{"id":588,"date":"2003-06-06T13:25:34","date_gmt":"2003-06-06T13:25:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=588"},"modified":"2003-06-06T13:25:34","modified_gmt":"2003-06-06T13:25:34","slug":"hitchin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2003\/06\/hitchin\/","title":{"rendered":"hitchin&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I fiddled with this <a title=\"one word. so little time.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.oneword.invisibleland.tv\/\">one word<\/a> a little bit, so it&#8217;s not quite the same as the original I posted to the site itself.  I wanted to get the character names right, and that required a bit of research.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Churkk squatted next to the edge of the highway, a broad straw hat pulled down to conceal its warty skin and <font color=\"red\">flat<\/font> nose.<Br><br \/>\n&#8220;Whenya think they gonna talk bout us agin, Churkk?&#8221;  The smaller goblin squatting next to him shifted its weight.<Br><br \/>\n&#8220;Soon.&#8221;<Br><br \/>\n&#8220;How soon yah think, Churkk, cuz I sorta liked when they talked bout us.&#8221;<Br><br \/>\n&#8220;Jek.&#8221; <Br><br \/>\n&#8220;Yeh?&#8221; <Br><br \/>\n&#8220;Shut it.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I fiddled with this one word a little bit, so it&#8217;s not quite the same as the original I posted to the site itself. I wanted to get the character names right, and that required a bit of research.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excerpts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=588"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}