Scott Pilgrim without any Fighting

(Yeah, I know I’m writing about Scott Pilgrim a lot right now — for whatever reason, it’s providing me a lot of thinking fuel, so I’m using it.

Also, it’s helping me deal with some of the requests a publisher sent me for revisions on Hidden Things, which makes the whole Scott Pilgrim oeuvre very precious to me right now.)

“So…” I said to Kate, “here’s an interesting thought; imagine Scott Pilgrim if there were no fighting, and it was just about him trying to make a relationship work with Ramona.”

Kate thought about it for about two seconds and said. “Yeah that would basically be every other Michael Cera movie, ever.”

“That’s not what I mean,” I replied. “Also: that’s totally true, and you’re funny. But that’s not what I mean.”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean look at the movie without the fighting in it at all, but with everything else — with Scott ‘beating’ not Ramona’s literal exes, but just her memories and baggage from those relationships, and how he does that in every case.”

She looked nonplussed. “Give me an example.”

I nodded. “The first time Ramona sees Scott play with the band in front of people; how he looked up on stage and his whole Scott-ness — that boosted him up past the first of her exes — he beat that one. She’s looking at him rock out up on stage and feels like ‘Okay, he’s already better than the first guy I ever kinda dated.'”

“That works,” she said. “You should blog this.”


And since I always do what she tells me*, I did.

We went through the whole list of evil exes and parsed the results of each confrontation as though they weren’t actually fights.

I will tell you about these things now, but there are kind-of spoilers, so if you haven’t seen the movie yet (you should), you may want to stop reading now.

Continue reading “Scott Pilgrim without any Fighting”

Scott Pilgrim, the books and the movie, a mostly spoiler-free mulling-over

((This post is basically just me being unable to get all my thoughts to fit into Twitter-sized posts. Deal.))

We’ve really enjoyed the Scott Pilgrim comics around Casa Testerman, and I was excited (and determined) to see the six-book series to its conclusion prior to seeing the movie. Dave was nice enough to cart the new stuff back home from SDCC (thanks, Dave!) and help me along that OCD/CDO road — I think I squeezed in book 6 between my daughter’s birthday party and The Weddingening on Saturday.

And… I gotta say, it kinda left me cold.

It wasn’t that it didn’t wrap things up. Things were wrapped. No doubt about that.

It’s just…

Okay, you know what it was like? Let me tell you.


Story time…

A couple years ago (actually, five years ago), I wrapped up this really long, bog-standard DnD game. I was a little sick of running that set of rules, to be honest (4+ years with 3.0 and 3.5) and somehow I managed to talk the group into playing Heroquest after that (the RPG, not the old, completely unrelated boardgame). I had a fun set up for the game, which was designed to be a little bit sandboxy and yet sort of a short run — maybe a dozen sessions — a palate cleanser, you might say.

Anyway, the game was pretty darn good. Enjoyable. Really let the players kind of dig in and do some fun stuff.

But we ran into time constraints. Kaylee was on the way (or had just been born — details are fuzzy), and the scheduling for the game had always been a struggle.

So… somewhere near the end, but not AT the end (Session 8: a big bad, but not THE Big Bad, lay in a steaming pile of dead at the heroes feet), we were sitting around the table and trying to schedule when to play next, and it just wasn’t happening.

“Well,” I said, “I guess we could just… not finish it.”
“Yeah…” said the players, “I guess.”
“Want to hear what else was going on?” I asked.
“Sure…” they replied.

So for about 30 minutes, I sat there and told them other stuff that had been going on. As I said, it was a sandbox-style game, so it’s anyone’s guess as to what they might or might not have ended up dealing with if we’d kept playing, but I mentioned it all. Who was behind this. What that was about. What the deal was with that one weird magical thing. Who was sleeping with her. And him. And them. And why. What I figured would probably happen with that one girl. And that other dude.

Et cetera.

It would probably taken about two more proper game sessions to actually get some real closure on the game, and some of the stuff I told them about would never have come up, but rather than make the effort to play two more sessions in their own time, I just mashed it all together into one big infodump that kind of sorta looked like a story, but was really just me making sure I told everyone everything that had been in my head, before some kind of imaginary deadline came and went.


That’s pretty much what I think of Scott Pilgrim #6: an enjoyable but kind of chaotic and hollow info dump, where the creator should have instead taken the time to give proper attention to everything — probably in at least two more books instead of one — without worrying about getting it out before some external deadline (the release of the movie).

I liked it, but I didn’t lesbian it.

Then I went to see the movie. Here’s what I think about the movie.

I think the movie crew took the books and did what the best book-to-movie adaptions do: boiled the whole thing down to the highest level of clarity. It also moved a few things around, taking stuff from the book that had been incidental and making it more important; more useful. It was a kind of surgical operation, making Frankenstein’s monster into a leaner, meaner, prettier creature.

Yeah, it was boiling for clarity and surgery. Surgical cooking. Shut up.

It didn’t do what some of the Harry Potter movies do and try to get as much as possible jammed in. It didn’t go the opposite direction and bring in too little.

Honestly, it helped me understand the books better than I had, and any movie that does that is really pulling off something good.

And the movie itself? So. Much. Fun.

I loved the way they used the imagery from the books. I loved the casting. (I kind of adored what they did with Knives Chau, who was a second-string character in the books and totally a first-string star in the movie.)

I loved the kind of anachronistic, Dark City-esque, timeless style of Toronto (mostly as expressed in the video games and computer tech). AOL mail. Apple IIes. Tetris. Zelda… and on the other end of things, Dance Dance Ninja Revolution and not-Starbucks.

It just… it worked. The books worked too — they’re very fun — but the movie?

The movie I highly recommend.

Updates for the week of 2010-08-15

  • August 10, 2010 (http://j.mp/9VbNO9) – Every day is roleplaying practice. #
  • How did we ever organize anything on the fly without cell phones? #
  • Oh dear, it's a boy. #ultrasound #
  • Whoa. @wilw just attacked me from 2005. in reply to wilw #
  • Gaaaah. Scott Pilgrim comes out this week, but I haven't gotten #6 yet. I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS BEFORE I GO SEE WHAT HAPPENS. #
  • Adrift: We all head in opposite directions, the Voice In The Speaker shouting threats as we go. I round a corner a… http://bit.ly/cAxhwQ #
  • Today on #terribleminds I babble about wasting time, leaving junk on the floor, and acting like you're five: http://bit.ly/dxN126 #
  • What would Google 2007 think of Google 2010's 'net neutrality' recommendations? Not much. http://bit.ly/aCQfbZ? #
  • Random Average: I play Wizard 101: Confessions of a wizened wizard http://bit.ly/aQEFqT #
  • Finally got a desk of my own at The Job. It is (of course) directly under the AC vent. Now know why desk was available in the first place. #
  • Whoa. De just blew my mind, talking about the gears turning behind Urban Fantasy. Check it: http://is.gd/eeYEO #
  • Client just told me that if we send out workbooks/syllabus to students before a class, it'll guarantee no one will actually attend. What? #
  • Okay, I'm done. I've done all the doing. To dos are to done. Home now, please? #
  • Today, ladies and gentlefolk, I will attend my daughter's 5th birthday party, followed by THE most gamer-nerdtastic wedding in history. #
  • Twitterfolk! I WILL be tweeting today's @maureenjohnson-officiated wedding. Before that, however, expect bday party tweets. #thepriceyoupay #
  • Let the bouce castle olympics begin… http://flic.kr/p/8sdDMT #
  • Man, my unfollows tomorrow are gonna be EPIC. #stillnottweetingthewedding #
  • That is, #nottweetingtheweddingYET #
  • Blow Mark 5 http://flic.kr/p/8seofr #
  • OKAY. Birthday shenanigans complete. Recharging ghost rock canisters then off to live-tweet 2010: The Weddingening. #
  • Twitter, we need a hashtag for The Wedding. @ some suggestions to me. Right now I'm thinking #mjswildride #
  • I will be tweeting from the Wedding Geek Epicenter in 1 hour. Officiated by #revmj @maureenjohnson, starring @PaulaSimone and @herzwesten. #
  • Porkpie. Chucks. Smartphone. Caffeine. D20s. I find myself suitably attired for war. Let's do this #weddingthing #revmj #
  • For the record, EVERYTHING I tell you about this wedding is true, no matter how unlikely sounding. You'll need to remember that, later. #
  • .@Loisunpublished: "I feel as if we should all be afraid…" Personally? I'm terrified. #revmj #
  • I present @herzwesten and @paulasimone http://flic.kr/p/8sgx3D #
  • Introducing #revMJ with Wedding Stuff http://flic.kr/p/8sgERv #
  • Boutini- bootenee- the boys' flowers http://flic.kr/p/8sgPMR #
  • The groom is resplendent in his pink classic chucks and emerald tie. +2 equipment bonus. #
  • The processional is a custom-written song from @parrygripp, sing along! "They're getting married… At a wedding." #revmj #
  • #revmj "Friends, enemies…" Ceremony begins with the story of how @herzwesten and @PaulaSimone met. Kinda. I don't recall the bank robbery. #
  • Our next music number is an original performed on a lap synth. "Sisty's getting married… to your dream… Dungeon Master." Catchy. #
  • #revmj shares a moving quote from a famous french mime. #tears #
  • #revmj "Do you promise to live every week like it's Shark Week?" "We do." #
  • I'm sorry, the vows are too awesome to fit on Twitter, but involve robots, brains in jars, and promises to level up together. #
  • And now, via the best man, a reading from Pathfinder, Chapter 10, Spells, Chain Lightning. #tears #
  • And now, the couple rolls a d20 to determine the success of the marriage. #
  • #revmj is a little concerned by the roll, but continues. #
  • There will be video of this. Oh yes. #
  • The couple then breaks a glass in a bag. Don't ask me: there's still nerd stuff I don't know. #
  • The best man couldn't finish his reading, so they jut hug and move on. #
  • This last part sounds kind of official. Oh. OHHH. #
  • With this, tweet 4001, I'd like to present @herzwesten and @PaulaSimone, husband and wife. "You may now kiss each other while we all watch." #
  • The couple now takes care of the Official Part: logging into Facebook and changing their Relationship Status. #ding #levelup #revmj #
  • The recessional is the Venture Brothers wedding song. Yeah. #
  • The wedding tweeting is about to become the reception tweeting. I need to go pick out me character for my table's dungeon crawl. #
  • The groom's chucks (and mine) http://flic.kr/p/8shixz #
  • (And I apologize for typos and missing letters; this little keyboard is starting to smoulder.) #
  • Facebook relationship statuses now updated. "It's complicated." #
  • You will rarely hear me say this, but that's some good hummis. #yum #
  • The centerpiece and my wedding gift. http://flic.kr/p/8skSos #
  • For the reception dinner, I'm playing Thoris Axebreaker, a dwarf warlord. The Aboleth Slime Mage is going DOWN. #
  • The Wedding RPG is the work of the groom http://flic.kr/p/8shSBV #
  • Correction, the game is the groom hackage + monster hunter… And I might end up playing the Aboleth. Hrm. #
  • Cake Topper Number One http://flic.kr/p/8smziC #
  • Cake Toppers number Two http://flic.kr/p/8siwM4 #
  • Cake Toppers number 3 (bullywugs) http://flic.kr/p/8smBYQ #
  • The cakes are coming out. Review the pictures to see the xorn, intellect devourer, DRD, and bullywug cake toppers. #inowpronounceyouNPC #
  • In the interest of full disclosure, the live-tweeting slowed down because it's become tipsy-tweeting. Unrelated: I recommend Denver brewers. #
  • Ohhh… Ed. RT @barenakedladies: http://tweetphoto.com/39069254 Anybody recall seeing me put on sunscreen before the waterpark? #
  • RT @DaphneUn: Awesome day. Busy day. Fabulous wedding. Very sleepy now. #zzzzz #
  • Tomorrow's blog post: "All Stuff is Nerd Stuff to Somebody" #

All Stuff is Nerd Stuff to Somebody

Yesterday, I had the very great pleasure of attending the wedding of two friends of mine.

I also got kind of shanghai’d (in a good way) into live-Tweeting the ceremony, because live-Tweeting something automatically takes the Nerd level of an event and doubles it, and this thing was going to be pretty Nerdy.

Super-nerdy. Full-frontal Nerdity.

It was so nerdy that there were whole sections of the evening that referenced nerd stuff I knew nothing about, and I think it’s fair to say I keep up to date on such things. Until yesterday morning, talking with MJ, I had no idea who Parry Gripp was (aside from the guy who wrote the awesome processional for the wedding). I quoted the “shark week” vow in my live-tweets, but I didn’t know it was originally a bit from 30 Rock. I didn’t recognize the recessional music, because I don’t watch Venture Brothers. Most of the boutonnieres at the wedding were made by Paula; I didn’t even know Paula could knit.

Then someone told me they were actually crocheted. Cuz there’s a difference between the two.

Then they explained the difference.

In detail.

That’s actually what I remember most fondly about the dinner after the wedding; the pure nerd-grade enthusiasm I saw over and over again from the people at the party. I passed one table where people discussed the various reasons an Aboleth Slime Mage would ultimately destroy (or subjugate) the (far more impressive looking) Cyclops Warlord that decorated another table. Elsewhere, folks were working out the recipe for a delicious curry soup we were having — reverse-engineering the recipe from scratch.

The thing you love may frighten others.

Kate gave one of our friends a crash course in SLR terminology and some advice on aperture and ISO settings as the afternoon light changed, and a few hours later jumped into a discussion with me and the best man discussing the relative strengths of various MMOs and the fact that Bioware could pretty much take a monthly tithe from our paychecks and just ship us whatever game they released, and we’d be happy.

Maybe this is your nerd thing.

Nerds get categorized and pigeonholed and stereotyped and – broadly speaking – limited by the perceptions of others, but here’s the truth of the matter:

Almost everyone is a nerd about something; passionate, intelligent, enthusiastic, and more than willing to share all that with anyone who asks.

Let me tell you about the Battle of Five Armies, and why it mattered so much to the success of the War of the Ring...

Heck yeah, we’re nerds. Of course we are. We care about stuff.

Like this thing...

Are you nerding out about the idea of a walking/rolling post-apoc town, or the idea of building something that cool in Lego?

Does it matter?


And anyway, those are just the easy-to-define nerd things — the archetypes (or sterotypes).

There’s so much more stuff out there; so much more passion.

“All stuff is Nerd Stuff to Somebody.” — me

Maybe it's this...
There's this...
Or this.
That...
Or one of these.

What I meant by that quote is just that you can find someone who’s passionate and excited about virtually any topic you can think of.

And that’s excellent.


Yesterday, I watched two of my friends get married — vow to always try to be passionate and excited and ready to share — to add one more thing to the list of Stuff they’re Total Nerds about: each other.

I cannot think of a finer promise to make another person, and I am unaccountably blessed to have been a part of it.

Thanks guys.

Now let’s go play some games.

Photo by Chuck Wendig.

Updates for the week of 2010-08-08

  • Bluetooth Labeling (http://j.mp/bRAqRT) – Heh. Yeah. I use a bluetooth headset very occasionally — but when I'm done, I take it OFF. #
  • The question isn't 'How did I end up with 4 deadlines on the same week as a new contract start?' The question is 'How did I not expect it?' #
  • RT @ChuckWendig: A mission for writers today at #terribleminds if you care to sidle on over there. http://bit.ly/cFks5X #amwriting #
  • Once again, my procrastination saves me money: if you want to pre-order a Kindle 3, they've sold out. #
  • Lunchtime. Still alive. Trying to retain my mind well enough to crank out wordcount in four hours. #
  • Stunted Dragons (http://j.mp/9Frreb) – Some good thinking from Rob. Need to see if my DA players are available again… #
  • Am now 32 pages into a 64 page RPG campaign, and finally reached the point where it's time to write up the first encounter. \m/ #doingitrong #
  • Camera lens coffee mug (http://j.mp/csbHVQ) – Marking as a possible gift for someone with a new SLR. #
  • Report: Google and Verizon to strike deal on 'tiered' internet (http://j.mp/ahR5Da) – Jesus, what happened to "don't be evil"? #
  • Update on the Google/Verizon link from earlier. Not evil: http://is.gd/e4APB (thanks, Fred) #
  • If I tweaked my WP comment template and now every comment page for every post shows ALL comments for ALL posts, ever, WTF did I DO? #
  • I've been away most of the day, but let me see if I understand today's current events: Emma Watson's hair broke twitter? #srsbzns #
  • I'm sure I'm not the first person to make this comparison, but… http://bit.ly/b3elIdhttp://bit.ly/asv8My — it's kind of uncanny. #
  • Kayleeism for 'faucet': 'water chugger'. #
  • RT @HollyWoodward: "I admire anybody who has the guts to write anything at all." -E.B. White #
  • Drinking pink lemonade at a backyard barbeque while Hank Williams plays on a boombox. How'd I end up back in South Dakota? #help #sendwifi #

Updates for the week of 2010-08-01

  • RT @maureenjohnson: Revisions are like ZOMBIES. You can never kill them. You think they're dead, and they JUST KEEP GETTING UP AGAIN. #
  • Last week's interview = today's offer. Still sinking in. Meanwhile, other work to do. #
  • Damn, the security guy at this building would CLEARLY be happier, retired. #
  • Last week's interview = today's offer. Still sinking in. Meanwhile, other work to do. #
  • Metric system around the world (http://j.mp/cYYAIs) – SIGH #
  • Hmm, I seem to have volunteered to guest-post. Hot damn. http://is.gd/dOH3u #terribleminds #
  • Pro tip: when sending email requesting I complete the incredibly time-sensitive attached files, you should actually attach the files. #
  • Apple tree in the front yard is sagging almost to the ground with the weight of midnight downpour. (And a LOT of apples, actually.) #
  • The only rationalization I can come up with. http://is.gd/dORdn #
  • Turf dancing in the rain (http://j.mp/alrqKe) – Kind of amazing. #
  • FOUR HOUR meeting in T -25 minutes. Goodbye Thursday; see you next week. #
  • *bursts out of meeting-water* *gasps* *sinks beneath the waves* #
  • Rewatching the 2nd half of Avatar: The Last Airbender, Season Three. Zuko's spamming a series of ME2 loyalty missions before the big fight. #
  • Classic “Writer” Hat… (http://j.mp/ddk5Sf) – Something for the un-wishlist. #