{"id":316,"date":"2006-04-07T09:51:16","date_gmt":"2006-04-07T09:51:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/wp\/?p=316"},"modified":"2006-04-07T09:51:16","modified_gmt":"2006-04-07T09:51:16","slug":"groovy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2006\/04\/groovy\/","title":{"rendered":"Groovy"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Je Joue<\/a> programmable massager.<\/p>\n

“The great thing about foreplay is that unlike doing it yourself, you don’t quite know what’s coming next,” he says. “There’s a sense of ‘otherness,’ which is very exciting. It’s unpredictable. I wondered why you can’t have a product that does that. It’s not trying to replace a person, but it’s easy enough to have a programmable product that has enough ability and variability to be able to surprise you.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The passage above, incidentally, is how I found the Wired article, via a perfectly innocent Google search. I swear!<\/p>\n

If you like what it’s doing and you want more, you can adjust the intensity or speed with a press of a button. To make sure it keeps doing what it’s doing, press and hold the “don’t stop” button.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m sorry, but that’s awesome. All technology should have a “don’t stop” button.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Je Joue programmable massager. “The great thing about foreplay is that unlike doing it yourself, you don’t quite know what’s coming next,” he says. “There’s a sense of ‘otherness,’ which is very exciting. It’s unpredictable. I wondered why you can’t have a product that does that. It’s not trying to replace a person, but … <\/p>\n

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