- Google Super Bowl Ad – PSFK (http://goo.gl/gL6Z) – Brilliant ad. And so true. (Thanks, @ChuckWendig and @MsInformation.) #
- I'm a grown man still uncomfortable with 6-month-out appointments. #
- No idea what to get my Dad for his birthday. #
- Dental visit and cleaning this morning. My teeth feel like they've been to the gym. (Next week one will feel like it's been to a biker bar.) #
- Just found out that Google voice hasn't sent me my voicemails since 1/31. I have missed a super important call since then. #angry #
- Writers Be Crazy (http://goo.gl/5zC4) – "… while you’re supporting us, do not support our nonsense." Sooth. #
- Enter button doormat (http://goo.gl/Ahzj) – WANT. #
- RT @DaphneUn: The innocent victims of flame wars are the saddest. RT @Epidiah: Beaker's Ballad: http://tiny.cc/JljjF #
- Guys, I just got excellent news back on my latest WIP revision. Seriously, I'm fucking giddy. And relieved. 140 characters cannot convey. #
- … mostly relieved, actually. An epoch of "Whew". #
- Adrift: “Nominal” means that Deirdre meets all the Scourge-positive scan criteria… except for the pesky “is not Sc… http://bit.ly/bENnQW #
- I almost admire the evil cunning of the "Retweet me to get a chance at one of my 20 Google Buzz invites" people. Almost. #
- The short film “Logorama” gets an Oscar nomination. (http://goo.gl/MFZ8) – Awesome. #
- This week's revision-fest heads for the big cancer-goblin showdown. Vayland Rd. [7] — The Fight – http://bit.ly/cDBk6z #
- Heading home. Another surprisingly good class. Awesome. #
- Okay, in all seriousness, Buzz is… pretty good. Especially if you use GMail/GReader already. Easier to follow than Twitter, at times. #
- I have (re)discovered the mute button in Brizzly, and lo, it is glorious. #
- The Life Aquatic with Clumsy Pete — http://is.gd/8bcDl — most excellent. #
- Lunch is sitting in my stomach like a stone. A stone made out of sick. #
- Lining up some visual aids to help Kaylee understand V-Day nuances. http://brizzly.com/pic/1FBM #
- Adrift: I don’t know what that scan might mean, but I know Deirdre isn’t Scourge. The Scourge. A scourge. Scourgey… http://bit.ly/cMDY1M #
- Got the complete Farscapre DVD collection from @daphneun… And a box of crackers. Cuz she's AWESOME with the in-jokes. #
- The World’s 50 Freakiest Animals (http://goo.gl/Roxs) – Making note of things to evolve sentients from in Diaspora. #
- Random House rejects "agency" price-model: http://ow.ly/16G0J – "What if I train consumers the best scenario is: get it free?” – YES. THIS. #
- Got the complete Farscape DVD collection from @daphneun… And a box of crackers. Cuz she's AWESOME with the in-jokes. #
- The picture from my birth-day return to skiing. Auspicious. http://flic.kr/p/7CvTEq #
- Re: My previous Random House tweet. Am informed the quote I pulled was speaker's opinion, not RH's official stance. So… [1] #
- [2] When I said, on buzz, "one of them actually gets it", I guess I just meant "one person in publishing". #
- You know… 'The Peacekeeper Wars' is a really ironic name… except to someone IN the Farscape setting. #
- Annnnd I for got my effing ski hat. #birthdaysenilityFtL #
- Pleased to note @daphneun has had her first spill of the day. Let the learning begin! It is, in fact, all about Falling Down. #
- Kate's off to lessons, and I'm off yhe starter slopes. Just had my first real run in 15 years. FELT SO GOOD. #
- Fun b-day fact: when Dad (same bday) was the age I am today, I was a HS senior, heading to college. Kaylee is 4.5, heading to kindergarten. #
- Protect your privacy from Google (http://goo.gl/Mfxf) – … PERMANENTLY. #
- The Daddening Of Video Games (http://goo.gl/Fz3K) – Rob mentioned this, and I found it through PA, and it's good. #
- Carrie Fisher (http://goo.gl/phzT) – Wisdom. #
- Part of the reason you're so angry… http://bit.ly/7Npr2a #
Updates for the week of 2010-02-07
- 24 hrs after it went out, Macmillan imprint sites finally post Sargent's letter publicly. Elegant illo of how/where e-consumers rate. #
- My thoughts on the Macmillan-Amazon thing, now with 65% less apoplectic swears. http://is.gd/7qwK8 #
- What’s been gnawing at me lately (http://goo.gl/AHJ7) – Read the postscript for good thoughts on current dust-up. (Thanks @glecharles.) #
- It's mildly depressing not getting along/agreeing with people I admire. I realize it breeds healthy debate; doesn't mean it's fun. :/ #
- RT @indieauthor: Why aren't authors irked @ Macmillan instead of Amazon? Higher #ebook price doesn't = better royalty, just fewer purchases. #
- RT [Best summary I've read, including my own.] @DaphneUn RT @NathanBransford: The Kindle Missile Crisis explained: http://bit.ly/ba9sEA #
- It's exhausting, caring about whether or not publishing improves its structure. Also unrewarding. Resuming other activities. #
- Adrift: Deirdre says that if the station was banning me or Jon because it thought we were Scourge-infected, I woul… http://bit.ly/bkF3So #
- Digital Perception (http://goo.gl/Xpyi) – "… the way to fight piracy is with cost and convenience." #
- Did I just… yeah. I just rickrolled myself while dreaming. #canteventrustmyownbrain #
- RT @glecharles: Libraries are being strangled to death, given no chance (or funding) to transition into digital age. Criminally negligent. #
- RT @glecharles: RT @DigiBookWorld: "President budget freezes libraries; omits school libs from ed increase" @ala_wo http://bit.ly/aFlLhT #
- RT @crredwards: Hitler responds to the iPad – http://bit.ly/92K9Dt #
- RT @ChuckWendig: Sometimes, you creative-types need an ass-smacking. http://tinyurl.com/yftf25e ("Writers Don't Do That" #terribleminds) #
- Who will save us? (http://goo.gl/jM2Z) – "If you mean, 'what will keep things as they are?' the answer is 'nothing will'." #
- Thought-food: http://bit.ly/9ZeSxV 80% valid, but WHAT is 'competitive and diversified' about Big 6 dictating e-retailer pricing? #
- A Call For Author Support (http://goo.gl/krLx) – "When Elephants fight, it's the grass that gets trampled." #
- Avatar Review (http://goo.gl/qmgs) – From the guy that brought you the 7-part breakdown of Phantom Menace. #
- Late start to the day. Going to be a late end to the day, also, so I figure my karma is good. #
- Adrift: The station, still eavesdropping, corrects Deirdre: she isn’t Scourge-infected – it’s not a disease. By it… http://bit.ly/cVmCL4 #
- I shout the shouting out: @ChuckWendig paints with shotguns http://tinyurl.com/yjoecq9 #terribleminds #
- Fun with punctuation (http://goo.gl/Skfm) – I'm doing revisions this week, so this is a good reminder. #
- Working on short story edits/rewrite. Goal is to improve it (duh) and cut 10%. Dunno if it's any better, but Twitter does really help me wi #
- People: "Problematic" means indefinite, unsettled, uncertain, questionable, doubtful… NOT "a problem". #newpetpeeve #
- Put another way: ""That's problematic." != "That's a problem." Quit effing using it that way. #
- Adrift: Station says that “The Scourge” isn’t something you catch, but something you are. It scanned Deirdre and g… http://bit.ly/aHVBdf #
- RT @brennanrtaylor: "She's a witch–burn her!" = "He's a terrorist–kill him!" What country do I live in, again? http://bit.ly/cFdg4C #
- MY daddy eats super-faster than _anything_. Like, a *100* fast: dinner's already gone! #thingskayleesays #braggingdadupatschool #
- Adrift: Sorry, but what the glittering hell does getting a ‘nominal match’ mean? A theoretical match? A match that… http://bit.ly/97V3dl #
- Al Franken Makes Comcast's CEO Look Like A Tool (http://goo.gl/DDO6) – I'm am so impressed with this junior senator from Minnesota. #
- *Banghead* ow *Banghead* ow *Banghead* ow *Banghead* ow *Banghead* ow. Good parts of the evening are Good. Less good parts? *Banghead* ow. #
- Wasn't there an energy-sucking sponge in an old Monster Manual? Did Erol Otis' line drawing look at all like the new CIA guy in Chuck? #
- RT @jchutchins: WHY AKIRA MATTERS — Great 2:15 video about the art/animation of AKIRA, and why you should care: http://bit.ly/bOBIQk #
- RT @Danisidhe: You know what? Until other people stop fucking things up, I'm taking 'control freak' as a compliment. #thisshouldbeatshirt #
- RT @saucy_dryad: Preparing dinner is considerably more exciting when you snarl, "WHO'S NEXT?" at every step. #
- RT @ebertchicago: Teabaggers: By all means, a civics and literary test before voting. That would wreck the Right. #
Elephant Fight: the Macmillan-Amazon scorched earth offensive
(Author’s Note: Chuck has a calmer assessment of this situation. I get worked up about this stuff. If that offends, I highly recommend his post.)
All right. Wow. There’s a lot to talk about here.
First, Backstory
Once upon a time, the five major publishers in the country decided they wanted to sell their ebooks for about 15 bucks, give or take. Their reasoning and justifications given for this price point were (and continue to be) insultingly disingenuous; the real reason (in my opinion) I will sum up in this trite opening paragraph as “this new technology scares the holy fuck out of us, and we’d like to erect a price barrier around it to ensure that only wealthy early-adopters make use of it until about 2022, when we hope we will finally understand it.” (I will address their reasons in a more detailed manner below. Promise.)
Amazon took a look at this and decided to sell those books for ten bucks, instead. Given that they still have to pay publishers the same amount as they always did, and still owe the publisher the same percentage of fifteen dollars that they always have, it’s fair (if mildly mathematically inaccurate) to say that, by doing so, they were voluntarily losing 5 bucks on each ebook sale.
(“Losing” is a poor way to say it; they were setting themselves up to make considerably less per sale, but they hardly started hemorrhaging money.)
Why would they do this? Well, they haven’t said why, officially, but there are three main schools of thought on the subject:
- If they price the ebooks for less, it will drive consumers to Amazon’s Kindle device. Once a consumer has bought said device, they are pretty much locked into buy ebooks from Amazon into perpetuity, so this reduced price results in a huge net win for Amazon.
- Amazon is pricing ebooks at 9.99 to set expectation for ebooks priced a well below the publishers’ 15 dollar target, to eventually use that consumer-groundswell to force publishers to lower their prices permanently.
- Amazon is FIGHTING THE MAN, using their corporate power to defend consumers from the greed and tyranny of Big Publishing.
I have listed these theories in descending order of likelihood/connection to reality. (Also, #2 is basically a fake-out: it doesn’t exist without either #1 or #3 as a motivator.)
Full disclosure: I have believed each of these three theories at some point in the past, though I’m currently standing by Theory #1, because (generally speaking) any theory about a corporation that ascribes the least amount of moral compunction and the highest amount of profit-mindedness is probably going to be the most accurate.
What’s the new News everyone’s on about?
Within the last 48 hours or so, all the books (paper or electronic) published by Macmillan or any imprint of Macmillan (Tor, St. Martins, etc) became unavailable for direct purchase via Amazon.com. (I say ‘for direct purchase’, because you can still buy em, but only from third-party businesses that sell through Amazon.) The NY Times talks about it here.
Basically what happened is that Macmillan struck a deal with Apple, in which Macmillan gets to set ebook prices at whatever price they want in the iBooks store, and in exchange, Apple gets a bigger chunk of the profit. Once that deal was set, they went to Amazon and proposed the same deal. This was Strong Arm Negotiation Move #1 (or #2, if you count the 9.99 pricing that Amazon adopted as String Arm Move #1, but that only works if Theory #2 is correct, and I don’t think it is — for Amazon, it’s not (primarily) about ebook pricing — it’s about selling Kindles.)
Then, Macmillan told Amazon that if they didn’t accept that proposal, Macmillan wouldn’t give them access to their ebooks until about six months after other distributors (read: B&N, iBooks) had it.
Amazon said no to this deal, and after what I can only imagine was an acrimonious end to the meeting, pulled all Macmillan stuff from their site. This was Strong Arm Negotiation Move #2.
So…
I managed to stay out of the “debate” surrounding this for the better part of Saturday, until my wife (who is a bright and shining star in the industry, and thus gets industry communications brought right to our doorstep by scantily-clad delivery ‘boys’) brought it up after she got a panicked “special weekend edition” message from Publishers Marketplace, penned by John Sargent of Macmillan. At the time, it was an industry-only thing, but PW sensed the potential newsiness of the topic and made the letter freely available to the unwashed masses here. An excerpt:
I regret that we have reached this impasse. Amazon has been a valuable customer for a long time, and it is my great hope that they will continue to be in the very near future. They have been a great innovator in our industry, and I suspect they will continue to be for decades to come.
I want to parenthetically point something out here. Mr. Sargent is making a huge mistake in these two sentences:
- Amazon is not part of the publishing industry.
- They used to be, yes. Those were the days, eh?
- We have it stuck in our head that they’re an online bookstore. They haven’t been just an online bookstore for years. Amazon can not only deal with the loss of sales from Macmillan imprints for a good long time, they could get boycotted by every major publisher in the industry and for most consumers they’d still be the primary source for almost every other retail thing you can reasonably expect to buy online. Such a massive change in the publishing industry would alter Amazon, but not end it. Not remotely.
- In other words, for Amazon, Macmillan is a ‘nice to have’. (Yes, in terms of Kindle sales, it’s more than that, but only in terms of Kindle sales. Kindle is a route of expansion, not a means of survival.)
I’m not trying to make some point with that — I just want to call out that the scale of this move on either side is not the same.
The debate on this event, such as it is, boils down to these two points:
- Amazon can do what it wants — it’s just trying to get a fair price for ebooks to the consumers, cuz holy crap: fifteen bucks for an e-book? And I don’t even own it? Eff that.
- zOMG publishing books costs money — Amazon and you greedy consumers are going to bankrupt publishing and then there won’t be any more books at all. Ever.
Dear Proponents of Either Side: You’re both wrong.
The crippling costs of creating ebooks (writers: Macmillan isn’t on your side)
I’m going to go after “The cost to publish e-books Oh My God, Woe” side first, because it’s the next thing in the list of quotes I grabbed from various sites.
Over on The Harper Studio, we have this gem from 2009 explaining to all the unwashed why e-books cost just as much to make as hardbacks. Excerpt:
We still pay for the author advance, the editing, the copyediting, the proofreading, the cover and interior design, the illustrations, the sales kit, the marketing efforts, the publicity, and the staff that needs to coordinate all of the details that make books possible in these stages.
What an incredibly disingenuous pile of crap. I’m actually insulted that people think I’m so dim as to swallow this.
Yes, Harper, you have all those costs, but you only pay those costs once. You don’t get to claim those costs as justification for the price of ebooks when you’ve already paid those costs during normal dead-tree print-and-production — those costs are already your justification for high-priced hardbacks; by the author’s own statement, actually paper-printing a book costs about 2 bucks per unit, and it’s these production costs that drive hardback price points up. Don’t tell me you need to roll these expenses into ebook costs as well to make ends meet, because before ebooks existed, you were making money hand-over-fist without that revenue stream.
I’ve said it before, and I will keep saying it: once the process has been completed for printing a hardback, 90% of the production work necessary to create an ebook version of the same book is ALREADY DONE. The cost has already been paid. If you try to sell me the same thing a second time, I’ll tell you to fuck off.
(Note: if someone wants to publish a new book as nothing but an ebook, then yes, they totally get to claim all the costs of copyediting and so forth, and I have no beef whatsoever with paying 15 or 20 or 25 bucks for said book — I do it ALL THE TIME with independently published, ebook-only, roleplaying games and think nothing of it. But when ebooks are merely one part of a book’s list of available formats? No.)
And here’s some costs that paper books incur that ebooks don’t:
- Cost of printing. Only 2 bucks a book, but that’s still almost 10% of the retail cost of a hardback, and 25% of the cost of a paperback.
- Cost of distribution. Books in trucks (and planes) being shipped around the country.
- Cost of warehousing. Incurred by both the publisher and the brick and mortar retailers.
- Cost of returns. (Significant, and anticipated in book pricing and contracts.)
- Cost of additional print runs. There are no additional print runs of ebooks. You never run out. Ever.
So let’s look at a normal, big-publisher ebook; one which is being produced along with hardback and paperback editions:
- Author advance: already paid as part of buying the right to publish the book in the first place. Would have been paid regardless of the existence of an ebook version. Not an ‘ebook cost’.
- Editing, copyediting, and proofreading. Again, this is not an ‘ebook cost’ – it’s just a part of publishing at all. Ebooks don’t ‘own’ this cost.
- Cover design. Ditto.
- Interior design. A ha! Yes: here is a thing where some separate consideration must be made for the ebook. This is work that would not otherwise take place, but it is a tiny subset of the work already done to lay out the paper edition, and in many cases amounts to nothing.
- The sales kit, the marketing efforts, the publicity. Not an ebook-specific cost. Hell, in most cases, publishers don’t know what to do about marketing ebooks — they’d rather people didn’t know about ebooks, and just stuck to the good old days, so marketing the bloody things is a little counterintuitive for them.
- The staff that needs to coordinate all of the details that make books possible. Yeah, you need someone who knows how to post the ebook to Amazon and Smashwords correctly. If any of the big publishers out there need someone to teach them this, I do freelance education and my rates are quite reasonable, especially when the subject is so simple.
- And as I’ve already said, there is no cost of printing, truck-and-plane distribution, warehousing, returns, or additional print runs.
(Also: writers? If this “agency model” becomes the norm? Renegotiate your contracts, because you’re getting screwed.)
Anyway: I think it’s fair to say that fifteen bucks for an ebook, when the paperback edition incurs more production/distribution cost and is priced for half as much, appears to be, as they say, “fucking robbery”. Readers aren’t stupid. It doesn’t take much to look at the justification for current ebook prices and think “that’s just not fair.”
Especially when you don’t even end up owning the ebook the way you own a paper book.
Which brings me to Amazon.
Amazon isn’t on Your Side Either
The very idea of Amazon being portrayed as some kind of consumer-rights advocate when it comes to ebooks is insulting. Amazon’s Digital Rights Management (DRM) for the Kindle is a slap in the face to the traditions that surround the act of buying, reading, and most-of-all owning books. Amazon’s ebooks are locked to the Kindle (or to Kindle-simulating software, also available from Amazon), and even if the book has no ‘official’ DRM, it’s still in a Kindle-only file format that no one is legally allowed to create a translator microbe for.
Thus, the grave-pissing level of insult that the Amazon ebook setup inflicts on readers. Now, you need a license agreement to read your new book. Now, you can’t share a good book with a friend. Or your wife. Or your kid. Copyright recognizes the reader’s rights to own, loan, gift, resell and read your books any way you want. But now, they aren’t ‘your’ books; you don’t own a book — you lease it.
Amazon wants that. They can fuck off, too.
In Summary: Caution
Listen: you want to charge 15 bucks for an ebook? Fine.
If the market sustains it, fine. I don’t think the market will. I think you can sell an ebook for half the price of the paperback and still be essentially printing your own money. (And I am not alone in this opinion.)
I think it’s telling that readers are coming down on Amazon’s ‘side’ on this whole thing, even though Amazon clearly gives fuck-all for the reader’s rights. In as much as I can be said to have a side in this, I’m also on that side.
But I’m not standing too close to Amazon when I take that side. I would suggest the same level of care for anyone standing with either of these combatants.
Because those big bastards will trample you if you’re not careful, and they don’t care if they do.
“When elephants fight it is the grass that suffers.” — Kikuyu Proverb
Updates for the week of 2010-01-31
- Children's Fantasy (http://goo.gl/HuYS) – Not the first time I've thought this. #
- RT @Judd_of_Kryos: Spartacus on Starz: the worst parts of 300, Gladiator and a Nu-Metal video on 90's Cinemax. (Such was my impression.) #
- Random Average: Farscape as gaming group http://bit.ly/6mLLSm #
- Adrift: This works fine for everyone except Deirdre, who is fed up with being left on the ship. The current reason… http://bit.ly/5i7r5o #
- Heading in to a full day class I somehow got talked into teaching. 6 hours of pretty much non-stop talking. I'll just pretend I'm at a Con. #
- Random Average: Diaspora: Cluster and Character generation (ridiculously TL;DR) http://bit.ly/aGZLa0 #
- Me: So… which do you think is faster: ponies, horses, or unicorns? Kaylee: Pegasus. #thingskayleesays #
- Charging headlong into the monstrous squall. (For 'charging headlong' read 'driving', and 'monstrous squall' read 'snow-dusted mountains'.) #
- Note: not driving at the moment. I don't tweet and drive. #
- Booty Call (http://goo.gl/fkNE) – More insight into ebook publishing. #
- Another "speaking with confidence and clarity" class wrapped up. My guys (they're "my guys", now) did a great job. *teacher pride* #
- Spirit (http://goo.gl/PYEd) – Dammit, I hate when xkcd makes me tear up. #
- I've never owned an i-anything, and I actively dislike iTunes, so I'm clearly not Mac's target audience. Don't get iPad nerdrage, though. #
- A field guide to talking beasts (http://goo.gl/K9W4) – Useful during the creation of Princess stories. #
- Adrift: I try reason: the station is just paranoid/insane. Deidre points out I’m letting it make the rules. The st… http://bit.ly/9oGJeu #
- Which iteration of Blade Runner added the voiceover from Decker? Which version do I need to go back to avoid it? #
- So your belief is Amazon (or any retailer) can be forced carry Vendor X, at dictated prices, because otherwise AMAZON has monopoly? Really? #
- Also: digital costs as much as paper books? Really? Explain the e-quivalent of shipping, stocking, and return costs, please. Jesus, *think*. #
A look back at January
It’s been a pretty weird month. I look back at my ‘activity’ online (airquotes entirely justified) and things look pretty meager, but if I turn my focus to the stuff that didn’t make it up here, it was a pretty busy month. Even lost a little weight. I know, right?
Just not really ‘fun’ busy. I’ve been doing a tremendous amount of ‘day job’ work, and while the end result is good (both work I’m proud of and the not-insignificant upside of getting to keep said day job), it’s not the stuff I really love.
Not a lot of gaming. Not a lot of fiction writing (still stuck on the same stupid scene in Adrift), not a lot of podcasting.
Lots of consumption. Lots of well-priming via books read (The Secret History of Moscow, Flatland, Boneshaker) and shows watched (Farscape rewatch ftw).
But enough of that. February is my birth month, during which I traditionally have a quiet panic attack about my impending demise and work feverishly to create some meager artifact that might temporarily stave off my inevitable descent into obscurity.
You know. Or maybe something funny.
So back to the Podcasting, as well as a shift from work-writing to other-work-writing — the kind of writing I talk about here.
I’ll pry run short on sleep, but at the same time it almost always makes me feel better anyway.
How about you guys? What’re you up to?
Updates for the week of 2010-01-24
- Nice to have been pretty much offline yesterday, though the catch-up phase this morning feels like opening up an overfull sitcom closet. #
- In Internet speed, the USA is 18th (http://bit.ly/6OJkco) – I wouldn't mind living in Ireland… or Prague. #
- Kaylee has acquired her first teenybopper earworm, and sings the chorus nigh-continually. http://bit.ly/73EAOs #
- Adrift: The station proposes an alliance — access to some resources it has available, in exchange for ’some help w… http://bit.ly/6Gioe7 #
- Pondering a virtual writer's group, managed via blogging software, weekly updates per author, feedback via comments. Good/bad idea? #vwg #
- Watching @daphneun dance the chaleston. While seated. To scandinavian hiphop swing. #
- Exactly. #
- Dayjob promises/threatens to be breathtakingly busy for the next couple weeks. Already affecting my critical afternoon newsreader refreshes. #
- Adrift: Deirdre, “of course”, will not be allowed further into the station and, if we will not allow her to be sho… http://bit.ly/8KtRmW #
- Checking out a charter school for next year. Fingers crossed. The students we met were so impressive. Wow. #
- Obama: Daddy of the United States of America (http://goo.gl/NLql) – "… the political party for people who want to hit their kids." #
- Dear Subway marketing crew: "taste-tacular" deal sounds like something else. #
- Via Judd — Ani DiFranco – If You're Not: http://youtu.be/3maav6s2iYo #
- Incredibly productive day-jobbing this week. Not so for all other activities. Not sure how/what (if anything) I feel about that. #
- Store name of the day: Ptereodactyl Ptoys. Sweet! #
Updates for the week of 2010-01-17
- I begin my morning with a flurry of @ replies to tweets from 7+ hours ago. #pretendingitssundaynight #
- Spending the morning sifting through pictures of electrical burn victims. #youwishyouwereme #
- "The author and illustrator did a really good job on today." #thingskayleesays #
- I had @herzwesten & @maureenjohnson speak at my wedding. @PaulaSimone is marrying @herzwesten, OFFICIATED by @maureenjohnson. She wins.* #
- * – (except that I totally win, due to who I married) #
- Having drilled her several more times, I've found Carla to be much more agreeable. #bowlingsoundslikepornsometimes #
- Adrift: It gets better. Some of the personalities decided they didn’t like each other – they don&#.. http://bit.ly/8M6FvC #
- *snork* *hack* *spit* *cough* *honk* *sneeze* *sniffle* *snnrrrk* *gasp* G'morning. I hab a sinus thing. *sniiiiiiff* Sowwy. #
- RT @wilw: Beware of Hatian relief scammers. Give DIRECTLY to known orgs, like Red Cross, Doctors W/O Borders. Be compassionate, but careful. #
- Random Average: What not-game am I not-playing, here? http://bit.ly/4YmeL0 #
- Ring Worlds (http://j.mp/4Uiw3B) – This is a wild alternate history for Middle Earth, proposed by none other than Tolkein himself. #
- Adrift: So, yes; Kaetlyn docked here. Relief. But she entered areas controlled by other systems and hasn’t been se… http://bit.ly/8T6UhF #
- Casual-grazing post Christmas party. Good times. Pass the guac. Nom nom nom. #
Updates for the week of 2010-01-10
- After two weeks of exhausting all-day-every-day with my daughter I can honestly say, after dropping her off this morning: miss her already. #
- Several seasons of Farscape can be streamed on Netflix. This makes me happy. It's actually shocking how easy the show is to watch/enjoy. #
- Eccleston was my 'first Doctor'. I didn't initially like Tennant. The ending of the 10th Doctor's reign fair broke my heart. #alltruethings #
- Adrift: I give the space station a stern scolding. If I get shot, I get shot, but it’s time this p.. http://bit.ly/7hQyXb #
- New ball drilled, just in time for league start. Different grip. Different weight. Should be a REAL interesting night. Hooyah. #
- I love my new bowling ball. My new bowling ball hates me and is filing for a restraining order. I think I'll name her 'Carla'. #
- Man. Wave's gotten considerably faster. More servers, better software, or fewer users? Hmm. #
- Google Nexus One | Wired.com Product Reviews (http://j.mp/8aCKuz) – Very compelling. #
- Nexus One – time to start saving my pennies. http://is.gd/5N324 #
- The bar has been set for Best game quote of 2010. Shotgun Diaries: "Don’t waste rolls on shooting
zombies. You are always shooting zombies." # - Random Average: 2009: The Year In Gaming http://bit.ly/6QBPMH #
- Adrift: The station takes a deep breath. Yes, over the comm, but the ventilation heaves in the same patt.. http://bit.ly/57dEK4 #
- Dear Denver: Do me a favor and just have a blizzard, okay? A big one. Kthxbai. #
- Adrift: “Perhaps we got off on the wrong foot” it says. On one hand, it sounds like it’.. http://bit.ly/6Gzxyb #
- Wowsers it's cold out. And… car's low on gas. Lovely. Which commute shall I make worse, tonight's or tomorrow morning's? #
- From @daphneun: "The laundry's divided into 'Me and Kaylee' and 'You and Towels'." #IseehowIrate #
- Lots of audio to record today. Lots. Hopefully some writing also, but for now, audio. *clears throat* #
- Did a little bowling with the new ball. One game too many, probably, and not on 'my' lanes, but it helped. #
- So, if you got a Google Voice invite, would you stick with your current number (fewer features) or get a new number (more features)? #



