Updates for the week of 2009-12-13

  • Mount Rainier Considers Its Mental Health (http://j.mp/7D9a4L) – This should have been the geological apocalypse movie John Cusack made. #
  • Spent the day hiding from the snow, both movies and computer playing soft procrastination music. #
  • Also: watched LotR on tv today, instead of the Director's cuts I have on the shelf. Why do people do that? Far more importantly, why do I? #
  • My child is tryimg to out-stubborn me. She has apparently never met me. #
  • If you'd like to request that Scrivener be made for windows, the link's here: http://bit.ly/8rtola
    (via @rdonoghue) — pleasepleaseplease in reply to rdonoghue #
  • You know what's a hard word to type out? Description. Stupid 'r'. #
  • So, the McGuffin in Avatar is "unobtanium". It's like they wrote the 'plot' with [detail here] brackets and never filled them in. #
  • Thanks to everyone for the RTs on today's post. The whole topic still feels kind of mushy (ha!) in my brain, so I'm glad it's semi-lucid. #
  • The "I want a candy bar" part of my brain is staging an ill-conceived coup against the "nuh-uh, it's #!^&ing cold out" regime. And losing. #
  • Adrift: A voice shouts ‘ENOUGH’, blasting through comms loud enough to be heard over the can.. http://bit.ly/88BPAd #
  • RT @ChuckWendig: Quit While You're Behind: Why You Shouldn't Be A Writer. http://tinyurl.com/yj6up2f #
  • Google Chrome finally breaks out some 'official' extensions. Excellent. Helloooo ChromeBird twitter app. #
  • Adrift: In the silence, the new voice continues: “Captain Delain. Welcome. I received your message.. http://bit.ly/4yfNv4 #
  • My daughter is really concerned she doesn't know what she wants for Christmas. I have tried suggesting things; this agitates her. #
  • write write write bitch about cold write write write coldbitch write write writerglow coldbitch writerbitch coldglow go get daughter YAY #
  • Copenhagen climate summit: 1,200 limos, 140 private planes and caviar wedges: http://is.gd/5gQWp — Ur doin it rong. #
  • "…what a drag and a burden it is to sweat your 'personal brand' in the pursuit of a better-fitting mask." – http://is.gd/5gR1J #
  • Let's count this as my post today: More on Descriptions: the When and Why http://bit.ly/7u4ED3 #
  • RT: @glecharles: "Dear book industry, I'm sorry to tell you this, but your ebooks really aren't worth $25." @jmcquivey http://bit.ly/6Ohz9f #
  • RT @rdonoghue Simon & Schuster and Hachette – doing their part to guarantee ebook piracy becomes the norm. http://tinyurl.com/y9jl3b2 #
  • And yes, I know that's the second RT I've done about the same topic, but I'm too angry to tweet – even post – anything cogent about it. #
  • You know what? The fact that @ebertchicago is rocking the FUCK out of twitter fills me with joy. I look forward to the rest of my life. #
  • Adrift: It intercepted the comms I sent Kaetlyn – thinks it was the intended recipient. It wants to know.. http://bit.ly/4ZwBd3 #
  • Adrift, Episode 10 (podcast) http://bit.ly/5NFxO7
    – in which there is little bit of kissing. #
  • How cold is it in Denver? So cold it breaks the laws of thermodynamics. http://brizzly.com/pic/O43 (Thanks, Mark.) #
  • At the child's Christmas Show, waiting for the Jingle Bells to be rawked. #
  • Amazon Disc+ On Demand: Buy a DVD, Stream it Immediately (http://j.mp/6fivbW) – Here's an idea: do the same thing with books. #
  • Rt @lumpleygames Bad movie writing: "He taught me everything I know … and then some."
    Wait, he did what now? #
  • RT @MuppetsStudio: Watch "The Muppets: Ringing of the Bells" http://bit.ly/5SHbl0
    @youtube #muppets (@agentshana has excellent taste) #
  • RT @paulandstorm: [P] @Molly23 & @TheDoifter's uke-based adorableness + @jonathancoulton's lyric-retention skills = http://bit.ly/4Yy90N #
  • Adrift: I explain I meant it for my daughter, who is here. Somewhere. Voice tells me no DNA-descendants .. http://bit.ly/8VbvhC #
  • Random Average: Big Problems, Little Solutions: E-book Publishing Ideas Stolen from Gamers http://bit.ly/4Yyk0Q #
  • I feel I should play MtG at some point. Would this provide enough stuff to play real games with people? http://bit.ly/5pjh4v #
  • #agentappreciation Thanks to @agentshana for putting up with me, and @daphneun for telling me how to be easier to put up with. #
  • 2009-12-12: Sinfest – The Meaning of Christmas Trees (http://j.mp/6u1pNQ) – G'head, look it up. #
  • Homebrew, $300 book-scanner (http://j.mp/74CSSL) – In case anyone thought I was making up how easy it is to scan a book. #

Big Problems, Little Solutions: E-book Publishing Ideas Stolen from Gamers

Yesterday’s post generated a lot of interest. And emotion, yes, but mostly interest. If I can be allowed to revisit that post for a second, I’d like to sum the whole thing up like so:

Ignore questions of infrastructure and the costs of ebook file development; those things are tangential to the current issue. What Simon & Schuster, Hachette, and HarperCollins are doing by delaying release of ebooks has nothing to do with those issues. It is about money. Period. It’s either about pushing readers toward the purchase of hardbacks, like the good old days, or it’s about the shoving match going on between Amazon and the Big Six over the price of ebooks. Either way, it’s about money.

However, the tunnel-vision focus from the Big Six on that single issue means that they are missing something critical: by delaying the release of official ebooks, they are creating an environment in which ebook piracy (thus far, a negligible issue) can and will thrive. This will hurt them, and I believe they will transfer that pain – which they caused themselves – to their authors.

This makes me angry.

This.
This.

There. That’s all of yesterday TLDR post, in three paragraphs. You’re welcome.

Now then.

Generally, I try to avoid pointing out a problem without proposing some possible solutions. Doing otherwise is what the kids these days refer to as a “dick move”.

So:

What could the Big Six do, with regard to the release of ebooks, that would be better than the idea they’re currently going with?

As I said yesterday:

Some folks asked me yesterday what I thought of James McQuivey’s idea to delay the ebook-as-a-separate-thing by four months, but also give it away as a free thing with every purchase of a hardback edition. I think it’s a great idea. I thought it was a great idea when I suggested it to my agent about six months ago on Twitter. However, I won’t take credit for it – the indie gaming industry has been doing that for years; as a smaller, more nimble publishing organism, it has already felt and adapted to the changes of the digital age, and could teach the ‘real’ publishing world a thing or two about what works and what doesn’t.

I told Joanna Penn in an interview last year that the tabletop role-playing gaming industry started out by trying to model the methods of traditional publishing, found out the hard way that that really didn’t work for them (in the long run, it’s not working for big publishers either, but they’re BIG, so they didn’t notice as soon), and had to find new solutions.  They were the first to adopt electronic publishing, shame-free POD printing, electronic-only publishing, podcasting-modules, mixed media releases, and every other experimental method anyone could think of, good or bad. That’s fine: they’re small, and experimenting is something  small groups of people can DO that big groups can’t.

But what that means is that they’ve come up with some things that consistently seem to work, which, to a greater or lesser degree, might translate into solutions for Big Publishing that would please even the greedy bastards longing for the golden profits of yesteryear.  I don’t have much time, so let’s get right to it.

Package the ebook with the hardback as a value-add

This works. More to the point it IS WORKING. Not just in gaming, but on Amazon, with the Kindle. For gaming examples, go to indie press revolution and take a look at the options for games like Penny for My ThoughtsSpirit of the Century, or Mouse Guard.  I’m not going to discuss this further; this is the granddaddy of ‘new’ ideas, and dead-fucking-simple to implement.

Subscriptions

Whazza? Subscriptions?

Eleven million WoW players tells me that this is a sales method that can work.

Take a look at Paizo.com. They have a brilliant kind of deal set up for all their games and plain-old books: set up a subscription to one of their channels (like Planet Stories, which is your classic pulp “planetary romance” stuff). It costs you X dollars a year or whatever. Every month, you get an email about the new releases within that “channel”, on ebook. NEW releases. If you decide to buy, you get 30% off the unwashed-masses price. (Edit: Or hey, you get it on day-of-hardback-release. Even better: Both.)

Or, how about the Big Dog of gaming, Wizards of the CoastWotC has done some stupid stuff with regard to PDFs of their products in the past, but DnD Insider is smart. Pay for a monthly subscription to the service, and you a couple magazines every month with articles and useful stuff, written by the names you’re already fans of, some cool apps, and ‘free’ access to every one of their current books, as searchable PDFs.  I’m not a member, but I gather that members also get access to ‘preview’ copies of upcoming books, months before they’re released, which generates stir and interest and maybe a few advance reviews posted on —

Oh, you know what that sounds like in publishing? Advance Reader Copies (ARCs).

Yeah: “Sign up for our monthly subscription, and get digital ARCs of our upcoming titles, and a discount on the REAL digital copy when it’s released.” What book nerd wouldn’t jump at the chance?

The Ransom Model

There are a couple game designers who do stuff like this, notably Greg Stolze and Daniel Solis. There are a couple different ways it gets implemented. With Stolze’s Reign supplements, if Greg collects enough money from contributors (the “threshold pledge”) he releases the ebook as a free download for anyone and everyone.  An easy tweak for this in Big Publishing works like this: “If we get enough preorders for the ebook, we’ll release it the same day as the hardback comes out. If not, you have to wait.” I like this, because it lets consumers tell publishers what they want — a ransom model works pretty well as a market study — the consumer has power, and if they don’t exercise it, the publisher feels justified in delaying release.

I can’t help but note that this is a pretty workable thing for indie authors. (If you don’t want to take preorder money for something you might not end up doing, run it like a publish-athon and just take pledges — it’s still a good a way to gauge interest.)

You can also reward the ransom-preorder people in lots of fun ways. A thank-you list on the website or inside the book, mentioning people who helped make that version of the book happen when it did. A unique cover for the advance-order people. Hell, I dunno – what else would be cool?


That’s stuff off the top of my head, stolen from people who are making it work in gaming (and thanks to Chris Weeda for the suggestion).

The important take-away is this: ideas and implementations vary, but they all have one thing in common: they require embracing e-publishing, not holding it at arm’s length like a used condom you found in the spare sheets for your hotel room.

Embracing it. That’s the first thing publishers need to do. That’s the first step.

Right now? I’m not seeing it.

And that’s not a problem anyone but the publishers themselves can fix.

Updates for the week of 2009-12-06

  • Me and @daphneun are bad at math. For instance: 6(am) + 10 (minute snooze) = OMFG IS THAT THE TIME?!? #
  • http://twitpic.com/rgace – Annnnnnd… Fog. #
  • RT @exedore6 RT @MotG: Dear Diaspora publishers. Please, please, please publish a PDF. I want very much to throw (more) money at you. #
  • Pretty tired of being in the car. And fast food. Four hours to go. #
  • 50123k. 3k today. (+20k in #nanowrimo essays) Half hr from home. @daphneun drove more today than she EVER has in 1 stretch, to let me write. #
  • Mom, via text: "Dad said today: 'Doyce can really write, isn't it something?!'" #stupidgrin #
  • Guys, @ChuckWendig does the ideal "last day of Nanowrimo" post here: http://tinyurl.com/ybm7w9a #terribleminds #nanowrimo — Go. Read. #
  • Screw Key Key Ring Screwdriver http://tinyurl.com/op9ala – dunno if I should order these for stocking stuffers or ME ME ME. #
  • What the hell is Cyber Monday? Explain it with small words, cuz I'm an MMO player and that phrase means something VERY DIFFERENT to me. #
  • Okay, so Cyber Monday is like… pretty much every day for me. Good to know. #
  • Surprised kitten is surprised (http://j.mp/8Huaas) – I'm not a cat person, but… #
  • pirate ninja carebear http://flic.kr/p/7jAphs #
  • I have just started playing with, and am really loving, Brizzly: http://bit.ly/4AUdlh #
  • Adrift: Correction: the main question is actually ‘Are we about to die?’ Signs (by which I m.. http://bit.ly/4Dwj6L #
  • RT @ChuckWendig: @wordwill writes a perfect haiku: "The smell of fall leaves / has me dreading the day that / the smell of fall leaves." #
  • RT @BarelyKnit: Something for everyone, indeed. It's Hill Billie Jean! http://bit.ly/3uuJx #
  • Writers, listen: @ChuckWendig dishes on "Crap Habits Of A Highly Ineffective Professional Writer." Dig it. http://tinyurl.com/ylnrdat #
  • Crap, I didn't get today's podcast recorded this weekend, due to the not-being-here-ness. That's going to make things interesting. #
  • It's amazing how much more time I have to work on my writing now that I'm not doing NaNoWriMo. #
  • Adrift: The turret’s raking the area with what looks like… well, it’s a Particle Proje.. http://bit.ly/6ildBU #
  • Thanks! Recording and posting one tonight. RT @portaldoc: Very, very, very sick. Thanks to @doycet and his "Adrift" podcasts, smiling. #
  • Adrift: Episode 8 (podcast) (http://j.mp/8fN0R1) – Pointing this out, since it dropped super-late. #
  • Twitter-length review of The Road: Very good read. Ending did not /quite/ hit me where I live the way I'd expected. #
  • Icy roads + Roundabouts = Exciting way to meet people. Think I'll stay inside for lunch. #
  • Another loss for gay rights. Fucking depressing. #
  • Really interesting conversation with my optometrist today. Smart guy. #
  • Adrift: At this range, a PPC is almost ridiculously lethal. Likely installed just for intimidation, thou.. http://bit.ly/5aAjh2 #
  • Ahh hahahahaa. @finnras got retweeted by a bunch of 'SEO gurus'. He mentioned a Particle Projection Cannon, and PPC is also "Pay Per Click". #
  • RT @wordwill: Today's soup is cream of shut the fuck up and wait your turn. With wild rice. #
  • I like having a DVR; it lets me ignore shows I 'should' be watching all the time, instead of just a single hour a week. Efficiency! #
  • Today's lunch: the last of @chuckwendig's Stuffed Squash recipe (which I mention simply to link to again: http://is.gd/52Y3B ) #
  • Deep wisdom from @maureenjohnson: Q: @BrisOwnWorld "What is the safe word count a first time novelist should aim for?" A: "Twelve." #
  • My arch-nemeses: It's and Its. *shakes fist* #
  • Off to teach a class. If only I were more comfortable in front of people. #
  • Adrift: We should be dead by now. We aren’t. If I had to guess, I’d say it’s because t.. http://bit.ly/5m7zfK #
  • Started reading "On Writing" again today. From the start, without cherry picking. So damned good. #
  • E-Volution (http://j.mp/4QgJM8) – This, right here, is the future I want to live in. How can I help make it happen? #
  • Adrift: “Not dead” doesn’t mean “out of harm’s way”. The PPC slags p.. http://bit.ly/8vhQ2q #
  • Two long days of dayjob in a row, cutting into my daughter time. Really starting to suck. Need me some hugs. #
  • I've said this before: Enver Gjokaj is the best thing going on Dollhouse. Actually? On Television. The guy is a chameleon doppelganger. #

Updates for the week of 2009-11-29

  • Lots to create today. Words to write and words to read and record with new microphone. All that is very likely the next six hours or so. #
  • New 'Noveller' Allows People To Post Novels They Write During Course Of Their Day | The Onion – http://tinyurl.com/yg7h2kd #
  • Thanks! I liked this one. RT @janetwro Great encouragement. @doycet : #NaNoWriMo: I feel like you need a pep talk. http://bit.ly/6f2Csk/ #
  • The 50 most interesting articles on Wikipedia (http://j.mp/5V0h2c) – Whoa. #
  • Seriously, @daphneun summoned Ninja-action Bowling Jesus tonight. I am in awe. #
  • What's worse: having to go to a starbucks, or the quarter mile hike to reach it, due to all the people parked inside for the day? #
  • (Answer is #1 – it was actually a nice brisk morning for a walk.) #
  • Me: I think you're going to be a great reader. // Daughter (distraught): NO, Daddy; I want to be an ARTIST. (Sad.) But I can't draw cats. #
  • My #nanowrimo post for Thanksgiving Day is … inspired. Just a little. I'm pleased. Now, for actual story-writing. #
  • Muppets singing Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" (http://j.mp/7PocpC) – Brilliant. Watch to the very end. #
  • Adrift: The main question: why’s the station think Deirdre’s the Scourge, which wiped out hu.. http://bit.ly/8okJk4 #
  • Let the Stuffing of '09 begin. http://is.gd/52Y3B #
  • Damn. My house smells like someone set a farmer's market on fire, using maple trees. Yum. #
  • http://twitpic.com/qvey6 – My rearview mirror for the next 10 hours #
  • Rt @davisac1 Dismayed to find, after checking dozens of times, my #NaNoWriMo progress meter does not go up by itself. #
  • Really horrible little episode of "Things You Always Hear Happen in Hotel Rooms But Never Really Happen, Right?" Wow. #
  • I Am The Anti-Thanks, I Am The Spleenful Turkey (http://j.mp/69Z3hK) – Agree on all counts. #
  • Guys, if you missed it before, this: #NaNoWriMo: In Which You are a Turkey-day Ninja http://bit.ly/8Fn1VH/ (Thanks for the RT @ChuckWendig) #
  • HOW TO Make Some Truly Wonderful Sweet Potatoes (http://j.mp/6ZPCDM) – Pretty sure this is my grandmother's recipe, and it's awesome. #
  • #Nanowrimo people, it's still not too late to save yourself this Thanksgiving: http://bit.ly/8Fn1VH/ #
  • Adrift: I ask Deirdre is she’s Scourge. She responds by asking if I’m all right. She’s.. http://bit.ly/8cOst7 #
  • Pictures of National Geographic Photography Contest 2009 (http://j.mp/7IkkpX) – These are just gorgeous. #
  • I'm thankful for — seriously? I'm the luckiest guy alive. I'm thankful for that. #
  • Hey: #followfriday @saucy_dryad – she should have more people reading her; she's funny. #
  • #NaNoWriMo: Cracking the WIP (http://j.mp/4Ovmm1) – Terrible pun, useful advice. #
  • #nanowrimo people: BACK UP YOUR WORK. Doo eeet. Use @dropbox (I do, and love it), or just email to yourself, but make a copy /somewhere/. #
  • Best New Moon review evar. http://is.gd/54UOF #
  • Several hours of writing time turned into emergency lifeguard duty. Hoping my Doc Martens survive the chlorine bath. #
  • Poolside rescue effort means that I have #nopants until Sunday. #
  • Rt @glecharles It's much harder to forgive a typo when there's any indication that a thesaurus was involved. #
  • Terrible nights sleep, drerams filled with drowning kids and missed writing deadlines. #
  • Back in the green on my #nanowrimo word count, thanks to an afternoon in hermit-mode at the hotel. Now: family time! (more writing tonight) #
  • I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets – http://w33.us/7w7 #

Updates for the week of 2009-11-22

  • http://twitpic.com/pmy9j – Why Sundays are awesome. #
  • I'm following too many people to keep up. I love you all, but Twitter makes me sad when I miss so much stuff. Might need to cull a bit. #
  • Sledding highlight: Racing downhill w/Kaylee, flipping ass-over-teakettle, & emerging from the drift to hear: "That. Was. AWESOME." #
  • Why hello, 25k; buy a gal a drink? This ol' thing? I just threw it on. Do you like it? *tosses hair* *winks* #nanowrimo #
  • Outline disadvantage: Difficult to get motivated to 'fill out' scene. Advantage: Hitting daily goals is damn near /leisurely/. #amcruising #
  • For those of you who don't twitter on the weekends, I repeat this: #NaNoWriMo: Rules of Three http://bit.ly/2z5L5h #
  • Adrift: The second voice sounds like the “do you have pie” voice. It’s saying I should be allowed to live and… http://bit.ly/2mibmE #
  • My mother just texted me 'OMG'. She's 14. #
  • Scooby Doo Apocalypse tee (http://j.mp/x2FGd) – Wish list. #
  • Fascinating: last week, the 'story' for my #nanowrimo project was dragging, but the fairytale interludes were easy. Last night? Vice versa. #
  • Cormac McCarthy on The Road – WSJ.com (http://j.mp/1hQDKX) – Amazing interview. Looking forward to finishing the book/seeing the movie. #
  • .@DaphneUn May I suggest clicking on the "What do you think of the retweet feature? Send Feedback!" sidebar link. I use it EVERY. DAY. #
  • For @cyface, RT @wordwill "Putting The Why In Tumblr:" http://bit.ly/2Gx3hY #
  • I'd very much like to go home and write now, please. #
  • I'm happy about at least two things from this year's #nanowrimo: the essays I've written, and the people who enjoyed em and let me know. #
  • Adrift: The machine voices start… bickering. I’m left wondering how it knows about Kaetlyn, and why it thinks D… http://bit.ly/2Zp1Pc #
  • Needed to get a little ahead on #nanowrimo tonight, due to having a game to run tomorrow night. 30032? That'll do, pig; that'll do. #
  • Repeat After Me, Writers: “No Unitaskers” (http://j.mp/3AqPji) – This is NOT one to be missed. #
  • And what's up with Twitter not using URL shorteners on posts anymore? *grumble* #
  • Forgot my headphones. #amwriting (or trying) at Panera, but unable to tune out the relationship-intervention in the next booth over. Lordy. #
  • Found a nook in the back of the store with a couple comfy armchairs and a nice window. This is the best Panera EVER. #
  • Man, if it weren't for my desperate need for echofon for twitter-stuff, and Roboform sometimes, I think I'd use Chrome full time. #
  • Getting ready for the Finale Episode a full season's worth of Primetime Adventures. Show: "Ironwall". Final Episode: "The Storm". Excited. #
  • Adrift: Jon moves over to us, his eyes on the turret. He eases through the scanner arch; even armed to the teeth, h… http://bit.ly/2fGg9b #
  • Do not visit Mentionmap if you have anything else to do today. That said… http://tinyurl.com/ykz5gbt #
  • Oh my. @RowanLarke; "Crack the wip" is my new favorite anything. #
  • Almost no writing yesterday (but great conclusion to the PTA game). Luckily* I was ahead a full day on my wordcount, so I'm fine. #nanowrimo #
  • … now if I could just think of a blog post for today. #
  • For the record, I didn't RT @chuckwendig to pimp my blog post, but because "Writers need more Doyce" makes me giggle like a five year old. #
  • And thanks @linleyd for my blog topic tomorrow. You rock. #
  • Afternoon sleepies. Halp. #
  • Adrift: I try to understand what happened. Jon says I seized when i went through the scanner. Deirdre set off alarms… http://bit.ly/nqxyk #
  • I don't mind thinning hair. I *do* mind that it isn't uniform. F'in hairline looks like Great Clips started using crème brûlée torches. #
  • What's that? RandomName158 is following me? And RandomName148 is also? Must be Friday… #
  • 32k+ on #nanowrimo. 13k+ on #nanowrimo advice posts. Yowza. #
  • Here's a quirky #followfriday: @avery (roger avery) is, as near as I can tell, outlining movie scripts one tweet/scene/day. It's kinda cool. #
  • EFF Tackles Bogus Podcasting Patent – And We Need Your Help (http://j.mp/7uVvXW) – Help out, please. #
  • Rt @Lileks NEWS: On its first day, the Large Hadron Collider has detected a particle smaller than my interest in the Twilight movies. #
  • Dear guy with xmas tree on your car roof; too soon. Toooo soon. (Unless it's artificial, in which case, kudos.) #
  • Know what's fun? Protip: answer is not 'Driving an unfamiliar stick shift at night in two hours of stop and go traffic.' #finallyhome #
  • Adrift: That explains how the system s…: That explains how the system scanned her, but not what th.. http://bit.ly/07bfcVA #
  • Multi-tasking, which means I must still be half-asleep. Awake-me doesn't multi-task because it is a SUCKERS GAME. #
  • RT @theames I don't like you either, sinuses! (I feel your pain. Rather, I feel my own. Ow.) #
  • No writing yet, but a very purchase-y day. And sweaty, which is felt pretty good. #
  • Our take on 2012: best not to over-think it. Actually? Best not to 'think' it, period. #
  • I mean… yeah, I'm still on 2012. I mean. Wow. Wow. *giggles, quite possibly unhinged* #
  • People, I am some kind of Kung-fu Master when it comes to wielding Suspension of Disbelief, but… jesus. I just got my SoD ass whupped. #
  • .@filamena Was… was that the point? Was it an ad campaign? #
  • .@filamena I mean, the only thing 2012 would convince me to buy would impenetrable, apartment-sized hamsterballs, full of food. #
  • Actually, @daphneun just realized the key to surviving worldwide apocalypse, but I'll leave the explanation to her. #
  • 2012 dialog gremlins have got into my #nanowrimo WIP. *wanders off to read something better, like Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus* #
  • K. Done. Hit word count, partly because I was ahead a tiny bit. Dozing off in the chair – I cringe to think of tonight's typos. #nanowrimo #

#NaNoWriMo: Giving back

This post is really not about writing at all. This is about National Novel Writing Month and the Office of Letters and Light non-profit organization that make the thing happen.

Every time I go to nanowrimo.org, I notice that little donation graph over on the side of the front page, and the info underneath that tells me that a little more than 4% of the people signed up for NaNoWriMo have donated.

That would kind of blow my mind, because it’s such an awesome thing and does a lot of good for kids as well as all of the adults, but the really kind of crazy thing is that despite the piddling number of people who have donated, they’ve collected so much money.

Not quite enough to run the office all year ’round, not yet, but close. If they could double what they have right now, they could do some truly neat thing and worthwhile things (if you mouse over each book in the graph, it tells you what they can do if they hit that amount).

SO, here’s the one time I’ll rattle a tin cup for this little party we’re all dancing at.

I think it’s a good organization, I think they do good things, and I think I can afford to donate the amount of money I’ll spend taking my wife to the movies tonight — I get at least that much value out of it every year. At least.

Hell, this year’s efforts have made me a couple friends that aren’t even doing NaNoWriMo, let alone those that are — that’s worth it to me right there.

I dunno. Search the couch cushions, or your wallet, or just your paypal account and toss a couple bucks in the tin, if you think you learned something this year. Small price to pay.

Just think of all the good karma...
And just think of all the good karma...

That’s it. No more prodding.

Get back to work.

Have fun.

Updates for the week of 2009-11-15

  • Pomplamoose covers Mister Sandman – http://bit.ly/eczVA – awesome. #
  • I want to write the way Pomplamoose makes music. Nature Boy – http://bit.ly/pO40n – Damn. #
  • Je suis aqui, komrades. Wie gehts? Pivo, prosim. #
  • A burst of unfollows after my burst of swearing last night last night. Fuck guys, I'm sorry. #
  • NaNoWriMo: Passing the Dreaded Day Seven – http://bit.ly/23lzQp #
  • *Comprehension!* RT @crredwards – Don't understand why motivational-types follow me. Maybe I'm in their Tweetdeck "What Not To Do" column. #
  • Don't untie me. #threewordsaftersex #
  • "Totally tweeting this." #threewordsaftersex #
  • Giving you this one for free, twitter: Colorado Mimosa – 1 part orange juice, 3 parts Blue Moon. Ice cold. So good. #
  • I have MISSED @Othar "Like all prisoners, I'm outfitted with an exploding collar. The fools! My head's the least dangerous part of my body." #
  • Gave lawn its autumn haircut. Laundry is churning. Cabinet pixies are washing dishes. Trixie K's "napping". Time to write. #nanowrimo #
  • After a productive-but-not-writey day, sat down and knocked out one scene that mugged today's word count. Rawr. #amwriting #nanowrimo #
  • Okay. Going to try to get episode 3 of the podcast in the can. Would be nice not to really think about it all this week. #
  • For those of you who don't twitternet on the weekend, this: NaNoWriMo, Dirty Trick #1http://tinyurl.com/yh3c8sf #
  • RT: @ChuckWendig: Advice on writing your first draft: "Close Enough For Horseshoes and Hand Grenades." http://tinyurl.com/yj5oq27 #nanowrimo #
  • Guys, you know @finnras? The space-captain's twitter? @whoisjonathon8 is the twitter of a vampire living through his secret. Check it. #
  • H1N1 Vaccine Fears (http://j.mp/1O7MCa) – "We tend to play best when we play rationally." #
  • Adrift: The station security system isn’t making any sense: The Scourge is a myth; a Church boogeyman. It isn’t … http://bit.ly/4bqWsB #
  • Pure bowling victory tonight & got half a scene written beforehand. (That's right, writing IN A BOWLING ALLEY.) #nanowrimo #nerdcore #
  • Me: Guys, can we move things along? / Characters: We are. / Me: But, the outline… / Characters: Shush. Grown-ups are talking. #nanowrimo #
  • Me: Not fair, *I'm* the writer. / Characters: Whatever lets you sleep. / Me: hate you… / Characters: What? / Me: Nuthin'. #nanowrimo #
  • The words came hard tonight, but they came, every last one of em, and about seven extra. Now, bed. #nanowrimo #amsleeping #
  • Holyfuckingooowwwwwwwwwwww. My back, you guys. Seriously. #
  • Pretty happy with today's #nanowrimo blog post. Less happy with today's actual nanowrimo writing, due to its nonexistingness. #
  • Got a small cushion on the #nanowrimo stuff. And @daphneun is home. AND my protags are somewhere in the vicinity of my outline. Sleep time. #
  • Before sleep, a dirty secret: I was in my 30s before I learned you didn't pronounce anathema "ana-THEME-ah". #ilearnedwordsbyreadingstuff #
  • 15 Things Worth Knowing About Coffee | The Oatmeal (http://j.mp/1Am37x) – I want this thing as a poster. #
  • Sweet, inadvertent Sesame Street PSA for gay marriage (http://j.mp/TCrlQ) – Excellent. #
  • Adrift: Out of the corner of my eye, I can see Jon has a weapon out. Won’t do much good. Behind me, Deirdre’s te… http://bit.ly/1nhKrm #
  • I've 17023 on #NaNoWriMo project, as of last night. Also, 6852 in the daily posts *about* NaNoWriMo, which I had no intention or plan to do. #
  • Stomach: *growl* / Me: I know I skipped lunch, but we can leave early! / Brain: Dude, you have a class to teach tonight. / Me: I hate you. #
  • Tonight's class was the big finale – students each got up and gave talks on their passion – It. was. awesome. So proud right now, you guys. #
  • RT @glecharles #emc2 McQuivey/Forrester: Publishers cannot dictate the reader experience, only enable it. Content must be agile. #
  • RT @glecharles #emc2 McQuivey/Forrester: "Consumer convenience rules all: Discover, Consume, Share, Rate. Content must be agile." #
  • RT @glecharles #emc2 James McQuivey, Forrester: "Digital transition is an economic phenomenon, not a gadget phenomenon or a trend." #
  • Venn diagram tee shows the bittersweet between happy and sad (http://j.mp/2ZTxxf) – Do want. #
  • THIS: "Teaching is knowing enough about something both to like it and to make other people like it." – http://tinyurl.com/y9u4b8l #
  • RT @JD_Rhoades still can't get used to people going on multiple talk shows to complain that their free speech rights are being suppressed. #
  • Blog Post: #NaNoWriMo: It's not, in fact, better to Burn Out – http://tinyurl.com/yjw4t9m #
  • RT @thecreativepenn Video: #NaNoWriMo Day 11: My update and Lessons Learnt http://bit.ly/T0Ots #
  • Neil Gaiman has seen and commented on my little girl's drawing: "Giant Turkey with Neil Gaiman" http://tinyurl.com/yc98rp2. #lifelist #
  • Adrift: Angry Voice says I must stand down or be destroyed to reach the Scourge. A second voice argues. Second voic… http://bit.ly/2WBteo #
  • #Nanawrimo wordcount done Finished scene and read it to Kaylee for bedtime. It did not involve hard vacuum and bursting eyeballs. #
  • Making Great Shit (http://j.mp/mu8jH) – This may be the best article I've read in quite a long time. #
  • Reading @maureenjohnson's excellent Week Two #nanowrimo pep talk email. Chlamydia koalas… now I'm hungry. #
  • Going to try to do #scifichat today, but I have a NaNo post to write… and… you know… a topic to think up. #
  • #scifichat I think alien settings are best with subtle differences that unpack into something more profound the more you consider them. #
  • #scifi I think 'believable' alien settings come back to the 'human' factor: parents loving offspring, for example. #
  • #scifichat I suppose mixing those two elements is what makes the alien 'alien' – the bits of us we recognize, and the bits that feel WRONG. #
  • You know, I have a lot of pictures of people being punched in the junk. Another debut in new #nanowrimo post: http://bit.ly/3lEhAX #
  • Minor thing: I really don't like the Twitter login page, with that dropdown login-box thing. At all. Moving on. #
  • Quote from my daughter: "Daddy, you are the best tall kid in the wide Earth!" #lifelist #Iwin #
  • Quote from my daughter: "Daddy, you are the best tall kid in the whole wide Earth!" #lifelist #Iwin #
  • Hrm. Occurs to me that I may not have a topic for todays #nanowrimo post. Anyone have something they're thinking/worried about? #
  • Every time I switch to the fairytale inside my #nanowrimo story, I wonder if I'm writing the wrong book – these bits are so EASY. #amwriting #