The main problem with this: Eighty bucks gets kind of spendy when I (clearly) need to buy at least three, in different sizes.
Medieval Knight Hoodie
Check out this cool Medieval Knight Hoodie. With the convenience of a full-zip hoodie, it makes its wearer look like he or she is decked out in plate armor. The spaulders and visor are removable with snaps. The “plates” are reinforced with interfacing.