Third oneword, which seems to deal with something that happens before the other two — apparently, I’m (a) writing this in reverse and (b) in a Douglas Adams mood.
“Welcome to the Pan-Galactic, Interdimensional Nexus. Point of origin?”
“Umm… earth, actually.”
“Number?”
“Which… oh, right. Umm… Earth Twenty-three, I guess.”
“Very well sir, take this stamp and proceed to that queue.”
“…’Potential Contaminant Vectors’?”
“Yessir. Thank you.”
Clearly you need to do something Adamsy for NaNoWriMo ’03.