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The local (24-screen) theatre isn’t showing Coraline? Are you fucking kidding me, AMC?
Update: They’re only showing the 3-D version, which is annoying, as I think of that as a kind of visual cotton candy that tends to distract from… you know… THE MOVIE.
Seriously, when have you ever been in the middle of watching a good movie and thought, “I wish this were in 3-D. That would make it better.” Never, that’s when.