{"id":774,"date":"2002-07-27T13:45:55","date_gmt":"2002-07-27T13:45:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=774"},"modified":"2002-07-27T13:45:55","modified_gmt":"2002-07-27T13:45:55","slug":"things-in-the-trees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2002\/07\/things-in-the-trees\/","title":{"rendered":"~Things in the trees~"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>\u201c&#8230;it wasn&#8217;t your imagination. The plains are thick with goblins, especially along those dark gullys and river bottoms where no man has travelled in a thousand years. The natives learned to avoid the areas and the white settlers soon after. There are goblins and ogres all along there. No trolls though, no trolls&#8230;\u201d<\/i><br \/>\n&#8212; transcipt of a raving madman in Watertown, SD<br \/>\nI don\u2019t know how long I sat on the deck.  The moon wasn\u2019t bright, and the lights were off in the house by the time I finally took notice of my surroundings again.  I pushed myself to my feet and massaged the small of my, which was complaining about sixteen hours in a car.  I hadn\u2019t slept since the night before last.<br \/>\nSomewhere during this musing, I realized I wasn\u2019t alone.  I\u2019m not sure what gave me the hint, but when I turned the direction my intuition pointed, there was a shadow where there shouldn\u2019t have been in the treeline next to the house.<br \/>\n\u201cWho\u2019s there?\u201d I said, glancing around the deck for some sort of weapon.  Nothing.  Would have been nice if there\u2019d been a big meat fork next to the grill at least.<br \/>\nThe voice that spoke was gutteral in a way that made me realize I\u2019d never truly understood the word.  \u201cWe\u2019re not your enemy, Sean.\u201d  The large not-supposed-to-be shadow split into two: one shorter than me and one&#8230; still much larger.  The shorter one spoke again.  \u201cWe\u2019re after the same things that took your father.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cThings?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cDirt-eaters.\u201d  He sounded hungry when he said it.  He sounded like he was smiling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201c&#8230;it wasn&#8217;t your imagination. The plains are thick with goblins, especially along those dark gullys and river bottoms where no man has travelled in a thousand years. The natives learned to avoid the areas and the white settlers soon after. There are goblins and ogres all along there. No trolls though, no trolls&#8230;\u201d &#8212; transcipt &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2002\/07\/things-in-the-trees\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;~Things in the trees~&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excerpts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=774"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/774\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}