Updates for the week of 2010-06-20

Sodding allergies. Stupid 5am. http://bit.ly/cnJAGW #
Rollerderby? (http://j.mp/96hcHA) – @daphneun's been pining for a roller derby date night… #
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. " http://flic.kr/p/8abmnu #
Yep, @chuckwendig speaks sooth again. The emotional core of your story: http://is.gd/cOUh0 #
Adrift: “Daddy, I wanna do laser.”
I sniffed, hard, rubbing at my nose before stabbing the ‘pulse’ plunger on the … http://bit.ly/bVZ6wa #
Would very much like to see this. Now, please. http://is.gd/cPmQC #
If you watch only one intelligent, informative youtube video today, make it: http://is.gd/cQiWa #netneutrality #
RT @ChuckWendig: The Oatmeal would like to school you on the Ins and Outs of irony. http://bit.ly/ahCVqs – Key takeaway: don't debate irony. #
RT @ChuckWendig: I grow weary of games that spam. "So-and-so is playing Dragon Age… Or is he?" — Who cares? Don't auto-tweet. #
"If you don’t like someone, and they don’t like you, that’s not a problem. That’s a mutual understanding." http://is.gd/cRwAu #
"Gaming is girls who know that the best way to a man’s heart is with a melee attack. I love gaming." http://bit.ly/dh2wP4 #
Just wrapped up a resume cover letter with: "In short, I am the best [profession] you will ever meet." #softsell #humility #
Wow. @DaphneUn is so excited about going to see the A-Team movie, she's singing the theme song… Of Magnum P.I. #what #mustbelove #
She's already said it to me. Twice. RT @DaphneUn: New favorite response to "what are you doing?": "Trying to fly the tank." #ATeamRULEZ #
My daughter is informing people that, for Father's Day, I would like to go to Chuck E. Cheese. #mybabyliedonme #
Man, it's so great to scroll back through Twitter and hit updates I already read from only five hours ago. #notreally #allergiessuck #
Adrift: We’re able seal both hatches leading into this service area and catch our breath. The Voice can’t pop a ma… http://bit.ly/9RtFVe #
As I'm unwilling to lose contact with Facebook people, spent/destroyed the morning creating a FB echo chamber account. Now? Actual work. #
Okay, I kinda want one of these Fishy Farm self-contained units. http://is.gd/cUpCi #
Getting my ass kicked my Skullcrusher Mountain on Lego Rock Band. Curse you, @jonathancoulton! #
RT @cmpriest: A lesson: What looks perfectly innocent in a cam phone window becomes daytime hooker offering nickle nooners on Twitpic. #
You know… Twitter is about 60 to 80 percent static when you're reading it on a links-unfriendly platform. We're not TALKING. #
"Thinking you'll only be happy when you win is the surest way of never being happy." http://bit.ly/cgioza (I just lost The Game.) #
Just started this week's Who and, watching the 'previously on' I feel I must reiterate DO NOT MOUNT THE RING IN THE TARDIS CONSOLE, RORY. #