Tweets for the week of 2012-09-23

In working up the wildest, craziest genre mash-up I could (for an interview), I ended up with something I really want to write. #oops #
RT @TodayILearnd: TIL Thomas Jefferson accused John Adams of being a hermaphrodite during their bids for presidency. http://t.co/VtcCJYro #
"Vikous might just win an award for Most Sympathetic Creepy Clown in the history of literature." http://t.co/OMQrP0pL #
MT @BorowitzReport: Once the Republicans ban abortion in cases of rape and incest they'll focus on America's spiraling witch problem. #
#goodparenting http://t.co/cSRisECK #Kindle #
Wonderful opening line. http://t.co/2Sas4o7x #Kindle #
Marvelous. (I didn't expect the world to be so big) http://t.co/t9hUswH3 #
Thomas L. Friedman on Charlie Rose: "This is an election where both candidates run the platform 'I'm not Mitt Romney.'" http://t.co/FVGNMa7n #
Only 5-hour energy shots can repair the damage Patrick Rothfuss has done this week. Related: The Kingkiller Chronicle is fucking brilliant. #
In my opinion… http://t.co/ne7yLCWc #Kindle #