{"id":784,"date":"2002-07-21T07:13:59","date_gmt":"2002-07-21T07:13:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=784"},"modified":"2002-07-21T07:13:59","modified_gmt":"2002-07-21T07:13:59","slug":"how-is-this-possible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2002\/07\/how-is-this-possible\/","title":{"rendered":"How is this possible?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Susan Lyne, president of ABC Entertainment, told reporters that ABC&#8217;s spy series <i>Alias<\/i> will <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scifi.com\/scifiwire\/art-main.html?2002-07\/19\/11.30.tv\">take on a new level of complexity in its upcoming sophomore season<\/a>.  The mind boggles.<br \/>\nThis announcement has sparked a small, panicked avalanche of copycats &#8220;making something that already <i>is<\/i> incredibly __________ even <i>more<\/i> incredibly __________&#8221; in arenas outside of television.  Sources report that Dick Cheney plans to have small devil&#8217;s horns in the shape of nuclear warheads surgically attached to his head, George Bush is scheduled for a full frontal lobotomy, and Big Oil and the American Tobacco Growers Association have revealed (in a prepared joint-statement which closely matched the original ABC template) that they plan to &#8220;take on a new level of rapacious self-interest in the coming year&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Susan Lyne, president of ABC Entertainment, told reporters that ABC&#8217;s spy series Alias will take on a new level of complexity in its upcoming sophomore season. The mind boggles. This announcement has sparked a small, panicked avalanche of copycats &#8220;making something that already is incredibly __________ even more incredibly __________&#8221; in arenas outside of television. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2002\/07\/how-is-this-possible\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How is this possible?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geeky-fanboy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}