Tweets for the week of 2011-02-13

  • Least I Could Do: 2011-02-06 (http://j.mp/fXR0xQ) – #nopants #
  • Four Years Later: A Newbie’s Return to EVE Online (http://j.mp/hbqlar) – Another project that's been going on the last few weeks. #
  • Dayjob vending machine has 5-hour energy shots in one of the candy slots. #handy #awesome #scary #
  • Listening to Back to Work #1 "When are you ever going to get enough of Exactly How You Need It to Be to finally make something?" #
  • Comic: Gawk-Blocking (http://j.mp/i3iBMu) – This one's shared for Kate. #
  • Last time I was at this dayjob (short contract) someone kept taking down the Obama pix I had in my cube. Now (new team), I get compliments. #
  • (The pix in question: http://bit.ly/gL6vGM) #
  • Guys, I've been listening to the Back to Work podcast, and I want to recommend episode #4 Fear and Failing with Style. http://bit.ly/gCRsCa #
  • That… was a hell of a birthday dinner, if I do say so myself. #
  • http://twitpic.com/3z8fkk #

Tweets for the week of 2011-02-06

  • Circles (http://j.mp/hxlVaN) – Cool. #
  • Seriously, how do babies take a 100% liquid diet and turn it into chunky diaper peanut butter? #darkmagicks #zeropointenergy #
  • Ahh, Infant Hiccups, my old enemy. Back again, after so many years, and back with a vengeance. #
  • RT @neilhimself: Was about to retweet the #worstneilgaimanpickuplines but there are so many amazingly awful ones. click the hashtag to see. #
  • Hey, world? Got a newborn and a newly-diabetic pet to deal with — you could stop adding shit to my to-do pile ANY time now #
  • This evening, @daphneun asked me when I finally got to the point where I didn't go in and check that my child was still breathing all right. #
  • … It's adorable that she thinks that condition ever ends. #
  • Stuck Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell under end of BabyBeau's mattress to combat post-feeding hiccups/spit-ups. #onethingbooksbeatereadersat #
  • Chalk the book-to-elevate-mattress up under victorious #parenthacks by the way — worked like a charm. #
  • Hey: all the breastfeeding experts out there, frothing about how a pacifier/bottle will ruin my kid for boobs? Sean says you're a poopyhead. #
  • I mean, first of all, this is *my* kid: he knows what to do when someone shoves a boob in his face. #
  • Second, he's 8 days old and knows exactly one thing about eating: "Yes." Little man'll try to get milk from my THUMB if it strays too close. #
  • For those asking, we reference exactly 2 baby books. Be Prepared (sadly OOP) and The Baby Whisperer Solves All Your Problems (paper&ebook). #
  • When I was single-dadding it with Trixie, those two books saved my sanity. Repeatedly. #
  • Snowdecahedron (http://j.mp/hy1yhH) – It's D12 Degrees out! #
  • RT @realjohngreen: @NASA should really watch @hankgreen's amazing defense of space exploration and increasing awesome: http://dft.ba/-JWST #
  • Beauregard Mozark Implausible-Unfeasible has declared that the rule for today is #nopants #
  • Nerdy Girl love anthem http://j.mp/h3H5v0 – <3 #
  • Instant karma for failed head-kicker (http://j.mp/eIgHlt) – I could watch this all day. #
  • I'm not having it every day of course, but this morning having one of those 5-hour energy shots available this morning was… very good. #
  • Our DVR, 68% full and 100% comprised of unwatched episodes, has died. #rip #
  • Using a Google Docs spreadsheet to track All Things Baby is nerdy, but damn it's useful. Bonus: accessible from every mobile device we have. #
  • Momma left me alone with Daddy… what does "punk rock" mean? http://flic.kr/p/9fRcpM #
  • This has been my last week. (http://j.mp/fwB5pY) – It's tremorriffic! #

Tweets for the week of 2011-01-30

  • Off to l'hospital with the essentials: laptop(s), Buffy Seasons 1 & 2, @ChuckWendig's Irregular Creatures on the Kindle. Oh, and @DaphneUn. #
  • The paper towel dispenser in @daphneun's room randomly runs. Dispenses. Whatever. @maureenjohnson's Icegor has a cousin: Towelgor. #
  • The odds of cancellation just spiked. RT @DrewBenTaylor: Q: how good is #beinghuman on @Syfy? A: Very #
  • Hospital wants me to itemize all the electronics we brought with us. So that's the rest of the night. #
  • No baby news. Buffy totally stopped the Harvest, though, so there's that. #
  • Update: @DaphneUn is sleeping. Has labor started? Eh. Babyuns heartbeat floats out of the room's overhead speakers like awesome white noise. #
  • In semi-related news, I have had the chorus from @jonathancoulton's 'Betty and Me' going through my head ALL night. #
  • When I say @daphneun is sleeping, please understand that I mean hospital-interruption-sleeping, which != sleeping. Watching more Buffy now. #
  • The Buffy episode "Teacher's Pet" raises several philosophical questions. Such as: "How did the show make it to Season Two?" #lowpoints #
  • Heading home for a few minutes to give Dizzy her shot. @daphneun's starting the next round of baby eviction notices. #
  • Also: anyone who feels like making sadface at the word 'induction' should STFU now. This is not the time to contribute to the conversation. #
  • (Besides, anyone who knows me and @daphneun knows that any kid of ours is a kid that'll need to be forcibly kicked out of a comfy bed.) #
  • Lots of doctor visits today, so far. @DaphneUn has a Darth Vader mask on now. So hot. I mean she says it's hot. I don't have a Vader fetish. #
  • RT @shitmydadsays: Aliens exist, I just don't think they came millions of light years to see earth. Like driving 1000 miles to go to Arby's. #
  • No major babyun updates. Averages would indicate another 7ish hours to go. @DaphneUn it obviously above average… whatever that may mean. #
  • Ladies and gentlefolk: Babyun. http://twitpic.com/3tdnhw #
  • And he was early due to a surprise c-section. Everyone is great. #
  • Those of you asking: bebe's official nomme d'internet will be bestowed by @maureenjohnson once her custom ornithopter sets down. #
  • Kaylee: Can I feed Sean? Me: Well, he's still figuring out eating. He doesn't even know what his tongue is for. K: WHAT? It's for ICE CREAM. #
  • Kaylee: "I like our family. It was already awesome, and now it is even more awesome." #thingskayleesays #thekidsareallright #
  • RT @theknittingnerd: @doycet @DaphneUn It looks like KT Literary has a new… :) http://twitpic.com/3tkprx #
  • Kaylee and Sean Douglas. "Our family is getting even more awesome." http://flic.kr/p/9dn6N3 #
  • Playing 'Moving Castle' with Kaylee. She's driving it around to pick up tea and cupcakes. And fairies. #
  • So @daphneun was sure that right when the bearcub arrived, I'd get a new day job, just b/c that would be least convenient. She was right. #
  • As an upside, I seem to get a lot more writing done when I don't have as much time to write, so it's a plus for finishing up projects. #
  • Egypt Leaves the Internet (http://j.mp/hCnc7c) – This is crazy. #
  • MMOs: Ditto. RT @gapingvoid: The trouble with writing about business is that it's actually pretty fucking boring most of the time. #shh #
  • Allllmost ready to head home with the new man of the house. #
  • "I think Sean went from Cute to Adorable today. He leveled up!" #thingskayleesays #
  • And yeah, I know I've been quiet the last couple days. That's the peace and serenity of exhaustion. #
  • "The Bearcub, coming home." My current favorite overdose of cuteness. http://flic.kr/p/9e4tAr #
  • I and @daphneun have decided Sean bears the closest resemblance to… Winston Churchill. #
  • "We shall fight on the changing tables, we shall fight in the cribs and in the bassinets; we shall never surrender!" #
  • Working on the E.A.S.Y. routine from the Baby Whisperer – very successful thing with Kaylee. First dream-feed in about an hour. Then we see. #
  • A bit of re-reading today; half-remembered baby stuff that needed refreshing. Crossing fingers for Kaylee-grade nighttime awesomeness. #

Tweets for the week of 2011-01-23

  • My daughter's first GM Screen. http://twitpic.com/3qn4lv #
  • Minecraft Jacks An 8-Bit Pick-Ax Into Your Brain (http://j.mp/eKvJ1c) – I'm terrified of Minecraft; terrified of the siren call… #
  • After our amazing contractors, these carpet guys feel like honeymooning with a cheap hooker after a fabulous wedding with your dreamgirl. #
  • Indication of what Kaylee thinks of the new room: she asked "please please" if she could go to bed early tonight. http://bit.ly/e8Jf7j #
  • Wolves (http://j.mp/f3UHE0) – Heh. #
  • I *was* making a healthy supper. Then it started snowing. My South Dakota genes took over & smothered the whole thing in cream sauce. #
  • And since we're talking South Dakota, "cream sauce" = Campbells cream of mushroom soup. If it keeps snowing, I'll make Velveeta con queso. #
  • My first Daddy Gamer post for Green Dragon Inn: Dude, Stop Calling it 'Wife Aggro': http://bit.ly/eyLade #
  • For you morning people, my first Daddy Gamer post for Green Dragon Inn: Dude, Stop Calling it 'Wife Aggro': http://bit.ly/eyLade #
  • Isn't Google Wave supposed to be offline now? Damn zombie apps, not knowing when to stay dead. #
  • Best part of reading The Wee Free Men to Kaylee? Doing the voices for the Nac Mac Feegle. And the Toad. #
  • RT @dknippling: Twitter makes a great back of the cereal box. #
  • Goddammit Google, quit moving Reader off the links at the top of the GMail page. #
  • If you're someone who actually cares enough about baby updates to ping us nigh-hourly, you're someone WE WILL INFORM if there's news. #relax #
  • (Amazingly, the previous tweet was not directed at @maureenjohnson.) #iknorite #

Tweets for the week of 2011-01-16

  • So… Black Swan. THAT happened. #
  • Mental Demons (http://j.mp/hu6Hg9) – Don't blink! #
  • PC Gamer Awards Lord of the Rings Online “MMO of the Year” (http://j.mp/ffqE0u) – /applause #
  • For someone with no blood on her hands, Lady Macbeth is sure doing a lot of scrubbing. http://politi.co/dMh8xs #scottishplay #robstaeger #
  • "Blood Libel" is a trending topic today… something about how Sarah Palin's giving Tina Fey something to do the next time she's on SNL. #
  • Yeah, No (http://j.mp/eeo7lH) – Of all the appalling things Palin has said, this is, alas, merely the most recent. #
  • Painless detangling: "roll" hair instead of brushing it (http://j.mp/fvlh3W) – MUST TRY THIS. #
  • Pictures of "Sherwood" from the body-stop. http://brizzly.com/pic/43U1 #
  • My morning: listening to @jonathancoulton while rereading the Silmarillion, on the elliptical. #

Tweets for the week of 2011-01-09

  • "All that sleeping made me tired." #thingskayleesays #
  • Thinking about Tolkein, Tangled, and women who give up a power to stay w/ their man. Result: sucked into tvtropes.com again. I blame @cyface #
  • Err. Tvtropes.org I mean. Silly me. #
  • My work in progress /appears/ to be missing about 10k words. The most recent 10k, actually. This troubles me. #
  • Son of bitch I hate rewriting stuff I already wrote. Damn it. Fuck. It was good, too. DAMN it. #
  • Getting a song stuck in your head is a little annoying. Getting a sing-a-ma-jig song stuck in your head is a special morning hell. #
  • Castle Ravenloft – The Game (http://j.mp/hpBiVv) – Very interested in this, as my near-future gaming time looks to shrink. #
  • My Favorite Game Console – Dark T-Shirt > Daniel Solis T-shirts (http://j.mp/fAjN1u) – Wishlist. #
  • Aww. 10th Doc David Tennant engaged to Georgia Moffett, (played the Doctor's Daughter and is the daughter of 5th Doc) http://bit.ly/eNl3jN #
  • Wizard101 takes home Reader’s Choice Best MMO of 2010 (http://j.mp/gJOUIK) – Very fun game, which I enjoy both with and without Kaylee. #
  • RT @skagency: E-book versions of the top six books on the USA TODAY bestseller list outsold the print versions last week. http://is.gd/k7Tum #
  • Twitter: You're using an old version of Twitter. Me: Yeah, the new layout sucks. Twitter: Oh. Me: Yeah. Sorry, but… seriously, it sucks. #
  • Last night's rice/chutney/veggie mix seems to have acquired "heat" only thanks a tense hostage exchange involving "taste". #bleh #reheatfail #
  • Random Average: Burning Wheel, in Review http://bit.ly/eWJcgJ #
  • True Grit: a pretty fine movie. #

Tweets for the week of 2011-01-02

  • One too many 'who's that flabby bastard holding my daughter?' pictures yesterday. Off to the gym. #
  • First inspection (rough frame, rough electrical) of Kaylee's new room. Nomming oatmeal to fortify and scribbling down things to ask. #
  • NICE. RT @seananmcguire: Who wrote one of the Onion AV Club's best books of 2010? Was that my evil twin, @miragrant? HOLY CRAP IT WAS. #
  • People, I know I've rung this bell already, but if you haven't read Feed, by Mira Grant, you are missing one of the best books of the year. #
  • Yumpin' yimminy it's dry out. Supposed to get cold today. Hope cold means snow, cuz right now the grass crackles when you walk on it. #
  • Ooh. Johnny Cash download pack available for Rock Band on January 4th… #
  • Spokeo may know more about you than you realize (http://j.mp/gVT8CN) – Yeah. A little disconcerting. #
  • Ahh, tradition. RT @DaphneUn: Some people watch the ball drop. @doycet and I watch Denethor jump off Minas Tirith in flames. #happynewyear #
  • My daughter's marching around the house with a sign taped to the end of a stick that reads "Happy Noo Yar". #

Tweets for the week of 2010-12-26

  • Child abuse down 26% from 1993-2006; child sex abuse down 38%, yet we're more afraid than ever. http://bit.ly/hNDhZY #thanksFOXinthemorning #
  • Are Virtual Worlds Part of the Cause of our Real-world Recessions? http://bit.ly/gvBWAg #
  • Listening to the latest Podgecast. Sweet mercy, the Worst Icebreaker Ever. My eyes are failing me. The pain. The wonderful pain. #
  • Clear skies tonight; very excited to watch the #lunareclipse while @DaphneUn snaps pictures. #
  • How the japanese multiply (http://j.mp/i9TD37) – I finally watched this. My mind = blown. #
  • This was one of our shots from last night. RT @DaphneUn: The moon in Earth's shadow: http://bit.ly/fTBsl9 #
  • One more shot from last night — probably my favorite of all the one's @DaphneUn took: http://bit.ly/e9uVqP #
  • RT @carriepatrick71: People say I'm always wanting what I haven't got. But what else is there to want? #
  • AOL acquires About.me – Holy Kaw! (http://j.mp/hWHXLl) – Well, crap. #
  • Calamities of Nature on the True Meaning of Christmas. (http://j.mp/eUIT59) – Sooth. #
  • *beats head on web server, passes out* #
  • MMO, Social Gaming Up; Console Gaming Down (http://j.mp/i4G5ed) – In other news, water is wet. #
  • Moffat’s Women: Amy Pond (http://j.mp/ho9ZAH) – I enjoy Matt Smith, but Karen Gillan made Season Five for me. #
  • Remember that Secret Santa who wouldn't 'accept' anything on my wish list? They finally approved a suggestion… then bought something else. #
  • Trying to find #lotro gift cards at GameStop stores in town (just checked the 5th). So far, they either don't carry em or can't find them. #
  • My gift wrapping really lends the holiday an authentic feel — the feeling of "a five-year-old wrapped this, after getting into the scotch." #
  • RT @cpat71: Merry Christmas to all you wonderful people who live inside my computer and make me happy. #
  • Finished standard Christmas Eve preparations: watering the lawn and trees to stave off drought conditions. #
  • I have a cunning hat (as does the bear cub): http://twitpic.com/3jkc8a #
  • Twitter seems to be staggering under the weight of people Tweeting "Twas the night before Christmas", line by line. So… you know. STOP IT. #