Workspace

I posted a picture of a new chair to Twitter yesterday.  Alongside the picture, I said:

Replaced ten year old home office chair with Something Fancy. Butt approves. Daytime standing desk doesn’t care.

(I know, riveting social media, right?)

In addition to the new (incredibly comfy, dangerously reclinable) chair, I removed the small “ladder” desk that Kate uses when she brings her laptop in for nerdly together time (not to worry: I replaced it with something considerably more sturdy), and generally did a lot of housecleaning in the workspace, especially in the closet (which got a new shelf unit that ended up mostly empty, thanks to my “throw it out!” style of clean-up).

As a general rule, I adhere as closely as I can to the “It’s all Too Much” school of thought when it comes to my living spaces. When I’m cleaning up I focus what, exactly, I want a space to be for, and basically just remove everything that doesn’t directly support that purpose. That might sound pretty zen, but I assure you it’s anything but new age feng shui.

For example, I want to use my office to:

  • Do non-writing computer-related stuff (typically at my desk).
  • Write (often not at my desk).
  • Edit/revise (back at my desk again).
  • Do computery stuff with my wife and/or daughter.
  • Read.

In addition, there are a few other things my office needs to be able to do, primarily:

  • Host some stuff that Sean can play with
  • Remain resistant to permanent Sean-related damage to the stuff Sean can’t play with

To this end, my home office has:

  • A new, still-kind-of-fume-laden, super-comfy chair.
  • My monstrous, utterly impractical desk.
  • My ‘side desk’ for laptops and hardcopies of stuff.
  • Kate’s desk.
  • My desktop (let’s be honest: gaming) computer.
  • My dayjob laptop.
  • My contractor job laptop.
  • My daughter’s laptop.
  • My netbook (on which I do all my first draft writing, pretty much).
  • A comfy wingback (where said writing takes place).
  • A big closet with spare computer bits, software, and gaming stuff for both myself and smaller persons.
  • A small bookshelf with books I really can’t bear to be a whole floor away from, or which I want to read ‘next’.
  • A baby-gate ‘cage’ around said bookshelf.

Clearly, the space serves many masters, and in order to fight what might seem inevitable clutter-creep, I have to be really vicious about my “if it doesn’t apply to the purpose of the space, it goes” rule. It doesn’t make the room spartan, by any means, but if you understand everything room has to do, you might concede that at the very least it’s efficient.

I don’t have a picture of the whole room, but this is current picture of the desk area:

Not pictured: my droid, propped up against the right monitor, so I can use it to check a bunch of phone-related things, and the podcasting microphone, because I'm (sadly) not podcasting anything right now.

The only object I don’t really need on the desk? That would be the stone ‘lawn ornament’ frog that you can see center left, holding my soda glass, and given what I went through to acquire the damned thing, I’m certainly not getting rid of it.

I didn’t set this picture up: that’s just how I left it this morning when I walked out the door.

And where did I walk out the door to?

That would be my dayjob work space which, in contrast, serves only one purpose.

Over a year at my "standing desk" (assembled from two "shoe caddies" from the closet department at Lowes.

Aside from its purpose (note the sweet, sweet singular), the only other goal I have with this space is to change things up as much as I can from my home space, in terms of physical requirements: I stand rather than sit and use a different style of keyboard and mouse — all told, I probably spend well over 16 hours on a computer every day of the working week, and doing whatever I can to reduce movement repetition is critical to my continued (relative) health and avoidance of RSI.

What about you guys? I have an unhealthy fascination for seeing pictures of where people do their work and play: got any cool setups link to? Share!

Tweets for the week of 2012-05-27

  • I hate Facebook SO MUCH, but I still made an author page there, because I am a SHAMELESS WHORE. http://t.co/SalwTPDf #hiddenthings #
  • So, if you 'like' the facebook page, you will simultaneously cheapen my existence and possibly win a galley of HIDDEN THINGS! Win-win! #
  • (Tomorrow, we will have a HIDDEN THINGS contest here on Twitter that does not involve "likes" and does involve creepy microfiction.) #
  • "Watch out for the Hidden Things…" – I actually started writing a completely different post today (another… http://t.co/r9wnLzcW #
  • RT @WmMorrowBks: Enter for a chance to win bks by @doycet @joe_hill and more in our Fan Appreciation Sweepstakes! http://t.co/Oeh3x3Zl #
  • New blog post details how to win an ARC of #hiddenthings /and/ speed my descent into life as a shady huckster. Win-win! http://t.co/TWeFx6TO #
  • Volunteering at Colorado Food Bank of the Rockies this morning. Semi-related: I'm donating vegetables to charities from now on. #omg #
  • Off to #nyc Back Monday for #hiddenthings giveaway. http://t.co/TWeFx6TO #
  • RT @_Lexifab @doycet has a book coming out? #hiddenthings YES: http://t.co/TWeFx6TO #
  • We all need editors. (Quote of the Day) http://t.co/0H4XQnRK #
  • At her suggestion, permaborrowed @DaphneUn's Droid tablet to see if I want it, something different, or hate it a bunch. Jury remains out. #
  • If I were her, I'd already regret the suggestion, thanks to my (resultant) surly questions and random grumbling. Hate not knowing stuff. #
  • Weirdest tablet thing so far: on screen keyboard lags horribly in portrait; works fine in landscape. What? #
  • My sadness with open source/hardware? You're either rickety edge of innovation or two years behind. Sometimes lazy and mainstream is nice. #
  • Tablet annoyance: power jack on the bottom of landscape view (watching any movie). Terrible placement for any typical usage scenario. #
  • HIVEMIND: I've overlooked the fact I have access to a WEST POINT WEDDING to LIVE TWEET, tomorrow. It's been a year; are we ready for this? #
  • Quick thought for latter, more sober moment: analyzing comics based solely on artwork or story = judging a song based on only lyrics/music. #

Tweets for the week of 2012-05-20

  • Random Average » “Day One, after Day Z” http://t.co/hZe0HvCS #
  • So this box full of Things came in the mail today, and I'm told I can tell people about them. http://t.co/T9HDxxVA #
  • Finally starting @ChuckWendig's Blackbirds. Excited! Review to follow. #
  • Orchids smell exactly like a cavity feels. #
  • Email this morning informs me that I've been scheduled for mandatory volunteer work next week. Obvious Inigo Montoya Moment is Obvious. #
  • I thought no one could be worse for a show than Fox. Then NBC replaces @danharmon as #community showrunner. #brittadit #whattheactualfuck #

Book Review: Blackbirds, by Chuck Wendig

I’m a sucker for amnesia stories.

You know the kind I’m talking about: Our hero wakes up in a hotel room with no memory of who he is or how he got there. There’s a pounding on the door, the landlord’s hollering that this week’s rent is due, the nameless protag opens the door, and the cops burst in, pinning him to the bed and reciting Miranda for the murder of so and so and OH MY GOD WHAT’S GOING ON?!? Dark City‘s a good recent example, but it’s something I’ve loved since Corwin woke up in a hospital bed in Nine Princes in Amber.

There are any number of acceptable and equally fun variations on this basic idea, a lot of them circling around the idea that the protagonist is investigating some blank spot in their recent history, trying to learn what happened and how they were involved — bonus points if it starts look like they themselves are the killer/criminal/victim they’re trying to find. I ran into a fun twist on this not too long ago in Richard K. Morgan’s Altered Carbon, a sci-fi detective story where the main character’s memory is fine, but his new body (not-so-gently used, one previous owner) has a number of dark secrets; it’s was a really good way for me to scratch that itch.

Chuck Wendig‘s come up with another one.

Let me introduce you to Miriam Black. She’s got a hell of a party trick: give her a little skin-to-skin contact (fingertips, lips, elbows on the subway, whatever), and she gets an instant, full-color, down-to-the-second replay (preplay? foreplay?) of your death. Pretty cool. Pretty dark. Pretty bad ass. That’s Miriam Black.

At least that’s what she wants to world to think.

Truth is, if you watch Miriam for a little while… if you listen to her talk (she loves to talk) and notice how she goes out of her way to alienate anyone and everyone with whom she comes in contact (emitting a stream of viscous, vicious, venomous dialog that fills a defensive moat only the brave or stupid would try to cross), you realize that that Miriam hurts. She blames herself for every death she’s ‘witnessed’; dies a little bit every every time a soul she’s touched shuffles off this mortal coil (no matter how much of a human stain they happen to be). She’s damaged goods, brother, and she’s getting worse, not better.

Miriam Black knows when you're going to die... and she will do anything to convince herself she doesn't care.

“Sounds interesting,” you might say, “but where in all that is your little amnesia fetish getting sated?”

Well see that’s the interesting bit.

Miriam, road-weary and cynical, has a chance encounter with someone… nice. Someone she likes almost immediately. Someone she might even become friends with; a granite block of a human being who’s maybe tough enough to withstand the wear and tear of the shit storm that is Miriam’s life.

Inevitably, she reaches out for a bit of human contact, and sees her new friend’s death.

Murder. Violent and nasty. In a month.

And, somehow, Miriam is involved. Somehow, she’s there when it happens, and does nothing.

That’s when Blackbirds got me.

I don’t know how to tell you what this book is — a paranormal sci-fi conspiracy horror murder-mystery roadtrip? Maybe. It isn’t even an amnesia story, not really, because you can’t really have missing memory of something that hasn’t happened yet.

Except… Miriam can.

How can I sum this up? How can I give you the one-line morsel that will send you off to find the rest of the meal?

If Phillip K. Dick had lived Charles Bukowski’s life, he might have written Blackbirds.

Might have, I say, because I doubt he (or certainly Bukowski) could have given half as much depth to Miriam as Wendig shares, and it’s Miriam that makes Blackbirds work. The gritty asphalt fantasy that makes up the plot? Don’t get me wrong: that’s great stuff, but it’s poor, damaged, desperate Miriam that brings the whole thing back to where we live.

You may not like her (she’ll be happier if you don’t), but you’ll care.

Just see if you don’t.

Tweets for the week of 2012-05-13

  • Best compliment ever paid to a children's author. (Or any author, really.) http://t.co/kzTT7CLC #
  • The good news: Sean's ear procedure is on Friday. The bad news: no food/milk after midnight Thursday, and nothing at all after 7am Friday. #
  • Surgery update: Sean is out. He is not amused, but everything went well. #
  • RT @shitmydadsays: "Politicians don't wanna scare you, they wanna keep you stupid. Fear is just the smell when ignorance takes a shit." #

Tweets for the week of 2012-05-06

  • I would have killed for this as a teen. Hell, I'd be pretty damned happy having something like this now, to be… https://t.co/c5ipXKrP #
  • Email: "Dear Doyle" Me: *delete* #smallpleasures #
  • Volunteer recess duty. 25 boys on the soccer field… and 1 girl, sprinting up and down the pitch. Guess who. #mywiltingwallflower #
  • Also at recess duty: the one kid sitting, reading. Of course he gets wood chips dumped on his head. Of course he ignores it. #beenthere #
  • That woodchip covered recess reader had two friends who came over and cleaned him off. I like those kids. #

Tweets for the week of 2012-04-29

  • Every time I feel like popping onto LotRO for a few hours, those few hours are eaten by downloading updates. Then, I sleep. Just saying. #
  • Click to look inside! http://t.co/FAIXmRZN (Seriously, what?) #
  • Klouchebag score: 'mostly alright'. http://t.co/yPlrV9E0 (I'll have to work harder to get to 'bit of a prat'.) #
  • That Klouchebag site seems to think I post a fair number of angry tweets. Do you guys think that's true? ANSWER ME! #
  • My child is a total stereotype. An adorable, classic stereotype. http://t.co/7beuxYcj #

Tweets for the week of 2012-04-22

  • Discussing Skylanders with @wilsonsteve. I need your opinion, Hivemind: would you rate it "crack" or "meth" in terms of addiction? #
  • RT @Eliza_Coupe: Where are we at with Hoggle from Labyrinth's sexual preference? #
  • I go for it, Jon. RT @Eliza_Coupe: Dear fictional character Jon Snow, I'm cool w/ bastards & dire wolves. Fictional 3some? You, me, d wolf? #
  • Just mowed my yard (front and back) with one of these: http://t.co/V4LTynVQ — 1943 is demanding I return its manly sense of accomplishment. #