"There’s a whole generation running around looking like lumberjacks, and most of you can’t change a fucking tire

"There’s a whole generation running around looking like lumberjacks, and most of you can’t change a fucking tire."

An open letter to bearded hipsters
Dear Bearded Hipsters, YOU GUYS ARE RUINING MY BEARD FETISH. Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve loved a man with a beard. To me, they meant strength, power, MANLINESS. Someone who could protect …

"I need to separate the busted kid from the man I am now. I guess that’s my new years resolution. Might be harder than losing ten pounds."

This is good.

Penny Arcade – Resolutions
I’m not always a very good person. I’m mean and I recognize that. I know exactly where it comes from too. As a kid I moved schools a lot. I was always the new kid and I was a weird looking new kid which made it worse. There was no nationwide movement to stop bullying back then.