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Tweets for the week of 2011-02-06

  • Circles (http://j.mp/hxlVaN) – Cool. #
  • Seriously, how do babies take a 100% liquid diet and turn it into chunky diaper peanut butter? #darkmagicks #zeropointenergy #
  • Ahh, Infant Hiccups, my old enemy. Back again, after so many years, and back with a vengeance. #
  • RT @neilhimself: Was about to retweet the #worstneilgaimanpickuplines but there are so many amazingly awful ones. click the hashtag to see. #
  • Hey, world? Got a newborn and a newly-diabetic pet to deal with — you could stop adding shit to my to-do pile ANY time now #
  • This evening, @daphneun asked me when I finally got to the point where I didn't go in and check that my child was still breathing all right. #
  • … It's adorable that she thinks that condition ever ends. #
  • Stuck Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell under end of BabyBeau's mattress to combat post-feeding hiccups/spit-ups. #onethingbooksbeatereadersat #
  • Chalk the book-to-elevate-mattress up under victorious #parenthacks by the way — worked like a charm. #
  • Hey: all the breastfeeding experts out there, frothing about how a pacifier/bottle will ruin my kid for boobs? Sean says you're a poopyhead. #
  • I mean, first of all, this is *my* kid: he knows what to do when someone shoves a boob in his face. #
  • Second, he's 8 days old and knows exactly one thing about eating: "Yes." Little man'll try to get milk from my THUMB if it strays too close. #
  • For those asking, we reference exactly 2 baby books. Be Prepared (sadly OOP) and The Baby Whisperer Solves All Your Problems (paper&ebook). #
  • When I was single-dadding it with Trixie, those two books saved my sanity. Repeatedly. #
  • Snowdecahedron (http://j.mp/hy1yhH) – It's D12 Degrees out! #
  • RT @realjohngreen: @NASA should really watch @hankgreen's amazing defense of space exploration and increasing awesome: http://dft.ba/-JWST #
  • Beauregard Mozark Implausible-Unfeasible has declared that the rule for today is #nopants #
  • Nerdy Girl love anthem http://j.mp/h3H5v0 – <3 #
  • Instant karma for failed head-kicker (http://j.mp/eIgHlt) – I could watch this all day. #
  • I'm not having it every day of course, but this morning having one of those 5-hour energy shots available this morning was… very good. #
  • Our DVR, 68% full and 100% comprised of unwatched episodes, has died. #rip #
  • Using a Google Docs spreadsheet to track All Things Baby is nerdy, but damn it's useful. Bonus: accessible from every mobile device we have. #
  • Momma left me alone with Daddy… what does "punk rock" mean? http://flic.kr/p/9fRcpM #
  • This has been my last week. (http://j.mp/fwB5pY) – It's tremorriffic! #