Penny Arcade reveals all my best seduction lines in a single comic

Penny Arcade reveals all my best seduction lines in a single comic.

Penny Arcade – Mount Baker
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Today I learned that +

Today I learned that +Lee Kenyon is a were-pelican.

Fuck You, Pelicans Are Awesome: A Defense Of The NBA’s Best New Team Name
So it looks like the New Orleans Hornets are going to change their name to become the Pelicans. You look around, and there are a bunch of smartasses making fun of this new name. Oh, a pelican, that’s intimidating, they sneer. Well, here’s what’s up. These people don’t know anything about good team names, and they sure as shit don’t know anything about pelicans.