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Penny Arcade reveals all my best seduction lines in a single comic
Penny Arcade reveals all my best seduction lines in a single comic.
Penny Arcade – Mount Baker
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Pessimist-me puts five shiny american dollars on "the shooter was a TSA employee."
PR flak says the shooter was "actively involved in Terminal 3." Whatever that means.
Shooting at Los Angeles airport: gunman and TSA agent shot dead, others injured, flights grounded
The Los Angeles Times and other news organizations are reporting a shooting this morning at the Los Angeles International Airport’s Terminal 3, with one alleged gunman known.
It’s the Little Things…
I purposefully set up the Hidden Things kickstarter project with a fairly short fundraising timeframe. For one thing, publicity ‘stuff’ is a kind of exhausting, and I want to keep the energy level high throughout the project, so short and sweet is the order of the day.
Which brings me to the first stretch goal.
Little Things short story collection – text and audio: Do you miss Calliope? What about Vikous? Ever wanted to take a Dragon bowling? ME TOO. Little Things will be a 50+ page collection of short and short-short stories set in the Hidden Things world, packaged with the audiobook, read by the author. Unlocked at $1450.
I’m happy to have the chance to talk about this for two reasons. First, it means we’ve already hit the main project’s funding goal, so Yay! Second, it’s something that just seems like a ton of fun to me.
So fun, in fact, that I’ve already started writing some of the stories that will go into the collection. Some. I can’t write them all, right now – at least one of them will involve input from a backer, and I haven’t asked them what they want, yet – but I thought you might like to see a partial … list of ingredients — the stuff I’ve thrown in the mixing bowl, so far.
Calliope.
Detective Johnson.
A very special photo booth.
Glass shards.
Old scars.
Broken bones – the small ones, in your feet.
A mask.
A tack hammer.
Clown makeup.
Someone who doesn’t need clown makeup.
The world’s second largest ball of twine.
… and a Dragon. Of course.
I’m not sure I should say more. These are short stories after all: give away too much, and you’re already at the end.

I will say this: I am having an absolute blast writing them, and I really hope I get a chance to share them with you as part of this project.
Here’s what needs to happen.
Right now, we’re roughly $200 shy of this stretch goal. There are lots of ways to get there, and we have fifteen days to do it. I think there’s an excellent chance it can happen… if I get some help from all of you – if you meet someone who would love this project and tell them about it.
Think of these poor stories, these Little Things, suck in limbo.
I mean, I’m not saying I’m holding them hostage. I’m not evil.
But, in the coming months, I’m going to need to focus on this project, and if these stories don’t end up as part of the project, they’re going to have to wait awhile. No one will be more bummed about that than me.
But I don’t think that’s going to happen. I think we can hit this stretch goal.
We can make the world of Hidden Things a little bigger.
Interested in backing this project? Head to the Kickstarter page to find out more!
Want to find out more about the Hidden Things novel? We’ve got you covered.
Today I learned that +
Today I learned that +Lee Kenyon is a were-pelican.
Fuck You, Pelicans Are Awesome: A Defense Of The NBA’s Best New Team Name
So it looks like the New Orleans Hornets are going to change their name to become the Pelicans. You look around, and there are a bunch of smartasses making fun of this new name. Oh, a pelican, that’s intimidating, they sneer. Well, here’s what’s up. These people don’t know anything about good team names, and they sure as shit don’t know anything about pelicans.
My DIY standing desk (with the how-to), for ~60 bucks
My DIY standing desk (with the how-to), for ~60 bucks.
Stand and Deliver |
I spend a lot of time working on a computer. I don’t mean ‘eight hours’: eight hours would be a remarkably light amount of screen time for me on any weekday. Given that I get up around 6 am (or earlier; thank you, Zoe), don’t head to bed until around 11:30 pm, and spend all but about 2 or 3 …
Stand and Deliver
I spend a lot of time working on a computer.
I don’t mean ‘eight hours’: eight hours would be a remarkably light amount of screen time for me on any weekday. Given that I get up around 6 am (or earlier; thank you, Zoe), don’t head to bed until around 11:30 pm, and spend all but about 2 or 3 hours of that time looking at some kind of LCD… yeah. It adds up.
It has, as the kids say, always been thus, and after some near misses with serious repetitive stress injuries in college, I devoted more than a little thought to ensuring my (potentially) sixteen daily hours of computer work didn’t cripple me. Different keyboard and mice styles at home than at work — that sort of thing. Lately, my smartphone has taken up about fifty percent of the casual, look-it-up browsing that I do at home (more out of the necessity born of need-an-answer-while-holding-infant than it being an especially good replacement), and my Macbook Air is handling at least 70% of my serious at-home computer use (because it is an especially good replacement), but none of that addresses the real killer hiding behind that much time sitting at a desk.
The actual sitting.
I’d pondered the idea of a standing desk for a long time, but it simply wasn’t something I could start doing at home – there are too many times when I’m already at the computer and suddenly need to do that and (say) hold a kid in my lap.
So I turned to my day job work environment, and the question of how I could incorporate a standing desk. I tried several solutions that didn’t stand (heh) the test of time, but the current iteration is both one I’m very happy with and something I believe is cheap and easy enough to recommend to nearly everyone (assuming you’re within driving distance of an Ikea). I’ve been using this set up for a little over two years, and I find it helps me focus, increases my energy levels, and (very important) keeps me from dozing off after a long night of toddler wrangling.
Sitting is killing you, after all, so maybe this will help.
Start with your basic cubicle. You’re going to be working with the “long” side of the cubicle (on the right, in this picture), which should measure roughly 48 inches long and about 23 or 24 inches deep, give or take.

Grab two Linnmon table tops from Ikea. You can use the version that is 39″ long (which cost about $6 each) or (my preference) the 47″ versions. Both lengths are the same 23.5″ depth, which fit most cubicle dimensions perfectly.
(If you don’t have an Ikea around, just check out the website, see what I’m talking about, and go look for something similar – they are very common dimensions for table and desk tops.)
Buy two four-packs of Capita legs from Ikea. They come in 4″, 6″, and 8″ lengths. Remembering that the desk tops themselves are 1″ deep, you can add leg height to desk thickness to figure out what combination will bring the top of the desk even with your elbows, once the whole thing is sitting on your cubicle desk. Someone who’s shorter may only need one desk top and a single set of legs.
(Example: I am six feet tall. My cubicle desk is 28.5″ high. I purchase one set of 8″ legs, and one set of 4″ legs which, combined with the two desk tops, and stacked one atop the other, makes a standing desk ‘addition’ that’s roughly 14.5″ high or, when added to the cubicle, 43″ from the ground.)
If you want to get fancy, get one more set of capita 4″ legs and mount them to a spare bookshelf shelf – use that as a riser for your monitors.
Result:

With this, I lose no desktop space (rather, I gain considerably more easy-access storage for whatever I’m working on at the moment) move the laptop dock out of my way, and create a spot where I can comfortably stand for six to eight hours a day (what I do), which is apparently the equivalent yearly calorie burn of running 20 marathons (which I will never do).
Works a treat, costs 40 to 60 bucks total, you don’t have to justify it to your company’s budget people, and you can take it with you when you leave.
The first book trailer I have ever seen that made me want to buy the book in question
The first book trailer I have ever seen that made me want to buy the book in question.


