{"id":805,"date":"2002-04-17T23:18:36","date_gmt":"2002-04-17T23:18:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=805"},"modified":"2002-04-17T23:18:36","modified_gmt":"2002-04-17T23:18:36","slug":"2-second-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2002\/04\/2-second-review\/","title":{"rendered":"2-second review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Panic Room<\/i> :: Forrest Whitaker is great.  Jodie Foster plays&#8230; that role that she does very well (hyper-competent asexual woman).  The photography was very good.<br \/>\nIn the end, it wasn&#8217;t (a) what I was expecting and (b) as good as I&#8217;d hoped.<br \/>\nI humbly submit <i>Ghost Dog<\/i> as a better Whitaker movie, and&#8230; well, frankly, I like Foster, but her movie roles are practically interchangeable &#8212; put a short-wave radio in the panic room and it could have been a set in <i>Contact<\/i> &#8212; Dwight Yoakum could have started saying <i>&#8220;it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again&#8221;<\/i>, and I&#8217;m not sure I would have noticed.<br \/>\nI loved the brownstone, though.  Great set.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Panic Room :: Forrest Whitaker is great. Jodie Foster plays&#8230; that role that she does very well (hyper-competent asexual woman). The photography was very good. In the end, it wasn&#8217;t (a) what I was expecting and (b) as good as I&#8217;d hoped. I humbly submit Ghost Dog as a better Whitaker movie, and&#8230; well, frankly, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2002\/04\/2-second-review\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;2-second review&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geeky-fanboy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}