{"id":743,"date":"2002-09-18T09:58:28","date_gmt":"2002-09-18T09:58:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=743"},"modified":"2002-09-18T09:58:28","modified_gmt":"2002-09-18T09:58:28","slug":"stress-relief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2002\/09\/stress-relief\/","title":{"rendered":"Stress relief"},"content":{"rendered":"<address>(I will preface this post by stating that no one I know likes the music I like &#8211; not <i>all<\/i> of it.  Someone might like Tupac, but think BNL is too silly to be real music, or like BNL, but disregard rap as a wasteland of skill-free thugs.  That&#8217;s all right.  I understand that my tastes do not suit <s>any<\/s>everyone.  We&#8217;re all entitled to opinions.  These are mine.  So there.)<\/address>\n<p>Secret to peaceful work.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Play the CBT (computer-based training) for software you have no interest in learning, but that everyone else wants you to know.\n<li>Put on headphones, ostensibly because the CBT has a voiceover, and you want to be considerate of others.\n<li>Shut off the voiceover option.\n<li>Play <a title=\"They're playing Sk8tr Boi on the website right now, unfortunately, which is probably my least favorite song on the album.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.avril-lavigne.com\/\">Avril<\/a> while you flip through the CBT manually.<\/ul>\n<p>Yeah, she&#8217;s seventeen and does some of the same dumb stuff I did at that age (there are a <acronym title=\"Such as wearing a badly-tied men's tie everywhere.\">few fashion mistakes<\/acronym> she&#8217;ll be regretting in a year or two, if my experiences are any indication), but dammit, I like Avril Lavigne.  I bought <i>Let Go<\/i> two months ago and frankly the only complaint I have is that I don&#8217;t have enough copies of it to keep me properly saturated at work, home and in the car.  It&#8217;s hard to get sick of the music when every song is just a little bit different in style.<br \/>\nWhatever.  I&#8217;m a lame old man listening to a seventeen-year-old singing pop, but at least she&#8217;s writing her own stuff, and at least I&#8217;m listening because I really like it.*<\/p>\n<address>* &#8211; By rights, I suppose I should be listening to Dave Matthews, who is so deeply revered by my demographic that he could sign his name to a steaming pile of dog crap and sell it to my panting, sweating generation without even trying**. I guess he&#8217;s just not my cup of tea &#8211; give me fire, attitude, and harmonized anger-management issues***.<\/address>\n<address>** &#8211; Can&#8217;t remember where I first heard this sentiment expressed re: D Matthews? Seki?  P&#8217;raps.<\/address>\n<address>*** &#8211; One of the ways I&#8217;ve heard Linkin Park described, which seems aptly put.<\/address>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(I will preface this post by stating that no one I know likes the music I like &#8211; not all of it. Someone might like Tupac, but think BNL is too silly to be real music, or like BNL, but disregard rap as a wasteland of skill-free thugs. That&#8217;s all right. I understand that my &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2002\/09\/stress-relief\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Stress relief&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geeky-fanboy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=743"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/743\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}