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Updates for 2009-06-04

RT @amandafrench Next time you’re tempted to use “Whack-a-Mole” as an analogy, consider using “Hercules and the Hydra” instead. #
Sent home from work cuz everyone’s terrified they’ll catch whatever @daphneun has, from me. Bunch of g-d sissies, if you ask me. #
Small relief: @daphneun does not, in fact, have swine flu (no thanks to @maureenjohnson). She does still have generic illness, which sucks. #
Mirror’s Edge; good story, weirdly anticlimactic finale. Still working on Braid when I feel smart. Tonight: LotRO, or Mouse Guard tinkering. #
Adrift: I don’t know if anyone is listening, so I can’t explain OR play it straight and hope .. http://tinyurl.com/qcf3nt #

Tomorrow’s PTA game called on account of swine flu* epidemic**. (* – Maybe. ** – Person who lives here.) More “news” as I learn/concoct it. #
Coworker’s 21 yo son revealed that his friends hang around the house because they think she’s a MILF. Problem: She is not. No. Really. #
Also: if you’re that person, why are you telling me this story? Do you seek corroborating testimony, because… *snake eyes* #
Adrift: Deidre was the only one on hand for the ‘display’ that put Yoren in solitary. There w.. http://tinyurl.com/qs2cqe #

Coworker says I look sharp today. I wonder how the hell I look most of the time. Maybe I just need more of these shirts. They /are/ nice. #
Can someone help out @KimHusband? What’s a good Twitter app for iPhone? (Reply to her, por favor.) #
Adrift: I’m allowed to visit Deirdre and Jon. She brings me up to speed while Jon sullens in my dir.. http://tinyurl.com/r6xep4 #
So far, mine is the only fedora in evidence within The City; yet another expectation set by The Spirit, then dashed. #

Rewatched all three Matrix movies this weekend. Surprisingly enjoyable. I regret a great deal of my previous disappointment in the trilogy. #
Almost hoping I blow an upcoming interview so I don’t have to decide if I’ll take the offer. #
Adrift: Clearly (I hope) desperate, I offer to bring in Kaetlyn – trade her for Yoren. The words stick in.. http://tinyurl.com/nob945 #

Adrift: Several hours later, convinced him Yoren is important to me, then let him convince me I can&#8217.. http://tinyurl.com/l5abkh #

Sleeping in two whole hours is /nice/. Why didn’t anyone TELL me? #
People. People. PEOPLE. My god. Google Wave: it’s full of stars. http://bit.ly/Ntkor
Watch 40 min at least. #
By addergies are preddy bad doday. #
You know what’s better than driving around shopping for two hours? Driving around shopping for two hours and finding Nothing. Awesome. #

Stuck down another well. Someone call the cops and send a monkey with a sandwich. #
Out of the well. Monkey sandwiches: much appreciated; cookies, even moreso. Now, what to do with my bachelor weekend? Taking suggestions. #
One of the joys of solo grocery shopping; I can careen around the parking lot in the shooping cart without worrying Kaylee will copy me. #
Adrift: He informs me Yoren will not be released. No apologies. No smile. He doesn’t try to look so.. http://tinyurl.com/ks24dh #

My favorite sig line this week: “Guns don’t kill people. Meerkats kill people.” #
Amount of time to make up a level 16 bard for a one-shot game: more than the time I will likely spend playing the character. #
Adrift: He assures me that my first mate and … pilot? (I nod) are made available immediately. I wav.. http://tinyurl.com/lugzq5 #