Regardless of presentation topic, every speaker at utters at least four identical words: I'm a good writer. Confidence counts.
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This one is for +Kate Testerman – who notices more about every day than anyone I know.
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"There’s a whole generation running around looking like lumberjacks, and most of you can’t change a fucking tire
"There’s a whole generation running around looking like lumberjacks, and most of you can’t change a fucking tire."
Dear Bearded Hipsters, YOU GUYS ARE RUINING MY BEARD FETISH. Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve loved a man with a beard. To me, they meant strength, power, MANLINESS. Someone who could protect …
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"Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all."
– William Goldman
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+Kate Testerman will love this, I think. Best mix of the short and long version of the song.
Happy New Year
25.media.tumblr.com/d49d26c54f7ebb7b555ccd06c66a0a63/tumblr_mypo0itTsP1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"I need to separate the busted kid from the man I am now. I guess that’s my new years resolution. Might be harder than losing ten pounds."
This is good.
I’m not always a very good person. I’m mean and I recognize that. I know exactly where it comes from too. As a kid I moved schools a lot. I was always the new kid and I was a weird looking new kid which made it worse. There was no nationwide movement to stop bullying back then.