{"id":3173,"date":"2012-02-12T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-12T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2012\/02\/tweets-for-the-week-of-2012-02-12\/"},"modified":"2012-02-12T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-02-12T14:00:00","slug":"tweets-for-the-week-of-2012-02-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2012\/02\/tweets-for-the-week-of-2012-02-12\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for the week of 2012-02-12"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Me: That baby tooth is sticking out so far, I could just punch your mouth and knock it out. Her: *Punches self in mouth.* #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23impulsecontrol\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">impulsecontrol<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/166564417687924736\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The mouth-punch, incidentally, totally worked. Knocked it right out. I didn&#039;t know whether to laugh or be horrified, so I did both. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/166564675134300161\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>WHY SO TIRED?!? I slept and everything! #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23woe\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">woe<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/166566514814750722\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Need an android app for Twitter that lets me swap between multiple accounts easily. Any suggestions? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/166918071599104000\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Voice-to-text transcripts of phonecalls via Google Voice used to be more accurate, but were FAR less amusing. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/166997848985059328\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Random Average: Life in a Wormhole: Winning at Eve Blogging #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23eveonline\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">eveonline<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/btrpAnCM\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/btrpAnCM<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/167149132845285377\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I&#039;ve been feeling a little bit more like Toad, but it still works. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/NAleTP1q\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/NAleTP1q<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/77zfHqPP\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/77zfHqPP<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/167665131642290176\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I strongly suspect everyone has felt like this sometimes. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/wOAiKnQh\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/wOAiKnQh<\/a>) <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/l9s3IZ0t\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/l9s3IZ0t<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/167665148700532736\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The Greasy Incline #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23pennyarcade\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">pennyarcade<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/YpHBXLRN\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/YpHBXLRN<\/a> &#8212; this made me think of @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/daphneun\" class=\"aktt_username\">daphneun<\/a> whom, incidentally, I really miss. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/167969930229194753\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Want. (Daniel Solis: [T-Shirt] If you see the Buddha, kill the buddha for his treasure and XP.) <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/QErRRxl8\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/t.co\/QErRRxl8<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/167971897563299840\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Little man definitely did NOT want daddy to go to work today. To be fair, daddy didn&#039;t want to go to work either. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/167998286249213953\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: That baby tooth is sticking out so far, I could just punch your mouth and knock it out. Her: *Punches self in mouth.* #impulsecontrol # The mouth-punch, incidentally, totally worked. Knocked it right out. I didn&#039;t know whether to laugh or be horrified, so I did both. # WHY SO TIRED?!? I slept and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2012\/02\/tweets-for-the-week-of-2012-02-12\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Tweets for the week of 2012-02-12&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-3173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-untidy-heap","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}