{"id":602,"date":"2003-05-22T11:11:27","date_gmt":"2003-05-22T11:11:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=602"},"modified":"2003-05-22T11:11:27","modified_gmt":"2003-05-22T11:11:27","slug":"this-almost-shouldnt-go-under-fiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2003\/05\/this-almost-shouldnt-go-under-fiction\/","title":{"rendered":"This almost shouldn&#8217;t go under &#8216;fiction&#8217;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"one word. so little time.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oneword.invisibleland.tv\/\">one word<\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;It&#8217;s your fault he does this.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Probably.  It&#8217;s not that bad.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Have you <i>looked<\/i> at him? I don&#8217;t like that he does it with guests.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ll try to work on that, but I&#8217;m going to give him stuff sometimes, cuz he&#8217;s &#8211;&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah, a good dog.  I know.  A good dog you&#8217;ve taught to <font color=\"red\">beg<\/font>.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yep.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>one word<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excerpts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=602"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}