Tweets for the week of 2012-05-20

Random Average » “Day One, after Day Z” http://t.co/hZe0HvCS #
So this box full of Things came in the mail today, and I'm told I can tell people about them. http://t.co/T9HDxxVA #
Finally starting @ChuckWendig's Blackbirds. Excited! Review to follow. #
Orchids smell exactly like a cavity feels. #
Email this morning informs me that I've been scheduled for mandatory volunteer work next week. Obvious Inigo Montoya Moment is Obvious. #
I thought no one could be worse for a show than Fox. Then NBC replaces @danharmon as #community showrunner. #brittadit #whattheactualfuck #