- Rt @tordotcom Fiction World Rocked as Woman Claims No Sexual Attraction to Neil Gaiman http://short.to/3d0u #
- Not writing stories anymore; just writing on Twitter. Not Twitter fiction; 140-character summaries of stories I’d write. It’s the FUTURE! #
- In 5 years, I’ll transition from Twitter-summary posts to hashtags with a 6-word limit. By 2019, I’ll convey plot with meaningful glances. #
- GMail Autopilot: Like you, but better! http://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html #
- Heading out to the airport to pick up @DaphneUn. Letting the two weeks of bachelor-mode die a well-deserved, unmourned death. #
- Random Average: I’ve come up with a new Template for Random Average http://tinyurl.com/cadvm9 #
- Adrift: My second day with the girl and old man. Spent traversing catwalks above a four-mile, half-submer.. http://tinyurl.com/cergq2 #
- Thunder, lightning, and SNOW MIXED WITH HAIL. Seriously: W T F, Denver? #
- Wow, @angelajames: #agentfail was completely under my radar til now. Wow. There are some bitter, self-entitled people out there. Wow. #
- 2nd attempt at lasagna recipe far, far, FAR below the bar set by attempt 1. Very disappointing. Should have done the farfalle & veggies. #