s dose of impotent frustration, but I will say this: even if the site had worked perfectly (which it does, for some) it still didn’t include The Masquerade in its list of events that an attendee might want to know about. For any experienced ComicCon attendee, that alone should illustrate the degree to which the site was only a rough approximation of ‘useful’.I received a great number of emails from the ComicCon staff in the weeks and months following my official registration. Any one of them could (and should) have included a PDF of the schedule, as a slightly lower-tech backup to that terrible, terrible site.
The Ugly
- There’s a lot of stuff going on at or around ComicCon that isn’t officially part of ComicCon — this has always happened, but while it’s becoming more prevalent and the events are getting bigger and cooler, the means of communicating about it hasn’t gotten much past the word of mouth stage. For example, I understand that Geek and Sundry took over a nearby business for most of the week and ran games featured on Tabletop pretty much non-stop the whole time — that’s an awesome thing, but if you aren’t alreadyfollowing Geek and Sundry via some social media, you’d never know it was happening.Geek and Sundry is the example, but it certainly wasn’t the only cool thing organized near the con, in a space that was better able to host it. In every instance, if you weren’t already following the people behind the Thing In Question, there was little to no chance you’d hear about it at the Con. That kind of arrangement doesn’t give ComicCon attendees something new to check out, and doesn’t help groups like Geek and Sundry reach a bigger audience. Maybe those groups need to put adds in the ComicCon pamphlet — maybe they need to put up posters. Maybe they should set up the real-world social equivalent of a GOTO command at their on-site booths. There are many possible solutions — they need to try some of them.
All in All
I had a great time, despite some rough patches. My wife and I are still talking to each other, which is a HUGE plus. Despite the trials of having Sean along, I cant’ wait to have both him and his older sister with us next year.
Hidden Things: Here’s that Two Bucks I Owe You
Those of you who’ve known me a long time know that I’m quite critical of any arguments that try to justify an ebook priced close to or exactly the same as a traditional print version of the same story. Yes, the story is the same, and the editing and formatting work is the same, and it’s entirely fair to want to see that cost recouped, but there is obviously no electronic equivalent to warehousing, shipping, physical printing, material costs of same, bookstore placement, or bookstore returns (an inexplicable practice unique to publishing and brick and mortar bookstores), and it irritates me to see those fundamental differences between the two mediums hand-waved away as “inconsequential to final cost.” They aren’t, and people aren’t stupid.
So, given that, you should understand that I was reasonably happy to see that the ebook and print prices for Hidden Things weren’t similar — the former being a third less than the later. Looking at it from a reader’s point of view, it seemed consistent with today’s market.
But I still would have liked to see the ebook price a bit lower, and it’s possible I might have made a few comments to my agent to that effect. I’m always going to be the guy that misses the days when I could pick up a copy of I, Robot for $1.25.
Understand, this isn’t about ‘moving product’ — it’s about reaching people. I don’t want to destroy the romantic illusion of the self-employed author, but the fact is I have a day job that pays the bills. I’m not excited about the idea that Hidden Things might make money (though I certainly want my wonderful agent and editors to get paid); I’m excited because very soon a lot of the English-speaking world will be able to read a story I wrote, and I think they might like it. People like to go round and round about whether someone is a ‘writer’ or an ‘author’ and what those words mean in ‘the industry’; bottom line, I guess I’m just a storyteller, and if I see a way to tell a story to more people, I want to try it.
Anyway: last week, Harper Voyager let my agent know that they’d decided to lower the price on the ebook of Hidden Things by two dollars (down to 7.99 from 9.99 — very close to half the price of the print edition). Today, that change took effect on all the sites where you can pre-order the book, and I am very, very happy.
Even better, all the awesome people who had already pre-ordered the ebook will automatically get the new, lower price as well, which makes me feel fantastic — as if we’ve been able to hand each of those great, supportive people a couple dollars.
So: if you’re one of those people, here’s that two bucks I owe you, and if you’ve been on the fence about a pre-order, maybe this will help.
Tweets for the week of 2012-07-15
- "Hungry? There's an App(le) for that!" My Drunk Kitchen: American Strudel: http://t.co/zPg61Fxr #
- "If you take Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere, US it up a bit, and throw in some PI Noir, you're not too far away from Hidden… https://t.co/CvN9ZQhI #
- Pretty much what I imagine every time @daphneun suggests a costume I should pack for ComicCon. http://t.co/eoofot5G #
- I don't intended to tweet every Hidden Things review, but their comments on the female characters really made me happy. http://t.co/dozFlh1Y #
- (I don't intended to maek tpyos all the time, either, and yet…) #
- XKCD's new site: What If? So very, very good. http://t.co/hwGiqbfd #
- Hidden Things goes international! Congrats to Elyssa, up in Ontario, Canada, for winning an ARC via Goodreads. #
- Maybe next time I don't set a book giveaway deadline for the same day I leave for ComicCon… #
- Begs the question: professional what? Let's have a poll! http://t.co/YIJjm86P #
- Ho. Lee. Crap. (@DaphneUn is leafing through the Comic Con book.) http://t.co/drmeURix #
- #comiccon attendees: MAY I RECOMMEND… http://t.co/bGcaECR3 #
- I thought the online #comiccon schedule app was terrible for only its interface. Then I realized it doesn't include THE MASQUERADE. #fail #
- Without the Masquerade on the online schedule, we ended up with a ten-person dinner reservation at the same time. Awesome. #dammit #
- Spotted TARDIS bathrobe for sale at #comiccon Insert 'bigger on the inside' joke here. #
- Hey #comiccon maybe print badges so that the info your security guys think is is So. Fucking. Critical shows EVEN WHEN THE LANYARD FLIPS. #
- I shouldn't be so hard on the #comiccon folks; they must not know any graphic designers. #
- As I said in a recent interview (which isn't out yet), the Hunger Games trilogy isn't so much "Katniss's Story" as it… https://t.co/JLKYci6B #
- RT @DaphneUn: That's my boy! “@JaneEspenson: Tiny Wash curses sudden but inevitable betrayal. http://t.co/CnfZHO7m” #
- Hey Twitter: I'm looking for comics for Kaylee in the same vein as Princeless. Any suggestions? #
- So, @JaneEspenson tweeted a picture of my kid, dressed as Wash, playing with toy dinosaurs. Pretty sure that's some kind of #comiccon bingo. #
- For those asking about the Firefly panel: Didn't get in. Only showed up 4.5 hours early, which is #sdcc speak for "8 hours late." #
- Stopped for evening noms at Broken Yolk Cafe, headquarters for the #hubatcomiccon #ponieseverywhere #
- Word. RT @ChuckWendig: The only real metric that matters when I'm reading a book is how badly I wish to keep reading when I'm away from it. #
- I've wasted HOURS failing to find friends at #comiccon using texts. @DaphneUn's run of random, lucky encounters is some kind of superpower. #
- Seriously: Friday began with the lovely Jane Espenson, a RANDOM STRANGER handing her a backdoor pass into the Firefly panel… [1/2] #
- [2/2] …a spot in the panel's reserved seating, a half-dozen author encounters in the massive Exhibit Hall, and concluded with AMBER BENSON. #
- Every day, we walk out of #comiccon and past a gigantic, outdoor barbecue (with DJ)… sponsored by the History Channel. #rollsanitycheck #
Tweets for the week of 2012-07-08
- Publishers Weekly Fiction Review: Hidden Things by Doyce Testerman. http://t.co/1rLicgPM via @publisherswkly #
- Like microfiction? Like winning stuff? Check out the Hidden Things Microfiction contest. http://t.co/D7aYm8qv #
- Last day of the Hidden Things microfiction contest at http://t.co/D7aYm8qv Write weird stuff on twitter, win an ARC! #hiddenthings #
- The next #hiddenthings giveaway will be for graphically-gifted folks, with prizes including ARCs and assorted #SDCC swag. #
- Publishers Weekly reviews Hidden Things. "A satisfying blend of noir and magic." http://t.co/1rLicgPM #
- Sean has started using product in his hair. *Food* products, but whatever. #
- RT @HCCLibraryLove @LibraryJournal Books for Dudes column features @doycet's HIDDEN THINGS & lists all things Bradbury http://t.co/Dwvcrcd0 #
- We stand on the lawn at just-past-nightfall, watching the Firewords show. All our finest thoughts blazing across the sky. #myfavoriteholiday #
- One of the finest comedic minds of my generation. Louis C.K. – Give It A Second: http://t.co/YYnjnUHa #
- Congrats to @theoriginaledi, who won an ARC of Hidden Things by crushing the competition in the "weird microfiction" contest! in reply to theoriginaledi #
- If you're a writer going to San Diego ComicCon to catch panels on the craft/business, well, forewarned is forearmed: http://t.co/neDfsmWT #
- I must say, Twitter, you are being quite charming and funny this morning. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?!? #
- Third day of achy, full-body cruddiness. I must be sleeping really poorly, because I'm not sick. I'm NOT. Shut up. #
Contest Winner! Reviews! ComicCon Super-Special Wordfinder Puzzle EXTREME!
(Warning: I’ve got a bunch of use-em-or-lose-em exclamation points I needed to get up on the blog before they go stale. Seriously: leave them out too long and they start smelling like banana peels.)
Contest Winner!
Three cheers (and an ARC of Hidden Things) to The Original Edi for her submission to last week’s microfiction contest. In addition to the book, I’m also granting Edi the title “Biggest Fan I Have Who Hasn’t Actually Read the Book Yet” – a coveted rank of nobility she will be inheriting directly from parents, who no longer qualify.
(Related: Waiting for your non-genre-reading family members to finish your book? Nerve-wracking.)
Reviews (and Mentions)!
There’s a lot of these floating around, considering the actual book’s not out yet.
Publishers Weekly started off with a pretty nice one, calling Hidden Things “a satisfying blend of noir and magic”, which makes it sound like a story that should be served in a highball glass. I approve.
Douglas Lord, who writes the always-fun Books for Dudes column for Library Journal, already gave Hidden Things some love at Book Expo America. I would have been entirely happy with that, but in his most recent round of reviews he had even more to say: “Calliope Jenkins is kind of an asskicker. Independent and sexy (not in a girly way), she’s a private investigator in the VI Warshawsky mold.”
And winning the award for Sentences I Never Thought I’d Write: MTV has some great things to say about the ComicCon panel I’m going to be on next weekend with John Scalzi.
I… don’t even know how to parse all the Surreal and Awesome contained in that one line.
Speaking of ComicCon!
I really really really want to give away at least one if not several ARCs at ComicCon, but I’ve kind of got stuck on the “how”, because I don’t have time to judge anything, but at the same time I don’t want to just hand one out to the first guy who walks up and says “Hey. Gimme a book.”
So, in honor of a dear friend I don’t see nearly enough right now, We Shall Have a Puzzle!
Once upon a time, just for fun, I designed a title page for Hidden Things, inspired by a scene in the book. For reasons that remain an utter mystery, Harper actually decided to use it, which made me really happy. Here’s my version, which is not as awesome as the version in the final print:
There are 23 words in this puzzle that relate to the story.
Click on the image to get the big version and print it. Find them all. Circle them all. As one does. Five of the words have already been revealed, so, really, I’ve done like… half the work for you. (Shut up.)
Be the first person at ComicCon to present the completed version to me, and I will hand you an ARC and a pile of respect, because half the time I can’t find them all.
If you find 23 words, but it’s not the official 23 words (or if you find way more than 23), that will also count, especially if the unexpected words are cool.
But How Do I Find You At ComicCon?
Oh, right! Here’s the official times and places for my ComicCon Stuff:
- Sunday the 15th, 10-11am — Stunted Fools, Scary-Ass Clowns, Enlightened Orangutans, and Other Devilish Charmers: Humor in Science Fiction and Fantasy panel, Room 25ABC. If you can’t snag me there, all the authors on the panel will immediately be heading to…
- 11:30 to 12:30 — Signing Session in the Sails Pavilion autographing area, alongside everyone from the Stunted Fools panel.
- 12:30 to 1:30 — Yet more signings, this time at the HarperCollins Booth (#1016).
Also, I’ve been informed that Friday I’ll be somewhat easy to identify, as I’ll be the guy dressed up as Jayne, wandering the Con with Kate (Kaylee Frye) and Sean (Wash), and you for damn sure will see me at some panels, acting like the squealing fanboy I am.
Is that it? I think it is.
… crap, I still have exclamation points left over.


