{"id":472,"date":"2004-05-05T16:03:54","date_gmt":"2004-05-05T16:03:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=472"},"modified":"2004-05-05T16:03:54","modified_gmt":"2004-05-05T16:03:54","slug":"dangerous-when-bored","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2004\/05\/dangerous-when-bored\/","title":{"rendered":"Dangerous when Bored"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So what do you do when you can&#8217;t fix the last big problem on your PC and you&#8217;ve got an afternoon to kill?<br \/>\nYou fiddle with blog templates and write bad noir ripoffs that don&#8217;t go anywhere.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<i>The sign over the door read <font color=\"red\">S m&#8217;s B r &#038; E tery<\/font>, blinking on and off in red. (The a&#8217;s had been smashed out by some wise guy trying to make a point and regulars with a sense of humor usually left notes with friends saying they were going to &#8216;sm&#8217;s&#8217;.) <\/i><br \/>\n<i>Light mist drifted down onto shiny black streets &#8212; motors putted by and threw it back up at the sky in a half-hearted attempt at a life-cycle. Men in dark suits and long coats held the arms of women in war-era dresses as they moved along: the women wore pillbox caps, the men fedoras.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>In the nook of a building&#8217;s entryway, light flared. A hard match held near a hard face, eyes scanning the street over the edge of the wind-blocking hand as the cigarette lit. Headlights washed over the man, revealing a stocky frame that held up a double-breasted suit, black trench coat and a wide-brimmed hat like they\u2019d been hung over a refrigerator to dry out. <\/i><br \/>\n<i>He tossed away the match, exhaled, and stepped onto the walk.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So what do you do when you can&#8217;t fix the last big problem on your PC and you&#8217;ve got an afternoon to kill? You fiddle with blog templates and write bad noir ripoffs that don&#8217;t go anywhere.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/472\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}