- Nothing teaches "you can't please everyone" like people reviewing your book. Sometimes it's a DNF; sometimes it's… http://t.co/S2IMgU3z #
- Took the boy to play at the park with @DaphneUn. http://t.co/mIuKE0UO #
- Check out @theoriginaledi's ARC of #HiddenThings after 3 weeks: http://t.co/fZycPiEL — THAT is a reader who puts a book through its paces. #
- Check out Ep 43 of @OandFPodcast: @antonstrout & I talk writing, gaming & polyhedral dice addiction. So much fun! http://t.co/K4qnTfFb #
- Kirkus Reviews review #hiddenthings "Agreeably creepy, with original flourishes and flashes of dark humor." http://t.co/A0kjdGWl #
- I would watch a whole season of nothing but Arya and Tywin Lannister talking. #gameofthrones #seasontwo #
- RT @elquesogrande1: Doyce Testerman has a Reddit Fantasy AMA Thurs Aug 23 (not 24) @ 7PM CST – Ask Doyce Anything! http://t.co/sqaYqmG8 #
- The power of an odd name! \o/ MT @DaphneUn: If you enter just "Doyce" into Amazon's search function, HIDDEN THINGS immediately pops up. #
- Best pub day present ever. Sean with my book. Sort of :) Thank you, my love. http://t.co/AgSHuNIZ #
- Just realized I should have told @Dennanos and #nanowrimo people about the #HiddenThings readings this week, as it's a NNWM book. #oops #
- MAN I'm bad at marketing things. #
- By the way: those of you posting pictures of your new copies of Hidden Things? Totally keep doing that. #
- I'm suddenly a lot less interested in the new OS. "How Real People Will Use Windows 8": http://t.co/LIhifN4r #
- Woo Hoo! Official #HiddenThings excerpt is finally up! MT @HarperCollins: HIDDEN THINGS: Intro from Author & Excerpt! http://t.co/gDWe6kqw #
- I'll be @TatteredCover TONIGHT, reading/signing Hidden Things. You should come too, so I'm not bored. http://t.co/GaBIaKr5 #
- It would appear the Hidden Things book signing is not some sort of elaborate hoax. http://t.co/2bmyzuIm #
- Tons of fun with the reading and Q&A for Hidden Things tonight. Magical Realism, trying to like grumpy characters… such great questions! #
- RT @slerner: listened to @doycet on the @OandFpodcast. possibly my favorite episode so far! (Really fun for me, too. :-) #
- Huh. RT @mslopatto: Gentlemen, respect your biological clocks: older fathers cause more new mutations in offspring http://t.co/m97RKbl5 #
- Twitter has informed me I'm being followed by @mbrockenbrough, founder of National Grammar Day. Then it snickered and sang out "BUST-ED!" #
- Really intelligent, insightful review of Hidden Things at http://t.co/PvkI5LNo: http://t.co/PH8D0iFp — really good stuff. #
- An Open Plea: Save Hidden Things from Harriet – http://t.co/VLawF8xk #
- I'll have a PRIZE COPY of Hidden Things with me at tonight's reading at Old Firehouse Books in Ft. Collins. Speak "jelly packets" and win. #
- 1990 is closer to the moon landing than it is to today. #wtaf #
- Secret fact: All Hidden Things copies have money inside. MT @michellejnorton: Heh: Hidden Things. #traveling http://t.co/WqEIvnXa #notreally #
- If you've written a review of Hidden Things, I have a request: http://t.co/VLawF8xk #
Tweets for the week of 2012-08-19
- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, read by Stephen Fry. On youtube? http://t.co/Yf8dbBOW #
- I don't mean to make accusations, but I seem to have lost SEVERAL hours of sleep last night, and I'm fairly certain Naomi Novik is to blame. #
- Boy, AltNation's playlist sounds a lot like bizarre mid-80s remix today. Same bands, but with lead singers swapped around. #
- So, there's a "Cover Wars" thing going on at The Qwillery. Hidden Things is in the running. Maybe go vote? #nopressure http://t.co/eRisOasw #
- SO ANNOYING to be reading something that I only have available in dead-tree format. Leave the book somewhere, and it's like I DON'T HAVE IT. #
- Speaking of Hidden Things covers, I'm running a cover-design contest: Submit your wonderful/horrible good/bad stuf! http://t.co/GLT57Ee2 #
- I'm not going to lie to you Marge: I'm not a 4chan guy, but this story made me laugh out loud. http://t.co/tz1PHdbd #
- Does anyone remember reading a kid's book about three kids learning about codes and ciphers? Main character codenamed himself "The Brain?" #
- A ha! Book in question: Alvin's Secret Code, by Clifford B. Hicks. Man, I read the covers off that thing. #
- Just finished recording an interview for @antonstrout's Once and Future Podcast. Much writing talk. MUCH geekery. So much geekery… #
- Aww, man. Now I'm all verklempt. RT @mybookishways: HIDDEN THINGS by @doycet just made me cry. Love this book. #
- 34 minutes to daughter's birthday skating party. 37 minutes to my new broken wrist. #goodparenting #
Tweets for the week of 2012-08-12
- Awesome. Watch Curiosity land on Mars with considerably less time-delay than NBC Olympic coverage. http://t.co/5NiGBHDh #
- What If: Robot Apocalypse — A post that makes Curiosity even more impressive. http://t.co/wzicrawi #
- RT @sekimori: I wish my house had a search engine. #
- Hidden Things and @chuckwendig's Mockingbird mentioned in Kirkus Reviews' "speed reader" suggestions for August. http://t.co/xHLv1RYp #
- After mucking around with various advertisement and promotional… things, I can say, with complete authority, I'm very bad at such things. #
- Best Olympic camera angle: http://t.co/etKQaFEF #
- "I don't mind spoilers at all, and I find extreme spoiler-aversion pretty tedious." http://t.co/8JRuqMX5 #
- Hidden Things cover design contest. http://t.co/GLT57Ee2 Perfect for those with mad design skills… or MSPaint a few spare minutes. #
- Honest Toddler (and the related Twitter account) is wonderful. And terrifying. Because I'm quite sure my son is… https://t.co/mGqzGHze #
Tweets for the week of 2012-08-05
- I'm not a Trekkie, but I want to see this episode now. http://t.co/R8Umm23K #
- This is @daphneun's new favorite picture of me. I leave 'why' as an exercise for the viewer. http://t.co/JfEybSzR #
- The only significant difference between me and NBC viewers is that I *know* I'm not watching the 2012 Olympics. #
- RT @jkottke: I love Twitter the service and I am starting to really dislike Twitter the company. #
- Hipsters in two paragraphs. https://t.co/CI1yMcT2 #
- Browser wars in a nutshell: http://t.co/MCHI1CBr #
- People Who have Disappeared Mysteriously — http://t.co/UrrDwXsx — no I'm not explaining why I was looking this up. STOP STARING AT ME. #
- Thinking aloud about a game I'd like to run. http://t.co/ZKyRSrw9 #
- Only thing keeping me from a new ISP is my current ISP's chronic instability. The local CenturyLink node hasn't been stable in weeks. #
- I literally use my smartphone browser more at home than anywhere else, thanks to CenturyLink's day-long weekend outages. Ridiculous. #
- I give Total Recall a solid meh stars. #
Tweets for the week of 2012-07-29
- Oh HELL Yessss. "Do Not Push" – A Gotye Call Me Maybe Mashup by Pomplamoose: http://t.co/qO4iI017 #
- At the doc, trying to determine the cause of the intermittent fever I've had since comiccon. So far we've ruled out menopause. Tentatively. #
- Have now seen the NBC adaptation of the original BBC version of the 2012 Olympics. Not impressed. Embarrassed, actually. #
- RT @emilymphocyte: LOOK AT ALL THE TRIBUTES! This is going to be the longest Hunger Games ever. #olympicceremony #
Tweets for the week of 2012-07-22
- Very exciting day! The day before Kaylee gets home from grandparent camp. Oh, and I'm doing a panel at #Comiccon this morning. Whatevs. #
- Hey #comiccon I'm signing Hidden Things ARCs at the Sails Pavilion and the Harper Collins booth today. ARCs are FREE. Just sayin'. #
- #Comiccon is a frankenstein mix of Neverending Crowd Death March, and Never Enough Time to See All the Cool Stuff. I'm going to miss it. #
- Want to hear about the awesome stuff I saw at #comiccon Tough. Check out @50ShedsofGrey instead, because it is funny and dirty and funny. #
- Daughter has requested a new "read together" book, and happily agreed to The Hobbit. Chapter One (and a lot of extemporaneous singing) down. #
- Raise a shaking, palsied hand if you contracted #thefuckingplague at #comiccon #
- I've been waiting for this to kick in! MT @angelajames Hey @doycet the pre-order price of your e-book dropped to $7.99! http://t.co/diviNAN7 in reply to angelajames #
- Now on the Twitter header: "Who Unfollowed me?" Who the fuck cares? I have all these other beautiful people to talk to. #
- Sometimes, I think "the blush is finally off the rose; it is no longer possible for a book to keep me up until 4 am." [1/2] #
- Then, I'll open something like Ready Player One, and realize that I am very wrong, very happy, and very, very tired. [2/2] #
- (Ready Player One is also @DaphneUn's most recent free pass to do an "I told you so" dance whenever she sees me.) #
- So… we're fucked. Seriously fucking fucked. Global Warming's Terrifying New Math – http://t.co/jSRO71pt #
Tweets for the week of 2012-07-15
- "Hungry? There's an App(le) for that!" My Drunk Kitchen: American Strudel: http://t.co/zPg61Fxr #
- "If you take Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere, US it up a bit, and throw in some PI Noir, you're not too far away from Hidden… https://t.co/CvN9ZQhI #
- Pretty much what I imagine every time @daphneun suggests a costume I should pack for ComicCon. http://t.co/eoofot5G #
- I don't intended to tweet every Hidden Things review, but their comments on the female characters really made me happy. http://t.co/dozFlh1Y #
- (I don't intended to maek tpyos all the time, either, and yet…) #
- XKCD's new site: What If? So very, very good. http://t.co/hwGiqbfd #
- Hidden Things goes international! Congrats to Elyssa, up in Ontario, Canada, for winning an ARC via Goodreads. #
- Maybe next time I don't set a book giveaway deadline for the same day I leave for ComicCon… #
- Begs the question: professional what? Let's have a poll! http://t.co/YIJjm86P #
- Ho. Lee. Crap. (@DaphneUn is leafing through the Comic Con book.) http://t.co/drmeURix #
- #comiccon attendees: MAY I RECOMMEND… http://t.co/bGcaECR3 #
- I thought the online #comiccon schedule app was terrible for only its interface. Then I realized it doesn't include THE MASQUERADE. #fail #
- Without the Masquerade on the online schedule, we ended up with a ten-person dinner reservation at the same time. Awesome. #dammit #
- Spotted TARDIS bathrobe for sale at #comiccon Insert 'bigger on the inside' joke here. #
- Hey #comiccon maybe print badges so that the info your security guys think is is So. Fucking. Critical shows EVEN WHEN THE LANYARD FLIPS. #
- I shouldn't be so hard on the #comiccon folks; they must not know any graphic designers. #
- As I said in a recent interview (which isn't out yet), the Hunger Games trilogy isn't so much "Katniss's Story" as it… https://t.co/JLKYci6B #
- RT @DaphneUn: That's my boy! “@JaneEspenson: Tiny Wash curses sudden but inevitable betrayal. http://t.co/CnfZHO7m” #
- Hey Twitter: I'm looking for comics for Kaylee in the same vein as Princeless. Any suggestions? #
- So, @JaneEspenson tweeted a picture of my kid, dressed as Wash, playing with toy dinosaurs. Pretty sure that's some kind of #comiccon bingo. #
- For those asking about the Firefly panel: Didn't get in. Only showed up 4.5 hours early, which is #sdcc speak for "8 hours late." #
- Stopped for evening noms at Broken Yolk Cafe, headquarters for the #hubatcomiccon #ponieseverywhere #
- Word. RT @ChuckWendig: The only real metric that matters when I'm reading a book is how badly I wish to keep reading when I'm away from it. #
- I've wasted HOURS failing to find friends at #comiccon using texts. @DaphneUn's run of random, lucky encounters is some kind of superpower. #
- Seriously: Friday began with the lovely Jane Espenson, a RANDOM STRANGER handing her a backdoor pass into the Firefly panel… [1/2] #
- [2/2] …a spot in the panel's reserved seating, a half-dozen author encounters in the massive Exhibit Hall, and concluded with AMBER BENSON. #
- Every day, we walk out of #comiccon and past a gigantic, outdoor barbecue (with DJ)… sponsored by the History Channel. #rollsanitycheck #
Tweets for the week of 2012-07-08
- Publishers Weekly Fiction Review: Hidden Things by Doyce Testerman. http://t.co/1rLicgPM via @publisherswkly #
- Like microfiction? Like winning stuff? Check out the Hidden Things Microfiction contest. http://t.co/D7aYm8qv #
- Last day of the Hidden Things microfiction contest at http://t.co/D7aYm8qv Write weird stuff on twitter, win an ARC! #hiddenthings #
- The next #hiddenthings giveaway will be for graphically-gifted folks, with prizes including ARCs and assorted #SDCC swag. #
- Publishers Weekly reviews Hidden Things. "A satisfying blend of noir and magic." http://t.co/1rLicgPM #
- Sean has started using product in his hair. *Food* products, but whatever. #
- RT @HCCLibraryLove @LibraryJournal Books for Dudes column features @doycet's HIDDEN THINGS & lists all things Bradbury http://t.co/Dwvcrcd0 #
- We stand on the lawn at just-past-nightfall, watching the Firewords show. All our finest thoughts blazing across the sky. #myfavoriteholiday #
- One of the finest comedic minds of my generation. Louis C.K. – Give It A Second: http://t.co/YYnjnUHa #
- Congrats to @theoriginaledi, who won an ARC of Hidden Things by crushing the competition in the "weird microfiction" contest! in reply to theoriginaledi #
- If you're a writer going to San Diego ComicCon to catch panels on the craft/business, well, forewarned is forearmed: http://t.co/neDfsmWT #
- I must say, Twitter, you are being quite charming and funny this morning. WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?!? #
- Third day of achy, full-body cruddiness. I must be sleeping really poorly, because I'm not sick. I'm NOT. Shut up. #