Category: Tweets

Just watched Barack Obama give his inauguration speech.
Eyes: damp.
Heart: proud.
Let’s get to work.

And… someone took the iPod from Kate’s car this weekend. Because I didn’t lock the G-D doors. I suck and fail.

Toddler temp: 100.3. Game day and gift exchange fun: regrettably canceled.

Note to advertisers: punctuation matters. “Fight rising, energy costs.” while entertainingly surreal, is not selling your product.

How many text messages does my phone keep in the Inbox and Sent folders? All of them. For two years. Memory errors suddenly explained.

My new bowling shirt is the nicest, most attractive, and costliest bit of clothing I’ve purchased since… my tuxedo. All hail americana.

Random Average: Quote of the Day: Paraphased from Ron Edwards.
The commonly and uncritically rep.. Link

Post-game comment last night. Kate: “You know that, if plan A had failed, I was totally going to kill Beth later, just to get my goal.”