A funny thing happened at the Intergalactic Non-Sentient Bazaar and Trade Show…

one word

“It’s not my fault!”

“You are the one that brought that frog into the –“
“Please! I didn’t know… I couldn’t possibly know those two species were mortal enemies — they aren’t even from the same continent!”
“Regardless, the bill for damages remains and you, sir, are the only responsible party still standing.”