{"id":3060,"date":"2011-02-06T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-02-06T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2011\/02\/tweets-for-the-week-of-2011-02-06\/"},"modified":"2011-02-06T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-02-06T14:00:00","slug":"tweets-for-the-week-of-2011-02-06","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2011\/02\/tweets-for-the-week-of-2011-02-06\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweets for the week of 2011-02-06"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul class=\"aktt_tweet_digest\">\n<li>Circles (<a href=\"http:\/\/j.mp\/hxlVaN\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/j.mp\/hxlVaN<\/a>) &#8211; Cool. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/31930168398319616\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Seriously, how do babies take a 100% liquid diet and turn it into chunky diaper peanut butter? #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23darkmagicks\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">darkmagicks<\/a> #zeropointenergy <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/32510121242263553\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Ahh, Infant Hiccups, my old enemy. Back again, after so many years, and back with a vengeance. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/32747215277522944\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/neilhimself\" class=\"aktt_username\">neilhimself<\/a>: Was about to retweet the #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23worstneilgaimanpickuplines\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">worstneilgaimanpickuplines<\/a>  but there are so many amazingly awful ones. click the hashtag to see. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/32748093090828288\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Hey, world? Got a newborn and a newly-diabetic pet to deal with &#8212; you could stop adding shit to my to-do pile ANY time now <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/32853263757869056\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>This evening, @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/daphneun\" class=\"aktt_username\">daphneun<\/a> asked me when I finally got to the point where I didn&#39;t go in and check that my child was still breathing all right. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33065574879731712\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&#8230; It&#39;s adorable that she thinks that condition ever ends. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33065704383053824\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Stuck Jonathan Strange &amp; Mr. Norrell under end of BabyBeau&#39;s mattress to combat post-feeding hiccups\/spit-ups. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23onethingbooksbeatereadersat\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">onethingbooksbeatereadersat<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33161037997932545\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Chalk the book-to-elevate-mattress up under victorious #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23parenthacks\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">parenthacks<\/a>  by the way &#8212; worked like a charm. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33161208085356544\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Hey: all the breastfeeding experts out there, frothing about how a pacifier\/bottle will ruin my kid for boobs? Sean says you&#39;re a poopyhead. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33162652297469952\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I mean, first of all, this is *my* kid: he knows what to do when someone shoves a boob in his face. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33163029277319169\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Second, he&#39;s 8 days old and knows exactly one thing about eating: &quot;Yes.&quot; Little man&#39;ll try to get milk from my THUMB if it strays too close. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33163963562725378\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>For those asking, we reference exactly 2 baby books. Be Prepared (sadly OOP) and The Baby Whisperer Solves All Your Problems (paper&amp;ebook). <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33167912558665728\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>When I was single-dadding it with Trixie, those two books saved my sanity. Repeatedly. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33168453342863360\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Snowdecahedron (<a href=\"http:\/\/j.mp\/hy1yhH\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/j.mp\/hy1yhH<\/a>) &#8211; It&#39;s D12 Degrees out! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33178146333261825\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>RT @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/realjohngreen\" class=\"aktt_username\">realjohngreen<\/a>: @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/NASA\" class=\"aktt_username\">NASA<\/a> should really watch @<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/hankgreen\" class=\"aktt_username\">hankgreen<\/a>&#39;s amazing defense of space exploration and increasing awesome: <a href=\"http:\/\/dft.ba\/-JWST\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/dft.ba\/-JWST<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33182337411842048\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Beauregard Mozark Implausible-Unfeasible has declared that the rule for today is #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23nopants\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">nopants<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33198576972595200\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Nerdy Girl love anthem <a href=\"http:\/\/j.mp\/h3H5v0\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/j.mp\/h3H5v0<\/a> &#8211; &lt;3 <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33199634658631682\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Instant karma for failed head-kicker (<a href=\"http:\/\/j.mp\/eIgHlt\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/j.mp\/eIgHlt<\/a>) &#8211; I could watch this all day. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33260360442052609\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>I&#39;m not having it every day of course, but this morning having one of those 5-hour energy shots available this morning was&#8230; very good. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33560297348268032\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Our DVR, 68% full and 100% comprised of unwatched episodes, has died. #<a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23rip\" class=\"aktt_hashtag\">rip<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33670664644730880\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Using a Google Docs spreadsheet to track All Things Baby is nerdy, but damn it&#39;s useful. Bonus: accessible from every mobile device we have. <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33965740096753665\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>Momma left me alone with Daddy&#8230; what does &quot;punk rock&quot; mean? <a href=\"http:\/\/flic.kr\/p\/9fRcpM\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/flic.kr\/p\/9fRcpM<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33980351575490561\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<li>This has been my last week. (<a href=\"http:\/\/j.mp\/fwB5pY\" rel=\"nofollow\">http:\/\/j.mp\/fwB5pY<\/a>) &#8211; It&#39;s tremorriffic! <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/doycet\/statuses\/33981996245975040\" class=\"aktt_tweet_time\">#<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Circles (http:\/\/j.mp\/hxlVaN) &#8211; Cool. # Seriously, how do babies take a 100% liquid diet and turn it into chunky diaper peanut butter? #darkmagicks #zeropointenergy # Ahh, Infant Hiccups, my old enemy. Back again, after so many years, and back with a vengeance. # RT @neilhimself: Was about to retweet the #worstneilgaimanpickuplines but there are so &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/2011\/02\/tweets-for-the-week-of-2011-02-06\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Tweets for the week of 2011-02-06&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[30],"class_list":["post-3060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-untidy-heap","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/doycetesterman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}