#NaNoWriMo: A really Mean Trick

Okay folks, short and sweet: here’s a hardcore, kick-you-in-the-junk trick for keeping yourself motivated during Week Two.

1. Buy a NaNoWriMo t-shirt.

Is it not attractive? Order a size big: they shrink.
Is it not attractive? Order a size big: they shrink.

2. Consider the guilt you’ll feel for owning the t-shirt without earning it.
3. Write.

6 Replies to “#NaNoWriMo: A really Mean Trick”

  1. Heh. Clever. Very nice, sir.

    You are a master manipulator. A puppetmaster, callous and cruel.

    You’re no angel, after all.

    — c.

  2. For the record, I wrote this post TWO DAYS ago, before the Wendigian Sainthood had been bestowed.

    I save my mean tricks for when shit gets hard.

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