{"id":3113,"date":"2011-07-17T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-17T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2011\/07\/tweets-for-the-week-of-2011-07-17\/"},"modified":"2011-07-17T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-17T14:00:00","slug":"tweets-for-the-week-of-2011-07-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2011\/07\/tweets-for-the-week-of-2011-07-17\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for the week of 2011-07-17"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Finished all but one peer review while Sean napped, then weeded all the flowerbeds while he waged war on his exersaucer. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23productive\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">productive<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/90155336564080640\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Watching Sean with new sippycup makes me cheer for his motor control skills. Also elicits comments like &quot;It goes in your mouth, dumbass.&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/90161544020766720\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>ExACTly! RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/TudorGrrrl\" class=\"aktt_username\">TudorGrrrl<\/a>: How come I can get free wifi with a $3 cup of coffee but I can&#39;t get it with a $150 hotel room? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/90566452033241088\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>My office this week.  <a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/5p2pjv\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/twitpic.com\/5p2pjv<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/90788067501289472\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Totally. RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/boymonster\" class=\"aktt_username\">boymonster<\/a>: If I have to choose between Netflix streaming and Netflix DVD by mail, I&#39;m going to be going for the former. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/90845189127680000\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Truth. RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/CRREdwards\" class=\"aktt_username\">CRREdwards<\/a>: There is no Hell half so tortuous as a pediatric visit serving up five shots to two thighs on one child. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/90845482481500160\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Wonderful\/horrible: surrounded by fascinating people whom I (mostly) can&#39;t hear. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/90939450976247809\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Got to watch @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/libbabray\" class=\"aktt_username\">libbabray<\/a> utterly charm my daughter tonight. Or possibly vice versa. Or possibly mutual. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/90989972349386753\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>In fact, thinking about it, @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/libbabray\" class=\"aktt_username\">libbabray<\/a> may be the first adult since @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/herzwesten\" class=\"aktt_username\">herzwesten<\/a> whose name Kaylee immediately learned and retained. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/90990382673956864\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I&#39;ve been watching @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/maureenjohnson\" class=\"aktt_username\">maureenjohnson<\/a> and @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/FelicityDisco\" class=\"aktt_username\">FelicityDisco<\/a> administering Lit Day at #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23leakycon\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">leakycon<\/a> and let me tell you, people, it is fearsome. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/90992240591241216\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Seriously, I would not want to be a #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23leakycon\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">leakycon<\/a> problem right now, because those two would fuck me up and scatter the ashes. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/90992465414340608\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Not the most sterling of beginnings to the day, but at least I have looming deadlines and parental worry to look forward to. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/91117859027165184\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Sometimes,  being a grownup means giving up adult things. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/91324917676646400\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>We have arrived at Mousewitz &#8211; err&#8230;  Disney. Magic Kingdom. It&#39;s a small world something something. Like that. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/91516737849274368\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Public gatherings in America make me feel skinny. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23relativity\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">relativity<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/91520713101541377\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Horror &amp; creepy s\/f writers: you OWE yourself a trip to Disney, if only for the cheerful automated warning messages &amp; fingerprint scanners. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/91527308975931392\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>America: Get your fucking ten-year-old out of that goddamn stroller. The six-year-old too. Jesus. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/91534064099672065\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Best attraction at Disney: frigidly air-conditioned restrooms. Seriously, it&#39;s a wonder anyone leaves. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/91601105326321664\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Hit the Magic Kingdom today. Did something in every area and got pix (and Kaylee&#39;s 20 questions) with Winnie, Tigger, Minnie, AND Mickey. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/91680907714494464\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The best part of hitting all those high points in a single Disney outing? Knowing we&#39;re done and can go back to Universal tomorrow. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/91681202456633345\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Best Kaylee&#39;s quote of the day: &quot;It&#39;s a Small World is THE Place to Be!&quot; #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23targetdemographic\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">targetdemographic<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/91681708247760896\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Blink 182 is trending? I didn&#39;t think Twitter even existed in the 90s. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/91683849272168448\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Heading to some kind of Wizard101 tie-in themepark&#8230;  I guess. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/91830242112569344\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I seem to have made myself mildly ill on Butterbeer; a funny little HP thing I would appreciate more if I weren&#39;t mildly ill on Butterbeer. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/91880910416388096\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not a HUGE Harry Potter fan, but upon reflection I think the Forbidden Journey ride is the best park attraction I&#39;ve ever been on. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/91893108127703040\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Highlight of Kaylee&#39;a day: Unexpectedly meeting Dora the Explorer. Highlight of my day: WATCHING Kaylee meet Dora the Explorer. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23hugs\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">hugs<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/92063179529662465\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>cognitivedissonance:\n<p>Jake Gyllenhaal wins the universe. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/92252860980543489\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Our mid-afternoon flight is already marked &#39;delayed&#39;,  with an estimated departure time of&#8230; 3am. Tomorrow. I&#39;m suffering a WTF shortage. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/92263358375526401\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I&#39;ve been out of the news loop for a few days; anyone know what the hellhell would be causing this massive flight time delay? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/92264660748877824\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finished all but one peer review while Sean napped, then weeded all the flowerbeds while he waged war on his exersaucer. #productive # Watching Sean with new sippycup makes me cheer for his motor control skills. Also elicits comments like &quot;It goes in your mouth, dumbass.&quot; # ExACTly! RT @TudorGrrrl: How come I can get &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2011\/07\/tweets-for-the-week-of-2011-07-17\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Tweets for the week of 2011-07-17&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-3113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-untidy-heap","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}