- Final panel just helped me make my decision. http://t.co/J0MPLSg6 #
- (re)Watched part of Megamind this weekend. I really need to own that movie — lots of fun. #
- Happy Birthday to the love of my life, @daphneun; the jelly in my PB&J of happiness. #
- HIVEMIND: I'm considering a car: 9 months old. 10k miles. One previous "owner" was a rental agency. How bad is that? Horrible? Do not want? #
Tweets for the week of 2012-02-12
- Me: That baby tooth is sticking out so far, I could just punch your mouth and knock it out. Her: *Punches self in mouth.* #impulsecontrol #
- The mouth-punch, incidentally, totally worked. Knocked it right out. I didn't know whether to laugh or be horrified, so I did both. #
- WHY SO TIRED?!? I slept and everything! #woe #
- Need an android app for Twitter that lets me swap between multiple accounts easily. Any suggestions? #
- Voice-to-text transcripts of phonecalls via Google Voice used to be more accurate, but were FAR less amusing. #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Winning at Eve Blogging #eveonline http://t.co/btrpAnCM #
- I've been feeling a little bit more like Toad, but it still works. http://t.co/NAleTP1q http://t.co/77zfHqPP #
- I strongly suspect everyone has felt like this sometimes. http://t.co/wOAiKnQh) http://t.co/l9s3IZ0t #
- The Greasy Incline #pennyarcade http://t.co/YpHBXLRN — this made me think of @daphneun whom, incidentally, I really miss. #
- Want. (Daniel Solis: [T-Shirt] If you see the Buddha, kill the buddha for his treasure and XP.) http://t.co/QErRRxl8 #
- Little man definitely did NOT want daddy to go to work today. To be fair, daddy didn't want to go to work either. #
Tweets for the week of 2012-02-05
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Lose Some, Win Some #eveonline http://t.co/pvreB07N #
- It's why I invite new friends to play something – anything – with us. http://t.co/79IaxF25 #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Overheat All the Things #eveonline http://t.co/ajuc0heP #
- The last 24 hours have had me reliving not-so-great times from about ten years ago. #elementaryschoolwoes #namflashbacks #
- If you want to experience @daphneun dancing around the house, watch the move at 1:06. Uncanny. Kimbra – Settle Down: http://t.co/EDagNnlJ #
- +Fred Hicks got me with this earworm, for which I'm grateful. Too slow? Try the drum and bass remix:… https://t.co/856LDXCJ #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Should have Just Stayed Home #eveonline http://t.co/RB8LKJHW #
Tweets for the week of 2012-01-29
- Random Average: Eve Online: My Year in Review http://t.co/FTgPmVy0 #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: What if they Gave a War and Nobody Came? #eveonline http://t.co/pYK2UC2a #
- This is why I can't watch Bones anymore. http://t.co/lz1f0v54 #
- SOMEONE got pasta, sauce, and dozen heavily frosted cupcakes for Sean's birthday supper. Not gonna say who it was, but she owns a camera. #
- Stupid mistake with the new trimmer has set me back months on my beard. #sad #
- For his first birthday, Sean got us a night of fever and inconsolable whining. #ohgoody #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: If You Open a Door, Something May Walk Through #eveonline http://t.co/HAgO9Tht #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Fire the Wave Motion Gun #eveonline http://t.co/U6x1xILn #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Stormy Weather #eveonline http://t.co/zJZqcKBg #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Fish or Cut Bait #eveonline http://t.co/sFY2adn5 #
Tweets for the week of 2012-01-22
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Sneaking Out to Play #eveonline http://t.co/WMkO4bnF #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Holiday Spirit #eveonline http://t.co/hcfGtZCP #
- Whoa. Archery – Fast Shooting: http://t.co/bwrvBEUg #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Like a Weekend Camp-out #eveonline http://t.co/5pmDIRjy #
- "Sean… Don't shove the pasta in your ears." #stuffyouneverthoughtyoudsay #
- Oh god, you guys; my eyes… so happy. http://t.co/5gwgbr7w #
- Random Average: SOPA and PIPA Damage This Site http://t.co/0Kf3lCjt #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: One of the Little Days, One of the Big Days #eveonline http://t.co/RWyc19Od #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Not So Smart #eveonline http://t.co/ZZkGNN4k #
Tweets for the week of 2012-01-15
- (Finally) getting my domains transferred off godaddy. Not going entirely smoothly. Believe I may have angered the creature. #ohdear #
- Ironic gifts you might have received or given this holiday season: Scarves. Winter coats. Snow boots. Gloves. #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: A Taste of the Good Life #eveonline http://t.co/Rez1484P #
- Death Star Assault with "Final Countdown" soundtrack, on kazoos. Still not as bad as what Lucas did to the franchise http://t.co/ldCv79ct #
- Editor email: "Read your revision this weekend and it is TERRIFIC!" #victorydance #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Background Checks #eveonline http://t.co/RDhSvhWS #
- You know what's incredibly spammy? Getting a 'we blocked a spam message!" email every time you block a spam email. #thanksOutlook #
Tweets for the week of 2012-01-08
- People, we live in the future. http://t.co/dACsJZFL #
- Great, fun little game. (Take-Back-Toe Wins the Thousand-Year Game Design Challenge) http://t.co/YbYZj8kj #
- Brown Christmas. Welcome home, boy. http://t.co/syfzcmCx #
- Yup. (Jan 2, 2012 – Picking and Choosing) http://t.co/onrbGTdr #
- A really interesting non-gamer's reaction to Star Wars, the Old Republic. Now if we could just get Kate's copy to… https://t.co/XCVil2iV #
- Done with line edits! *does a weary but heartfelt victory dance* #
- Denver forgot how to commute during the holiday break. #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: In which we Multiply and Subtract #eveonline http://t.co/6FsBF99h #
- Lucky Charms, you say? Hmm… http://t.co/WgjwVuKh #
- My daughter doesn't know what a 'pullup' actually is. http://t.co/FLF7eacw #
- I love BSG, but this is… pretty damned funny. http://t.co/gso0Ie3I #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: In Which I Hate Low-sec #eveonline http://t.co/VUcnqJf6 #
- One of the best things on the internet. Congrats, xkcd. http://t.co/khNUSKec #
- Flaky coworker gave notice today. Yay for getting someone better. Boo for 'now I know why you've been sandbagging on our shared project.' #
- Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Just Being Neighborly #eveonline http://t.co/aJaRym9p #
Tweets for the week of 2012-01-01
- Wrapping up our visit to South Dakota with dinner at the Redneck Paradise / He Ain't Here Saloon. #awesome #yesseriously #
- As this is the Midwest, the taco bar features tater tots as a main component, and coleslaw is the only salad containing an actual vegetable. #
- That… was a hell of a flight. Little Man was in (thankfully) rare form. Didn't make any friends on that plane. #
- Whatever your dilema is in life, this link will solve it http://t.co/9zRw0w0r #
- THANKS to all the fine folks who assumed that my account was hacked, and NOT that I was suddenly super-interested in your financial health. #
- I might not have noticed what was going on for awhile, is what I'm saying. Anyway. Password changed. Spammers can fuck right on off. #
- (And if you are feeling stressed about post-holiday debt, I recommend a nice vanilla porter.) #
- So, someone backs into my car, and their insurance-backed autobody shop can't work on it for… three and a half weeks? Really? #
- Apologies again to the folks I spammed this morning. Very very sorry. #
- Things my child has taught me are possible, #24 plugging in my cellphone one-handed. #
- The boy's new favorite toy: Whatever the girl got. The girl's new favorite toy: whatever the boy got. #
- This toy-reversal means the girl is trying to play Mary Had a Little
Lamb on a four-key piano, while the boy wraps himself in a Slinky. # - RT @timlwhite: I think my biggest boardgame revelation over the last few weeks is how fast you can play a boardgame…on your phone. #
- Family boardgame hit of the holiday trip home: Blokus. New to us. Enjoyed it enough our annual Smack Talk Dominoes marathon never happened. #
- Note: when I say "smack talk dominoes", think of a dominoes game that would seem at home on the set of Jerry Springer. #
- Intelligent and Insightful (Penn Jillette: An Atheist's Guide to the 2012 Election) http://t.co/Gm4b2Gyp #
- Looking forward to this evening's desperate attempt to dispose of the last of the holiday sweets. Err, I mean: "Our New Year's party." #

