Today I learned that +Lee Kenyon is a were-pelican.
Fuck You, Pelicans Are Awesome: A Defense Of The NBA’s Best New Team Name
So it looks like the New Orleans Hornets are going to change their name to become the Pelicans. You look around, and there are a bunch of smartasses making fun of this new name. Oh, a pelican, that’s intimidating, they sneer. Well, here’s what’s up. These people don’t know anything about good team names, and they sure as shit don’t know anything about pelicans.
Here's one interesting video. Pelican eats bird
It's true. My terrible secret has been revealed to the world.
When I read the line "pelicans eat meat and only meat" I thought "my god it's lee."