{"id":849,"date":"2001-09-27T00:10:41","date_gmt":"2001-09-27T00:10:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=849"},"modified":"2001-09-27T00:10:41","modified_gmt":"2001-09-27T00:10:41","slug":"dya-hear-that-sound","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2001\/09\/dya-hear-that-sound\/","title":{"rendered":"d&#8217;ya hear that sound?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That soft, whispering sigh that rides the air tonight, all across the America?<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s the sound of a million Trek fans drifting through a greased-up-Vulcan masturbatory fantasy while they stare at a couple seconds of Enterprise in freeze-frame.<br \/>\nGood show? Yes, I enjoyed parts of it very much. Cool ship? Yes. It felt like a sub, it was cramped like a sub, and in case you missed the parallel, they used reverse depth charges to attack it like a sub.<br \/>\nPandering, pointless lotion scene? &#8230;you do hear that sound, don&#8217;tcha?<br \/>\nThe lowest common denominator in Trekdom is divisible by 7 and 9.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That soft, whispering sigh that rides the air tonight, all across the America? That&#8217;s the sound of a million Trek fans drifting through a greased-up-Vulcan masturbatory fantasy while they stare at a couple seconds of Enterprise in freeze-frame. Good show? Yes, I enjoyed parts of it very much. Cool ship? Yes. It felt like a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2001\/09\/dya-hear-that-sound\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;d&#8217;ya hear that sound?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geeky-fanboy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=849"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/849\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}