{"id":379,"date":"2004-12-11T10:24:44","date_gmt":"2004-12-11T10:24:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=379"},"modified":"2004-12-11T10:24:44","modified_gmt":"2004-12-11T10:24:44","slug":"spindle-excerpt-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2004\/12\/spindle-excerpt-4\/","title":{"rendered":"<i>Spindle<\/i> excerpt, 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Every day, the boy would find himself alone in his house, and every day he would walk into the Forest of Anything and along the wide, straight road to Mudferthing&#8217;s huge house, climb the trellis to the closet window, and search for something that would show him how the heroes of the Forest could beat the unbeatable giant.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>It took a very long time.  In the Slowing World, the door of summer closed and the gate of winter opened, and in the end the boy still found nothing.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>Until one day, Mudferthing caught a cold.<\/i><br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\nNow, some of you are being very pert and thinking to yourselves <i>&#8216;A ha! The giant got a cold!  That must be how he can be beat!&#8217;<\/i>  Well, let me tell you that there is nothing in any story ever about a hero who saved the day by making sure that the monster went out-of-doors without his stocking cap and mittens, and there never will be.<br \/>\nYou should just sit and listen a bit longer and try to learn something.<br \/>\n&#8212;-<br \/>\n<i>Of course, the boy didn&#8217;t know that Mudferthing had a cold when he came to the giant&#8217;s house that day, and he didn&#8217;t know that Mudferthing had decided to stay home instead of wandering the forest in search of more princesses to eat and more children to boil.  He didn&#8217;t realize it when he climbed into the closet on the third floor, and it wasn&#8217;t until he&#8217;d gotten down to the first floor (where he&#8217;d decided he would have another look at the giant&#8217;s trophy room) that he found out he wasn&#8217;t alone in the house.<\/i><br \/>\n<i>He could hear Mudferthing sniffling.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every day, the boy would find himself alone in his house, and every day he would walk into the Forest of Anything and along the wide, straight road to Mudferthing&#8217;s huge house, climb the trellis to the closet window, and search for something that would show him how the heroes of the Forest could beat &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2004\/12\/spindle-excerpt-4\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;<i>Spindle<\/i> excerpt, 4&#8243;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excerpts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}